Jesus sexual miracles

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The Jesus no one knows: Husband, Father, and Lover - research by Dr. Bawdy

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Jesus sexual miracles

  1. 1. Sexual ResearchDirectly from the desk of Dr. Celestial Bawdy“Who the hell is Dr Bawdy,” you might ask?Are you one of the few who don’t know who Dr. Bawdy is? After takinga moment to recover from your embarrassment, read on.Dr. Celestial Bawdy, DFA, PHC, BO, LSMFT, is an esteemed scientistof human behavior who mysteriously vanished more than 150 years ago,and, after a brief sojourn in the nethersphere, suddenly reappeared onearth to share his life’s work with archivist and historian LawrenceParos.Dr. Bawdy is here to serve you—to help guide you through the shoals ofignorance surrounding the issue of sex and enable you to better understandwhats happening, sexually speaking in today’s culture.Jesus Top Ten Sexual Miracles1. He causeth testosterone to rain down from the heavens
  2. 2. 2. He maketh foot fetishes au rigeur3. He causeth an undescended testicle to ascend back into the scrotumAnnual Celebration of that event4. He causeth a flat-chested woman to blossom fully into a C ( for Christ) cupcausing the young men of the village to hardenth
  3. 3. 5.He raiseth Lazarus’ penis from the dead6. He restoreth the sight of young men blinded from masturbation and as anadded bonus, returned the motion to their wrists.7. He melteth a frigid woman and then walketh upon her still waters, rescuingher husband from her unbridled passion
  4. 4. 8. He maketh the limp handshake fashionable in the Gay community9. He createth the Second Coming10.He causeth women everywhere to call upon him at special moments Enjoy this Dr. Bawdy research? Dont stop now. Theres lots more awaiting you. Run, dont walk to www.bawdylanguage.com

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