ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CHECKLISTHow to Survive a Zombie Attack
After a global financial collapse, there won’t be anyoneto bail anyone else out and a natural chain of events will occur. A lot of people will be very unhappy, and the “natural man”, or man’s “animal instinct” will run wild through the streets. Unfortunately we are seeing a glimpse of this already not only in Greece, but in pockets of the United States and around the world.
3 THINGS TO AVOID:• Easy Target: DON’T be the easy target. Get behind someone who already is.• Confronting a Zombie: Don’t. Remember wisdom from The Holy Grail”• Curiosity: If you hear screaming and want to take a peak… Don’t. See #2… ”run away”.
IS 2012 THE YEAR OF THE ZOMBIES?Zombie movies, TV series, and blogs are on the rise. I remember theexcitement as a kid, willfully paranoid in the dark with my friends, spookingeach other, daring each other to go down a dark hallway where we imagined adangerous monster waited patiently. The scarier, the better. Perhaps with theUS economy on the edge of toppling, the Mayan calendar about to end, andunrest around the world, a zombie apocalypse seems closer to reality thanfantasy. “The scarier, the better?” Maybe not so much anymore.Recent “zombie like” attacks in Miami and Naples Florida in the newsreminds us how fragile people are when times get tough and drugs come intothe equation. In the movies, once bitten, you are infected, die then comeback to a mindless state, looking to eat someone else, like “tag, your it”. Inreality, once drugs take over a person’s mind, they lose their ability to choosefor themselves and do things they would normally never think of doing…zombie stuff.
Case and point: The Miami zombie, Rudy Eugene, shocked his girlfriend whoonly saw the good side of him and recalled many times reading religiousmaterial (the bible and Koran) with him. Now we find out he had lost hishome in a foreclosure. Despair, drugs, anger, rage, might this combination bethe catalyst that sent him over the top?Another example of man tipping is the Greece riots over their financialmeltdown. Rage, violence, and many of those aren’t even on drugs. Just thinkwhat a street full of hopeless, angry Greece men would be if they were alsoon drugs as well.
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM REAL ZOMBIES?Excited delirium, suicidal, violent, super human strength (unlike pretendzombies), epidemic, addiction, and all this has increased 3 fold in lastthree years, claims one report.Recently the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) released apreparedness 101 Zombie Apocalypse guide for zombie survival, but failed tomention any real solutions against Zombies themselves. Good thing you camehere, we got you covered. So review the following checklist, gear up, prep upand be a real man when zombies come to your neighborhood. And if theydon’t, have fun , “The scarier, the better”.
PRE-EVENT CHECKLIST• Water (1 gallon per person per day)• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few) (Useless items. Zombies won’t need your papers.)• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
PRE-EVENT CONTINUED<Imperative item missing from CDC guide for zombie survival>• Weapons(and remember to practice till you are very familiar)• Anything but a 22. Be a man. Get real stopping power.• Shotgun w/ short barrel• Hand gun (9mm – 40)• Taser• Mace (! Don’t do this one alone, it just makes them angrier!!! Hit him in the eyes just enough to blind him so someone else can finish the job with a 2 4 from behind)• lots of ammo (ammunition – yes it is still legal as of 2011/2012)• Shovel (zombie disposal, or smack the head when you are out of ammo)