20 Reasons the Luxor Sucks
By David Berkowitz

In January 2009, I did
a horrible thing g in Las Vegas: I stayed at the Luxor. This i Thi is my photo essay. ht

The Shampoo
1

The Conditioner 2 What’s up
with the jars?

The Windows Th Wi d
3 haven t haven’t been washed since the days of the Pyramids

The Low Bed
4

The Small Pillows
5

The Bedding Straight 6 out
of a Cheap Motel

7 The Tripwire thanks to
the Internet Hookup Being Nowhere Near the Desk

8 And the Connection was
Dead When I Came In

No
9
WiFi

10 all for $13.99 a
$ day d

11 The Really R ll
TV

No HBO 12 Or Comedy
Central

13 The Business Center closes
at 5 on the dot

Getting Put on Hold Endlessly
Endlessly… by the 14 Front Desk

15 Waiting a Half Hour
to Pick up a Fax g

16 Their Finest International Cuisine
is Served at a T&A Bar

Their High-End Restaurant?
17
CatHouse

And CatHouse has a Dress
Code 18

19 The Marquis Act: Carrot
Top

And They Found 20 Someone
to Name Him Best Comedian

That s That’s what I
get for staying in a tomb. yg

That s That’s what I
get for staying in a tomb. yg About the author: David Berkowitz www.meeID.com/david Blog: MarketersStudio.com Twitter: @dberkowitz