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  1. 1. I think this is hilarious! I NEVER HEARDCREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
  2. 2. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli,cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow andred vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
  3. 3. Then using Gods great gifts, Satan created Benand Jerrys Ice Cream andKrispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" andWoman said, "and as long as youre at it, add somesprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
  4. 4. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep thefigure that Man found so fair. And Satan broughtforth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combinedthem. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
  5. 5. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satanpresented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutonsand garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
  6. 6. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish andchicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," andsaid, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devils Food."
  7. 7. God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toilchanging the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
  8. 8. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips anddeep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
  9. 9. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and its99-cent double cheeseburger. Thensaid, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
  10. 10. God sighed and createdquadruple bypass surgery.
  11. 11. Then Satan created theObama Health Care System. Amen
  12. 12. If you dont send this to fiveold friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

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