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Summer Place ─ Andy Williams Why I like retirement
  
Q : How many days in a week?   <ul><li>A :  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday   </li></ul>
Q : When is a retiree's    bedtime?   <ul><li>A : Three hours after he falls asleep on </li></ul><ul><li>the couch . </li>...
Q : How many retirees to change a light   bulb?   <ul><li>A : Only one, but it might take all day. </li></ul>
Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ?   <ul><li>A : There is not enough time to get </li></ul><ul><li>everything done...
 
Q : Why don't retirees mind being   called Seniors?   <ul><li>A : The term comes with a 10% percent </li></ul><ul><li>disc...
Q : Among retirees what is considered   formal attire ?   <ul><li>A : Tied shoes. </li></ul>
Q : Why do retirees count pennies <ul><li>A : They are the only ones who have the </li></ul><ul><li>time. </li></ul>
  Q : What is the common term for   someonewho enjoys work and    refuses to retire  ?   <ul><li>A :  NUTS ! </li></ul>
Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean   out the basement, attic or garage ?   <ul><li>A : They know that as soon as they d...
Q : What do retirees call a long lunch?   <ul><li>A : Normal. </li></ul>
 
Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?    <ul><li>A : The never ending Coffee Break </li></ul>
Q : What's the biggest advantage of   going back to school as a retiree?   <ul><li>A  :  If you cut classes, no one calls ...
 
Q : Why does a retiree often say he    doesn't miss work, but misses the    people he used to work with?   <ul><li>A  : He...
Q : What do you do all week?   <ul><li>A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday </li></ul><ul><li>& Sunday I rest.   </li><...
             
<ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know.  </li></ul><ul><li>I'm sure they can relate to some of them!  ...
 
<ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, </li></ul><ul><li>there is no better time to be happy than   NOW  .........
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  1. 1. Summer Place ─ Andy Williams Why I like retirement
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  3. 3. Q : How many days in a week? <ul><li>A :  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday </li></ul>
  4. 4. Q : When is a retiree's bedtime? <ul><li>A : Three hours after he falls asleep on </li></ul><ul><li>the couch . </li></ul>
  5. 5. Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb? <ul><li>A : Only one, but it might take all day. </li></ul>
  6. 6. Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ? <ul><li>A : There is not enough time to get </li></ul><ul><li>everything done . </li></ul>
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  8. 8. Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? <ul><li>A : The term comes with a 10% percent </li></ul><ul><li>discount . </li></ul>
  9. 9. Q : Among retirees what is considered formal attire ? <ul><li>A : Tied shoes. </li></ul>
  10. 10. Q : Why do retirees count pennies <ul><li>A : They are the only ones who have the </li></ul><ul><li>time. </li></ul>
  11. 11. Q : What is the common term for someonewho enjoys work and refuses to retire ? <ul><li>A : NUTS ! </li></ul>
  12. 12. Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage ? <ul><li>A : They know that as soon as they do, </li></ul><ul><li>one of their adult kids will want to </li></ul><ul><li>store stuff there. </li></ul>
  13. 13. Q : What do retirees call a long lunch? <ul><li>A : Normal. </li></ul>
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  15. 15. Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?   <ul><li>A : The never ending Coffee Break </li></ul>
  16. 16. Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? <ul><li>A : If you cut classes, no one calls your </li></ul><ul><li>parents. </li></ul>
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  18. 18. Q : Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? <ul><li>A : He is too polite to tell the whole </li></ul><ul><li>truth.   </li></ul>
  19. 19. Q : What do you do all week? <ul><li>A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday </li></ul><ul><li>& Sunday I rest. </li></ul>
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  21. 21. <ul><li>Share this one with all the retirees that you know. </li></ul><ul><li>I'm sure they can relate to some of them! </li></ul><ul><li>AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to. </li></ul>
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  23. 23. <ul><li>Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, </li></ul><ul><li>there is no better time to be happy than NOW ....... </li></ul><ul><li>Live and enjoy the moment. </li></ul>
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