SMIZE: More Than Just Smiling

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SMIZE: More Than Just Smiling

  1. 1. SMIZE: More Than Just SmilingApril 19, 2011
  2. 2. EDUCATION To smize, you must respect the smize.
  3. 3. HISTORY OF THE SMIZE•  Coined by supermodel Tyra Banks ▸  13th cycle of ANTM•  “Smiling with your eyes” ▸  Basically, if you can cover the rest of your face, we can FEEL YOUR SOUL through your eyes. ▸  Look INTENSE, yet approachable
  4. 4. BONUS LESSONS “BOSSONS” Turns out, there’s only 1 slide worth of Smize education.
  5. 5. HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.•  Why Steph?•  Some call me an “expert”…
  6. 6. HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.•  Others call me VAIN. ▸  Btwn 03/2010 – 04/2011, I have over 1990 pictures of myself ▸  Not including those in Facebook
  7. 7. HOW TO POSE: RULE 1 – BE VAIN, MAN
  8. 8. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL•  This tragedy…taken so many victims.•  No one likes squished arms. ▸  So much fat.•  But srsly, don’t put your arms to your side. ▸  Have arms around friends ▸  Use props (e.g. the drink in your hand) ▸  Anything BUT flat on your side
  9. 9. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL▸  But you know how now ALL girls do the whole hand-on-their-waist & it’s kinda annoying?
  10. 10. HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL▸  Do it subtly to not make so annoying.
  11. 11. HOW TO POSE: RULE 3 – YOUR HANDS ARE YOUR FRANDS
  12. 12. HOW TO POSE: RULE 4 – FIND YOUR GO-TO SIDE•  Look at your pictures. Do you like some more than others? ▸  Probably because you’re facing one side versus another.•  Look in a mirror ▸  What side do you like better? ▸  That’s your good side.▸  I will go through great lengths to get to my good side. ▸  Rearrange pictures ▸  NOT be facing my frands ▸  It doesn’t matter, I LOOK GOOD.
  13. 13. HOW TO POSE: RULE 5 – ANGLES & LIGHTING•  Lighting ▸  Natural is best (in the morning, an hour before sunset). Noon / afternoon are the worst (harsh shadows) ▸  Artificial lighting? Use your camera’s white balance to change it or else you’ll be blue or orange ▸  Dark lighting can be ROMANTIC & SEXY, but make sure you have a steady hand or use a tripod if not using flash. So much blurry.▸  Angles ▸  If you tilt your body slightly, you will look A LOT thinner. ▸  Did you go on a diet? NO. You tilted your body. ▸  Slightly angling your face will do the same ▸  Did your face go on a diet? NO. But maybe it wouldn’t hurt.
  14. 14. BOSSONS ON POSING “BOPOSSONS” There clearly weren’t enough pictures of me in this deck
  15. 15. HOW TO POSE: BONUS RULE 6 – THE INEXPLICABLE HEAD TILT No reason ever founded. I am just AZN.
  16. 16. PUT IT ALL TOGETHER When our powers combine…
  17. 17. AMAZING PICTURE TIMES CREATED
  18. 18. BOSSONS ON SMIZING “BOSSMIZING” Now would be the time to take that Durbin Run. Definition of “Durbin Run”: bathroom run right before the group leaves for lunch or something. Not a verb.
  19. 19. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
  20. 20. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
  21. 21. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
  22. 22. HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION (TIM HARRIS EDITION)
  23. 23. HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT PHOTOGRAPHER SEES“Mebbe I can hasyour babies?”
  24. 24. HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT SMIZER SEES “Oh noz.”
  25. 25. HOW TO SMIZE: COMMANDMENTS•  Thou shalt not blink.•  Thou shalt not laugh.•  Thou shalt not breathe.•  Thou shalt not miss any photo opportunity. ▸  Please refer to Steph’s persistence in photo.•  Thou shalt not let lack of face interfere. ▸  Please refer to Caro’s persistence in photo.
  26. 26. BUT WAIT.IS SMIZING JUST NOT FOR YOU? There’s an app for that.
  27. 27. INTRODUCING SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA SMIZE- ALIZER!!! NAO ON BLACKBERRY!!!! SMIZE- ALIZER!!!!
  28. 28. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETAAre you too scary?
  29. 29. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA WOW !!!!!PUT A SMIZEON IT!!!!!!!!
  30. 30. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETADo you have acase of the sads?
  31. 31. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA HOLY S*@& #@!!!!PUT A SMIZEON IT!!!!!!!!
  32. 32. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETAAre you DanBuczaczer?
  33. 33. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETAPUT A SMIZE YOU’VE JUSTON TOP OF BEENYOUR SMIZE!!!!! DAN’D!!!!!
  34. 34. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA PERFECT FOR THE FACEBOOKS!!!!!!
  35. 35. SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA Want to Smize-alizeTM your photo? We’ll send you an estimate. It will prolly be $200,000.
  36. 36. THANK YOU

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