BEFORE EATING, ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO THANK THE FOOD<br />
THE CREATOR, BY MAKING MAN EAT TO LIVE, INVITES HIM TO DO SO <br />WITH APPETITE AND REWARDS HIM WITH PLEASURE.<br />
WHEN GOING TO AN EATING HOUSE, GO TO ONE THAT IS FILLED WITH CUSTOMERS.<br />
AMERICANS HAVE MORE FOOD TO EAT THAN ANY OTHER PEOPLE<br />AND MORE DIETS TO KEEP THEM FROM EATING IT.<br />
EATING WITHOUT DIGESTING IS LIKE READING WITHOUT REFLECTING.<br />
EAT TO LIVE AND NOT LIVE TO EAT<br />
WATER IN THE<br />MOUTH BEFORE<br />EATING;  WATER<br />IN THE EYES WHEN<br />THE BILL COMES.<br />
DON’T SMOKE TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, EAT TOO MUCH OR WORK TOO MUCH.<br />WE’RE ALL ON THE ROAD TO THE GRAVE – THERE’S NO ...
PERSONALLY I STAY AWAY <br />FROM ALL NATURAL FOODS.<br />AT MY AGE I NEED ALL THE <br />PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET.  <br />G...
ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIAL<br />FOOD GROUPS – ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR AND FAT.   ALE...
I OFTEN TAKE<br />EXERCISE.  WHY<br />ONLY YESTERDAY<br />I HAD MY BREAK-<br />FAST IN BED.<br />
  MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR;<br />  UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOLE.<br />
I EAT MERELY TO PUT FOOD OUT OF MY MIND<br />
R<br />I’M NOT SAYING MY WIFE’S A BAD COOK, BUT SHE USES A SMOKE<br />ALARM AS A TIMER.            BOB MONKHOUSE<br />
WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKED IF I WANTED MY PIZZA CUT INTO FOUR OR<br />EIGHT SLICES,  I SAID, “FOUR.  I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT ...
I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.<br />
I SAW A POSTER ADVERTISING A LECTURE BY A FAMOUS NUTRITIONIST<br />ON EATING PROBLEMS.  I SAID TO MYSELF “HEY I DON’T NEED...
HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET ?   THE FRIDGE IS STILL FULL.<br />
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EATING QUOTES

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  2. 2. BEFORE EATING, ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO THANK THE FOOD<br />
  3. 3. THE CREATOR, BY MAKING MAN EAT TO LIVE, INVITES HIM TO DO SO <br />WITH APPETITE AND REWARDS HIM WITH PLEASURE.<br />
  4. 4. WHEN GOING TO AN EATING HOUSE, GO TO ONE THAT IS FILLED WITH CUSTOMERS.<br />
  5. 5. AMERICANS HAVE MORE FOOD TO EAT THAN ANY OTHER PEOPLE<br />AND MORE DIETS TO KEEP THEM FROM EATING IT.<br />
  6. 6. EATING WITHOUT DIGESTING IS LIKE READING WITHOUT REFLECTING.<br />
  7. 7. EAT TO LIVE AND NOT LIVE TO EAT<br />
  8. 8. WATER IN THE<br />MOUTH BEFORE<br />EATING; WATER<br />IN THE EYES WHEN<br />THE BILL COMES.<br />
  9. 9. DON’T SMOKE TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, EAT TOO MUCH OR WORK TOO MUCH.<br />WE’RE ALL ON THE ROAD TO THE GRAVE – THERE’S NO NEED TO BE IN THE <br /> PASSING LANE.<br />
  10. 10. PERSONALLY I STAY AWAY <br />FROM ALL NATURAL FOODS.<br />AT MY AGE I NEED ALL THE <br />PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET. <br />GEORGE BURNS.<br />
  11. 11. ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIAL<br />FOOD GROUPS – ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR AND FAT. ALEX LEVINE<br />
  12. 12. I OFTEN TAKE<br />EXERCISE. WHY<br />ONLY YESTERDAY<br />I HAD MY BREAK-<br />FAST IN BED.<br />
  13. 13. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR;<br /> UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOLE.<br />
  14. 14. I EAT MERELY TO PUT FOOD OUT OF MY MIND<br />
  15. 15. R<br />I’M NOT SAYING MY WIFE’S A BAD COOK, BUT SHE USES A SMOKE<br />ALARM AS A TIMER. BOB MONKHOUSE<br />
  16. 16. WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKED IF I WANTED MY PIZZA CUT INTO FOUR OR<br />EIGHT SLICES, I SAID, “FOUR. I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT EIGHT.”<br />
  17. 17. I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.<br />
  18. 18. I SAW A POSTER ADVERTISING A LECTURE BY A FAMOUS NUTRITIONIST<br />ON EATING PROBLEMS. I SAID TO MYSELF “HEY I DON’T NEED THAT. I<br />DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM EATING !!!.<br />
  19. 19. HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET ? THE FRIDGE IS STILL FULL.<br />

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