You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. "Marry me!"
Thats Direct Marketing.
Youre at a party with a bunchof friends and see a gorgeousgirl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you say...
Thats Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and gether telephone number. Thenext day, you call and say: "Hi,Im ve...
Thats Telemarketing.
Youre at a party and seegorgeous girl. You get up andstraighten your tie, you walk upto her and pour her a drink, youopen...
Thats Public Relations
Youre at a party and seegorgeous girl. She walks up toyou and says:"You are veryrich! "Can you marry ! me?"
Thats Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" Shegives you a nice hard slap ony...
Thats Customer Feedback..."
You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" Andshe introduces you to herhusba...
Thats demand and supplygap..."
You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her andbefore you say anything,another person come and tellher: "Im rich....
Thats competition eatinginto your market share..."
You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her andbefore you say: "Im rich,Marry me!" your wifearrives. -
"Thats restriction forentering new markets..."
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  1. 1. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. "Marry me!"
  2. 2. Thats Direct Marketing.
  3. 3. Youre at a party with a bunchof friends and see a gorgeousgirl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says:"Hes very rich. "Marry him."
  4. 4. Thats Advertising.
  5. 5. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and gether telephone number. Thenext day, you call and say: "Hi,Im very rich. "Marry me -
  6. 6. Thats Telemarketing.
  7. 7. Youre at a party and seegorgeous girl. You get up andstraighten your tie, you walk upto her and pour her a drink, youopen the door (of thecar)"Marry Me?"
  8. 8. Thats Public Relations
  9. 9. Youre at a party and seegorgeous girl. She walks up toyou and says:"You are veryrich! "Can you marry ! me?"
  10. 10. Thats Brand Recognition.
  11. 11. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" Shegives you a nice hard slap onyour face.
  12. 12. Thats Customer Feedback..."
  13. 13. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" Andshe introduces you to herhusband.
  14. 14. Thats demand and supplygap..."
  15. 15. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her andbefore you say anything,another person come and tellher: "Im rich. Will you marryme?" and she goes with him -
  16. 16. Thats competition eatinginto your market share..."
  17. 17. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up to her andbefore you say: "Im rich,Marry me!" your wifearrives. -
  18. 18. "Thats restriction forentering new markets..."

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