MEEKIE It’s as
mad as a FREE!
Issue 5 June 2007
Read our exclusive
interview with a
Editor’s welcome meekiemonthly
Editor: Royston Butterscotch
Well it’s good to be back. As you
know, last month I was in
hospital having penis reduction
surgery. It was awfully
embarrassing having to tuck it in
my socks all the time. (blush)
So it’s back to business– for
those of you in the UK, summer’s
here and for the lads and
Cover girl: Holly from Walsall
ladettes of the Northern
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Contents Issue 5 June 2007
In this month’s Meekie Monthly: WRITERS WANTED
We’re looking for writers to write for our
5. Interesting facts about horses
hallowed pages. You don’t need any experience–
6. Celebrity Showdown just the cheek to think that you’d be good
enough. Go on back yourself– drop us a line at
8. The BIG Interview– with a real life celebrity!
9. Letters page
13. The Lads’ Page– Tits and Beer. Wahay!
14. Agony Aunt– your problems solved
Say NO to
15. Rugby World Cup Preview– how to punch
someone in the face
16. Page 16
20. A Flowchart Thing that says
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I read Meekie M
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26. Siop Meekie Monthly every night befo Of all the fokkin sea in the world, you
Cagney & Lacey want to build a barrage on my fokkin
28. Horoscopes thly is
that Meekie Mon doorstep to power the rest of the UK.
great quality, seco
30. Sport You know where you can stick it
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For our new readers….
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Sigh! Do we really have to go through this every
For those of you who do not yet know, a meekie is a person with
a very large head, usually through no fault of their own. There is
nothing wrong with these people. Meekie Monthly aims to
celebrate these amazing people and has been doing so since
“For some meekies,
having a headache can
This is a real-life be a real headache.
photo of a meekie industry can overcome
this by building bigger
tablets to take”
Meekie Fact: Meekies can be found the whole
world over– even in places like Germany
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As you may well have noticed, you’ve received a
lovely MP3 of Cardiff superband, Omega 66,
courtesy of your favourite E-mag, Meekie Monthly.
Omega 66 reformed in June 2006, keeping two of the
original members of Dark Chunk, who famously
played at the Glastonbury Dance Tent in 2004.
Your track has been exclusively mixed by renowned DJ, Angel Farringdon, and you
can get the whole of Omega’s brand new album by visiting them at
www.omega66.com or www.myspace.com/omega66.
Omega’s guitarist Krik has also been exclusively interviewed on page 17!
“are currently awaiting reviews of their debut album and recent live shows.
Don’t miss them on Radio One’s Annie Nightingale Show on 4th June.
If you have a band you’d like to promote through the beautiful pages of Meekie
Monthly, please drop Royston a line at firstname.lastname@example.org MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 7
This month, we’ve
spoken to the beautiful
famous for appearing in
What day is your bin day?
CSI, ER, Friends,
Charmed, Joan of Arcadia
and loads of other films
Have you ever seen the film Groundhog Day?
including The Parent Trap Multiple times, yes, multiple times
and Inspector Gadget II.
Elaine is a talented writer If you get in a taxi on your own, do you get into the front
and musician in her own or the back?
right, and tells us that Back seat quot;Driving Miss Elainequot; style
she’s been to London and
seen Big Ben and also What did you have for tea last night?
seen the film My Fair Astro Burger and fries to celebrate Memorial Day. Yeah baby!
We think she’s a bit crazy, Have you ever seen the film Groundhog Day?
but we love crazy women! Multiple times, yes, multiple times
Find Elaine at
www.elainehendrix.com What’s your favourite yellow crescent-shaped fruit?
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
In response to many reader enquiries–
MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 8
yes, these interviews are real!
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Meekiers pMe..cos we
Dear TV Made My Son a
Who says television
Your favourite lette
doesn’t influence yo
ung children? My 8
old son got bitten by year
a spider last week an
d now runs around
Maesteg in a red su
it saving people from
(which is quite comm
on in Maesteg). Who
says television turns
children in monsters?
My son is a hero!
Egg-sploding Ethel Les Gardner
I am a train conductor and I’m sick
me round last
My mother-in-law Ethel ca of mothers getting on to my trains,
her one of my
week for tea and I cooked I’ve enclosed a pic of
with six or seven kids and with him in his last heroic
wards, I realised adventure
speciality omelettes. After prams wider than a pickup truck. It’s
te and my
that the eggs were out of da my job to help these lazy women get
fears were confirmed a few their troop of clones on and off my
when she detonated an hug train. I even had one woman tell me
salvo in the pan of my newly to learn some manners after I told
here where she could stick her
let and see a
Now, every time I visit a toi pram. Perhaps these women should
er, I think of
similar straw-coloured splatt learn to keep their legs closed
of your readers
my mother-in-law. Do any instead?
es that remind
have any similar visual cu
them of someone? Andy
ramme. Hi. My name’s Dan and
C’s Planet Earth prog
t down to watch the BB I’m your new
warm by standing in a
d I sa
Last night, my wife an nguins on. They keep Spiderman. As you can
th all the pe get a
We watched the one wi huddle so that they all
go on the outside of the see, I’m in a bit of a
huddle, taking it in tur pickle right now. But
e to move
middle. ven’t they got the sens
turn in the warm with a bit of Spidey-
to do that, then why ha eek to
And they’ve got the ch
If they’ve got the sens
magic I’ll be out in no
Talk abou at dump pretty sharps
bird would get out of th
time– ready to fight
call themselves birds!
UK crime wherever it
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1988, but we only launched the electronic
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Every month, Meekie
Monthly celebrates those
wonderful ginger people
by interviewing them
Location: Ely, Cardiff
Why I love being ginger: It's eye catching and
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first one you spot! Also we're least likely to go grey!
Having red hair feels special cos it's quite a rarity, and
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Dear My daughter is an embarrassment
My daughter has the most hugest head that the world has ever seen. Every time we
Briony….. go to Kwik Save, children stop and stare. Last Christmas, the Council even decorated
it and made her stand outside the Town Hall for 7 weeks.
However, she's now become depressed. She's become a recluse and all she does all
Your embarrassing problems day is sob on her (huge) pillow.
published to the world What can I do?
I can’t get laid
I’ve got good news for you Sarah. Soon, you won’t have to shop at quick save any more.
What is the best way to ensure that I get laid on my You’ll be able to ascend to the highest rung of the grocery ladder, Waitrose. Actually do they
first date? I've spent so much money wining and even have Waitrose in Newcastle? Probably not. You’re probably at the pinnacle of
dining women and I never get to the 69ing. It's become shopping excellence already, aren’t you? Scrap that. My point was that you are sitting on a
so bad that I've started turning up for the first date, goldmine. Guinness will probably pay you a million pounds a day to feature your daughter’s
saying quot;Hiquot; and then leaving again as nothing head within it’s esteemed pages. You could get hats made especially for her. What more
ever happens on the first date. does she want? You need to teach her about life: you play the hand (or head) you’re dealt
Lincoln The Impotence o
f being Ernest
Before you reach for the Roofies, Trevor, you might want My husband Erne
st recently com
to consider this statistic. Only 0.001% of people named e home from the
impotent. The fa doctors and told
ct of the matter
Trevor have ever had sex. And those that did were doing me that he was
is, he's not impo
take our next do tent- he's just a
or neighbour Col
farmyard animals. So go on down to your town hall and road digger. No
in– he’s very im
and sings solo in w
potent- he's on
the local church the local Counc
get your name changed by deed poll. (Tip: Kevins, choir. How can
that he's not as il
I break the news
impotent as he
thinks he is? to my husband
Leslies and Kenneths are even less likely to get laid). Sally
Oh, Trevor? And this is just a thought, mind, you might
want to stop thinking about dating as a capitalist
I know for a fact
transaction where the woman is just a provider of a Colin is not only
impotent, but he’s
man can’t, you kn
service. That might be where you’re going wrong. I’m not important too. Im
ow, ahem, do the portance is when
special thing that
cases other men a
men do to women
sure women are very inclined to engage in orally-based ). Importance is a
(and in some
real problem for m
to 50 or so, and yo en of a certain ag
u see them driving
sexual acts with men who think that saying “Come on e. Once they get
their little penis sh
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with their own im
love, I just spent fifty quid on that meal” while pushing her the local
potence, you just
taking place. Anyw know there’s no
ay, about your hu
head towards his crotch is foreplay. other “swelling”
sband. W hat’s to
cookie like you fo say he isn’t impo
r a wife?
Second thought, forget my advice about the name. Mas- tent, with a smar
turbating is probably the better option for you m’duck.
MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 14
Rugby World Cup Preview
Striking your opponent full in the face is illegal in most rugby games
these days. However, it does still make for exciting viewing and always In a new series,
goes down a treat with the lads down the pub. Have fun!
counts down to
Step One: Pick an opponent
the Rugby World
Preferably someone smaller than you and on his own.
The last thing you want is his bigger mate wading in.
looking at the
Start an argument
This can be for any reason whatsoever. This chap on
the left has singled out his target and is going over to
used by the
punch the little fellow firmly on the nose.
Have a bunch
of fives you
This month we
Step Three: Deliver your blow little rotter you
Strike your opponent firmly on the hooter.
look at the art of
Step Four: Make your escape
Leave the scene of the crime immediately. Ensure that your
escape route is not blocked by an larger opposing player,
referee or policeman.
MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 15
ORRITE? Holby Heaven
Issue 1 June 2007 Celebrity Rikki Gallup puts her
feet up and relaxes with an
exciting episode of the BBC’s
EXCLUSIVE! flagship medical drama.
RIKKI For celebrity Rikki Gallup, “Sometimes I’ll pop to the Above; Rikki relaxes and
settling down to watch an shops in the day. Most of watches her favourite medical
GALLUP episode of ‘Holbs’ is a life- them are open 9-6 and it’s
changing experience. nice to have them open all Below: Rikki poses outside her
“I always have a cup of tea day. It gives the shopper
SITS ON small detached house just
and some Hob Nobs. nine hours to select their outside Gatwick Airport
“I like the drama in Holby sundry goods”.
HER City. There’s always Rikki’s favourite shop is
someone falling over and Gregg’s, the bakers.
hurting themselves and it’s “They do a lovely choco-
SETTEE amazing how these actors, late flake cake there. They
who you often see in other even put a small section of
AND programmes, manage to a Flake bar on the top and
save people’s lives. Take it’s nice with another cup
Nigel from Eastenders for of tea”.
WATCHES instance. He’s done ever Rikki hopes to become
so well to become a even more famous this
HOLBY consultant. He was always year.
thick as shit in Eas- “I hope to become even
tenders”. more famous this year”
CITY But life isn’t all about Holby she says.
City for Rikki.
MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 16
As Welsh celebrities go, Krik (he only has the
one name in honour of his childhood super-
ORRITE? hero Superted), is one of the most famous.
In some countries, he is even more famous
than that bloke out of Def Leppard. You know-
the one with one arm. I think he might have
died. Him anyway. But there’s more to Krik
Issue 1 June 2007 than just plucking the strings of love:
“I sometimes like going to Kwik Save and sniff
things. I can spend hours in the fabric
EXCLUSIVE! conditioner aisle. I just love smelling things–
“If it wasn’t for my tortoise herbs, spices, fabric conditioners, washing
powders, marker pens– anything that reminds
I wouldn’t be here today”
Omega 66’s me of my childhood basically”.
Krik is Krik opens his heart to Above: Krik singing
Krik’s certainly come a long way since those
Below: A recent picture (picture
days and now lives in a 14 bedroom flat in the
Meekie Monthly about his courtesy of South Wales Speed
trendy area of Cardiff known as Grangetown,
famous for music, his sniffing and his Enforcement (Speed camera)
with his 17 dogs and a tortoise called Sid. Department)
coming to terms with his But living in the fast lane has taken its toll on
strumming the South Wales rocker.
“I got caught driving my Fiat Uno through
in public. town at 140mph. I was only trying to clear my
carburettor. I was flashed by a camera. A
copper then pulled me over and told me that
And also he’d been waiting for me, so I told him that I
got there as fast as I could”.
for driving Krik was fined £60 and had three points put
on his licence.
“Coming through driving rehab was hell but I
got there in the end thanks to my dogs and
MEEKIEMONTHLY Page 17
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Let Meekie Monthly decide whether you’re a lazy arse
Do you ever get try and
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no food off?
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split up with future kin e Royal Family move someone with a little
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