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Short vs, Tall

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Shorty

  1. 1. Short (adj.) – fun sized.<br />By: Elizabeth Pham<br />
  2. 2. Who is cuter?<br />or<br />
  3. 3. Who is cuter?<br />or<br />
  4. 4. Strawberry SHORT <br />cake - delicious<br />Good things associated with ‘short’.<br />
  5. 5. SHORT cuts – makes life easier.<br />Good things associated with ‘short’.<br />
  6. 6. Short, in length.<br />When receiving a reading assignment in school, what’s the first thing you do?<br />Check to see if the story is short.<br />What do you do, if it is?<br />What do you do, if it isn’t?<br />
  7. 7. “Shorty” (also spelled “shawty”) is considered a term of endearment among youngsters today.<br />Many songs reference the word, in a positive manner.<br />“Shawty is a ten.” – The Dream<br />“It’s hard to find another shawty like mine.” – Chris Brown<br />“Shawty got me geeked up.” - Lloyd<br />Slang<br />
  8. 8. Money is the motive!<br />If you make your own clothing, you don’t have to buy as much fabric. Therefore, you save money.<br />Winning limbo competitions for money!<br />Can fit into and buy children’s clothes – generally cheaper than adult clothing.<br />Tall people spend more money on soap.<br />Pay kids admission to places.<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  9. 9. Avoid Pain<br />If bad guy is chasing you, if you’re short, you can hide in tight spaces.<br />Don’t bump head on stuff (branches, door ways, etc.)<br />Less of a chance of being struck by lightning<br />If the sky was falling, it would first hit the tall people, giving short people time to duck and cover!<br />Can also use tall people as covering.<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  10. 10. Versatility<br />If short people want to be tall, they can wear heels/stuff their shoes.<br />There are no shoes that make you shorter.<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  11. 11. Physical Appearance<br />If short, you don’t have to avoid heels to accommodate your partner.<br />You tend to look younger.<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  12. 12. Misc.<br />You have more leg room on an airplane.<br />Can fit into a smart car – which benefits the environment.<br />If your money drops on the floor, and you and a tall person are the same distance away, you will probably get to your money first (you’re closer to the ground) before the EVIL tall person steals it.<br />Feet doesn’t stick out, when sleeping on couch/twin sized bed.<br />Better chance of winning hide-and-seek (more options on where to hide because you can fit into small places.<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  13. 13. Health<br />The Bulletin of the World Health Organization in 1992 states that shorter people live longer!<br />Advantages of BEING short<br />
  14. 14. In conclusion…<br />LESS IS MORE!<br />
  15. 15. In conclusion…<br />GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES<br />
  16. 16. In conclusion…<br />SHORT > TALL<br />

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