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A Funny Joke about an Investment Banker's Interview

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A Funny Joke about an Investment Banker's Interview

  1. 2. <ul><li>An investment bank representative once interviewed an investment banker who had lost his job in his company’s recent layoffs. </li></ul>
  2. 3. <ul><li>“ What sort of qualities do you think an investment banker needs to do his job well?” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>the interviewer asked. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>. </li></ul>
  3. 4. <ul><li>“ What sort of qualities do you think an investment banker needs to do his job well?” </li></ul><ul><ul><li>the interviewer asked. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>“ Turn bad asset into something profitable,” </li></ul><ul><li>the Investment banker said. </li></ul>
  4. 5. <ul><li>“ How?” </li></ul><ul><li>the interviewer asked. </li></ul>
  5. 6. <ul><li>“ How?” </li></ul><ul><li>the interviewer asked. </li></ul><ul><li>“ Let me tell you a story,” </li></ul><ul><li>the banker replied. </li></ul>
  6. 7. <ul><li>Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100. </li></ul>
  7. 8. <ul><li>Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100. On the date of delivery, the horse died </li></ul>
  8. 9. <ul><li>Mr. Money once bought a horse from a farmer for $100. On the date of delivery, the horse died </li></ul><ul><li>“ Bad news, I cannot complete this transaction for you, Mr. Money,” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer. </li></ul>
  9. 10. <ul><li>“ What has happened?” </li></ul><ul><li>Mr. Money asked. </li></ul>
  10. 11. <ul><li>“ What has happened?” </li></ul><ul><li>Mr. Money asked. </li></ul><ul><li>“ Sorry, the horse died,” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer. </li></ul>
  11. 12. <ul><li>“ Then give me back the money,” </li></ul><ul><li>Mr. Money said. </li></ul>
  12. 13. <ul><li>“ Then give me back the money,” </li></ul><ul><li>Mr. Money said. </li></ul><ul><li>“ Sorry, I have spent it all,” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer. </li></ul>
  13. 14. <ul><li>“ Okay, bring the dead horse to me,” </li></ul><ul><li>said Mr. Money. </li></ul>
  14. 15. <ul><li>“ Okay, bring the dead horse to me,” </li></ul><ul><li>said Mr. Money. </li></ul><ul><li>“ Why do you want a dead horse?” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer. </li></ul>
  15. 16. <ul><li>“ I’m going to raffle it off,” </li></ul><ul><li>said Mr. Money </li></ul>
  16. 17. <ul><li>“ I’m going to raffle it off,” </li></ul><ul><li>said Mr. Money </li></ul><ul><li>“ You cannot raffle a dead horse, can you?” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer. </li></ul>
  17. 18. <ul><li>Mr. Money went on to get the horse and organized a raffle. </li></ul>
  18. 19. <ul><li>Mr. Money went on to get the horse and organized a raffle. </li></ul><ul><li>500 people bought a raffle ticket, each for two dollars. </li></ul>
  19. 20. <ul><li>Several Days Later….. </li></ul>
  20. 21. <ul><li>“ How did your raffle go?” </li></ul><ul><li>the farmer asked </li></ul>
  21. 22. <ul><li>“ How did your raffle go?” </li></ul><ul><li>the farmer asked </li></ul><ul><li>“ Very well. I made $998.” </li></ul><ul><li>said Mr. Money </li></ul>
  22. 23. <ul><li>“ Did anyone complain?” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer </li></ul>
  23. 24. <ul><li>“ Did anyone complain?” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer </li></ul><ul><li>“ Only the person who won the raffle. I refunded his $2,” </li></ul>
  24. 25. <ul><li>“ Did anyone complain?” </li></ul><ul><li>said the farmer </li></ul><ul><li>“ Only the person who won the raffle. I refunded his $2,” …………“And that is it.” </li></ul><ul><li>replied Mr. Money. </li></ul>
  25. 26. <ul><li>The investment banker was eventually recruited </li></ul>
  26. 27. <ul><li>To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities. </li></ul>
  27. 28. <ul><li>To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities. </li></ul><ul><li>Visit http://InstantCareerAdvice.com to know more. </li></ul>
  28. 29. <ul><li>To win in your career, you need to demonstrate your intrinsic qualities. </li></ul><ul><li>Visit http://InstantCareerAdvice.com to know more. </li></ul>

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