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Rules For Which Reasons Are Not Known

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Rules For Which Reasons Are Not Known

  1. 1. Rules for which reasons are not-known ... The rules however, always Work.....
  2. 2. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: <ul><li>After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. </li></ul>
  3. 3. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: <ul><li>Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. </li></ul>
  4. 4. Kovac's Conundrum: <ul><li>When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. </li></ul>
  5. 5. Cannon's Karmic Law: <ul><li>If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire. </li></ul>
  6. 6. O'brien's Variation Law: <ul><li>If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. </li></ul>
  7. 7. Bell's Theorem: <ul><li>As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring. </li></ul>
  8. 8. Rubys Principle of Close Encounters: <ul><ul><li>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody. </li></ul></ul>
  9. 9. Willoughby's Law: <ul><li>When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will. </li></ul>
  10. 10. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics: <ul><li>The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area. </li></ul>
  11. 11. Breda's Rule: <ul><li>At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. </li></ul>
  12. 12. Hiten Raja’s Law on weight loss : <ul><li>When you have a 50 gram bar of Chocolate you will put on 1 Kilogramme of weight on your hips. </li></ul>
  13. 13. Owen's Law: <ul><li>As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. </li></ul>
  14. 14. Wooly's law: <ul><li>When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by. </li></ul>

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