LOSTiempos Han Cambiado                 A sketch                    By      Marvin Rodriguez Perusquia                  Ed...
CastCharacters:       Tweedledee……………………………………………Jacobs       Tweedledum…………………………………………...Papitas       Father Rainbow………...
Arabian Alkaeda Guy: (Opening his suit) In the name of Alá and Osama, Were going to diewithout any kind of drama!(All peop...
The entire group appears in the strange islandTweedledee & Tweedledum are lying on the sandTweedledee: (Screaming) ahhhh! ...
Nacasia: (looking at him and after that to the sky) Thats what Im talking about!Jack: Ahhhhh! My head, my headNacasia: Wha...
Mother Lustine: Im crying because I have sand in my eyes little father (grabbing him fromhis neck) Now you have to find a ...
Sexy teacher: Fly again? No thanks! We should find a way to escape from this place, I hatethe sand in my shoes and all my ...
Best Seller 2: The guides title is “10 tips about how to deal with Darks girls possessed bySatan in all of his presentatio...
Sexy Teacher: My God, he speaks worse than a Student of English 7th!Nacaranda: Mami, maybe the Arabian guy can speak with ...
Bad Girl: hahahha Are you kidding me? How can you help us? Are you going to hit theCannibals face with your muscles?Rambol...
They begin to hear laughs and some noises (music)Tweedledee and Twedledum: Whats that?Darks: Maybe were dead like “LOST”…b...
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Los tiempos han cambiado script

  1. 1. LOSTiempos Han Cambiado A sketch By Marvin Rodriguez Perusquia Edited By English 7 crew March 20128ª Jornada Estudiantil de Lengua y Cultura Universidad de Quintana Roo
  2. 2. CastCharacters: Tweedledee……………………………………………Jacobs Tweedledum…………………………………………...Papitas Father Rainbow……………………………………….Black guy Mother Lustine………………………………………..Chinese girl Nacasia………………………………………………... D Nacaranda……………………………………………..Nancy Jack…………………………………………………….Freddy Bad girl…………………………………………………Jo Joana Sexy Teacher…………………………………………..Ame Nurse…………………………………………………...Leo Hippie…………………………………………………..Yasser Best seller 1……………………………………………Gaby Rizos Best seller 2……………………………………………Pao Rambolin………………………………………………Lester Pilot……………………………………………………God Arabian guy…………………………………………...Yussif Darks girl………………………………………………Rass Cannibal……………………………………………….Serch Dj……………………………………………………….Vero The story of a random group of strangers on an island full of mystery…. The story starts like this
  3. 3. Arabian Alkaeda Guy: (Opening his suit) In the name of Alá and Osama, Were going to diewithout any kind of drama!(All people are surprised)Darks girl: Yeahhhh!! Im going to die!! Cuz I am so Darks!Bad girl: (Talking to the Darks) Shut up!Tweedledee and Tweedledum: What? Are you kidding me?Arabian Alkaeda Guy: Of course not!Bad girl: As you notice we are in 2012, so, why dont you wait for the end of the world?Arabian Alkaeda Guy: Its Alás behest...Bad girl: Listen dude, I dont care who the hell sent you to this plane but Im not going to diehere, OK? So, whos with me?All: We are!Bad girl: for SPARTAAA!(Everybody start to kick the Arabian guys ass)Arabian Alkaeda Guy: You will provoke Alas wrath(The pilot appears suddenly)Pilot: Shut up!Tweedledee and Tweedledum: who are you?Pilot: (With a superheros tone of voice) Im the pilot and I came here just to help you withthis bad guySexy Teacher: (Desperate) If you are here, whos flying the plane?(The pilot opens his eyes)(Everybody scream)The plane scene…
  4. 4. The entire group appears in the strange islandTweedledee & Tweedledum are lying on the sandTweedledee: (Screaming) ahhhh! I cant feel my right side!! I cant feel it... Jesus Christ, Icant move my right side! Help me please! (Almost crying)Tweedledum: (Waking up) Shut up idiot!! Im your right side, remember? We are pasted!Tweedledee: Oops!They stay on that place fighting each otherNacasia and Nacaranda appearNacasia: Oh my God! Oh my God! This is one of my dreams, mamasitaNacaranda: (Unhappy face) Really?Nacasia: Yes, we have our dreamed holidays in a deserted island, like the “Blue Lagoon” or(doing a pause) “The Beach” (seeing her friend from head to toe) movies. We just need somenaked men and thats it!Nacaranda: dreamed? This is a nightmare, comadre!Nacasia: Why? We are going to be free and we will meet some new guys, just to have somefun with themNacaranda: (Doing pucheros) I want to go home,manita!Nacasia: Stop! Im not going to spend my time fighting with you, we have to find my LeoDiCaprio.Jack wakes upJack: ahhhhh! Ahhhh! (moving from side to side)
  5. 5. Nacasia: (looking at him and after that to the sky) Thats what Im talking about!Jack: Ahhhhh! My head, my headNacasia: What happens with your head angel of mine?Jack: My head is going to explode!Nacaranda: (SCREAMING!) AHHHHHHH!Nacasia: (slapping her head) Whats the matter with you?Nacaranda: (Nervously) He said his head is going to explode so I realized that he has abomb inside of it.Nacasia: My God! (with sarcasm and touching her head) You are such an intelligent person...Jack: where are we? Is this Heaven?Nacasia: It will be only if you want, guapo! Hurry up extraterrestrial! Bring that chair to sitmy future husband and lets give him a massage. Imagine my name Nacasia Dicaprio!Jack: But I just want...Nacasia: ME, I know Im irresistible! So be quiet and enjoy your massageNacaranda: Aha! Dreamed vacations! Giving a feet massage!...They stay on that placeThe father and the nun wake upMother Lustine: (With sarcasm) Ok, this is AMAZING. Thank you father for showing methat God exists!Father Rainbow: Daughter I really appreciate the positive way in which you see oursituationMother Lustine: Did you notice my sarcasm? I told you since the very beginning that I hatetraveling abroad, but you and the Mother Superior Caridad Macola insisted me many timesand look, LOOK where I am right now! (Crying)Father Rainbow: Daughter of mine stop crying God is going to help us
  6. 6. Mother Lustine: Im crying because I have sand in my eyes little father (grabbing him fromhis neck) Now you have to find a way to return my beautiful body to my country, ok?!.Father Rainbow: We should pray and God will send us a savior.Mother Lustine: Would you stop leaving all to your God, please?Father Rainbow: But…Mother Lustine: but Nothing. Now move your Christianity and do something else!Bad girl, the darks girl, the hippie, the nurse and the sexy teacher wake upSexy teacher: I have migraine! I need a pill right now girl!Nurse: I have some pills here (Taking a pack of pills from her chest)Sexy teacher: Thank you but I dont need Next Days pills!Nurse: hahaha, You dont need it because your time of fertility and grace is overSexy teacher: Ahhh! How rude! Talk to the hand!Nurse: Its just the truth!Bad girl: My gosh! My back hurts...Hippie: I have something for your painBad girl: Thank you, but I can resist my painSexy teacher: So do IHippie: Lets fly together to a wonderful world over the rainbow…Father Rainbow: Over me? Do you know something about me?Hippie: Not you!! the other rainbow, the colorful one! Well, who wants to fly with me?Tweedledee and tweedledum: We want to fly!....And the teacher too!
  7. 7. Sexy teacher: Fly again? No thanks! We should find a way to escape from this place, I hatethe sand in my shoes and all my garment! Assshhhh!Bad girl: Lady, could you please move the girl?Sexy teacher: yes, girl... hello there, girl! Girl!! giiirllll! She is dead (desperately) she isdeaddddd!!!!Bad girl: What? Let me see! (Looking at the teacher) Get the hell out from here!Sexy teacher: be polite please, Im a LADY…Bad girl: Yes, and Im Mother Teresa!Sexy teacher: Ok, boyish girl!Bad girl: ¬¬ Im going to kill you but after waking up this thing... Wake up, wake uppp!!(screaming) WAKE UP...! well, she is dead!Darks girl: (with eyes closed) Whos dead?Mother Lustine: (with sarcasm) GREAT! The dead girl is talking! After that the zombiesappear!Tweedledee and Twedledum: Hell yeah lml!Father Rainbow: Satan! Satan possessed the virginal dead body of the poor darks girlTweedledee and Twedledum: No way! COOL!Nacaranda: Hay, manita! they said the chamuco is in her body! (Shaking her hands)Nacasia: Dont worry my Jack Dawson Dicaprio would save us!Jack: Whos him?Nacaranda & Nacasia: You!Nurse: Please father, do an exorcism to the girl...Tweedledee and Twedledum: Awesome!Father Rainbow: But I dont know how to fight against Satan!Best Seller 1: If you dont know how to deal with your demons, you should buy this guide(seller 2 enters with a sexy way of walking and posses)
  8. 8. Best Seller 2: The guides title is “10 tips about how to deal with Darks girls possessed bySatan in all of his presentations” please call to this number 666 - “my daughter is not ok” andsomeone will help you!Mother Lustine: Give me one, because Im braver than this thing called father! I will fightagainst you, Satan!Darks girl: Satan? Whos him?... youre wrong, Im alive but I have my eyes closed becauseIm so darks that I hate seeing the sunlight so I keep my eyes in this way!Bad girl: (slapping her) Interesting joke!Darks girl: Hit me because pain increases my happiness! cuz I am so Darks! So Darks, youknow, Darks….The Al Qaeda guy, the pilot and the cannibal appearPilot: Passengers, we have an idea of how to escape from this islandNacasia: Let me see Papasito Chulo! What are you doing with this thing?Arabian Alkaeda Guy: Im not a thing, not yet a...Everybody: SHUT UP!Pilot: I found him and we were talking about making something to escapeJack: Im not going to let this guy to tell us what to do, Are you with me?Everybody: Yeah!Sexy teacher: Yes /ies/Darks girl: If you dont remember this guy tried to kill us and I hate that he didnt do it…andthat’s so not Darks…Do you know what a darks is?Pilot: Father, God taught us how to forgive our brothers...Mother Lustine: Yes, but not the ones that try to kill you....Cannibal: Uga uga raga raga uga uga raga ragaTweedledee and Twedledum: HELP!!! (running)Bad girl: Who are you?
  9. 9. Sexy Teacher: My God, he speaks worse than a Student of English 7th!Nacaranda: Mami, maybe the Arabian guy can speak with himJack: Be careful he has a stick!Arabian: Krishna trehshorum cororum alemorum explotorum de avionorum(Dialog between the terrorist and the cannibal explaining about the plane crash)Then the cannibal hits him with the stick and is waiting for moreSexy Teacher: (pushing the pilots back) Go and defend your passengers!The cannibal hit him too and took both with themSexy teacher: We should take advantage of this time and create a boat so we can escapeBest seller 1: If you want to escape from a deserted island you should buy this bookBest seller 2: Its title is “How to try to escape from a deserted island without killing yourpeers” please call to this line 567 “A cannibal ate my friends” and someone would help youThey make a boat and the ones that are inside are the father, mother Lustine, Nacasia,Nacaranda, Jack, the sellers, the hippie and the nurseTweedledee and Twedledum: Are you going to come back?Father Rainbow: Yes, were going to look for helpNacasia: bye!The cannibal appears inside the boat and kidnaps it (everybody scream)Tweedledee and Twedledum: Now, who is going to help us?Rambolin Colored: (After doing his aerobic movements) Meee! Rambolin the Colored, youdidnt count with my artfulness!
  10. 10. Bad Girl: hahahha Are you kidding me? How can you help us? Are you going to hit theCannibals face with your muscles?Rambolin Colored: No, Im going to hit him with my handsDarks Girl: You can hit me if you want…cuz I am so Darks and Darks love pain…darkpain…Sexy teacher: what?Darks: Dont think badly. If he hits me, my eyes will be black, so that increases my darkslook!Sexy teacher: ¬¬°Bad Girl: As soon as the cannibal arrives you kill him, ok?Rambolin Colored: OkCannibal: uga uga raga raga uga uga raga ragaRambolin Colored: Time to sleep little thingCannibal: Ok! (He hits Rambolin’s face)(Cannibal took Rambolin with him)Sexy teacher: The cannibal took Rambolin and...Tweedledee and Twedledum: now we are going to die!!!Bad girl: Shut up! We will find a way!Dark girl: It is dark now…Sexy teacher: wheres the dark girl?Tweedledee and Twedledum: She is hidden!Bad girl: OK were dying one by one and that stupid girl is hidden!Darks: Mmmmm. Its just because Im darks and when I play hide and seek I use to be in thedarkness
  11. 11. They begin to hear laughs and some noises (music)Tweedledee and Twedledum: Whats that?Darks: Maybe were dead like “LOST”…because LOST is so darks…and I…didn’t get it…Bad girl: It sounds like musicDarks: the harps and angels singing?Sexy teacher: I know I dont have to say this but we should go and see what that is the badgirl observes behind the palmsBad girl: OMG!Sexy Teacher: what?Bad girl: Ohhhh myyy GOD! (with a big smile)Tweedledee and Twedledum: what???Bad girl: They are dancing conga!!Everybody: What?Bad girl: hahah that cannibal just wanted some company and they are having some fun, letsgo and dance!!Tweedledee and Twedledum: Yeahh!Cannibal: Me…want… say something!Mother Lustine: That thing can speak!!Cannibal: yes!Sexy teacher: what do you want to say?Cannibal: Everyday Im suffling!And the choir starts with balloons and a blast!Rafa: When in Rome, do what Romans do!

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