My Opening Remarks for M.C.

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My Opening Remarks for M.C.

  1. 1. Opening Remarks from Master of Ceremonies on Club “Evaluation and Humorous Speech Contests” Fellow Toastmasters, Contest Master, and most welcome guests.Either two-to-three minutes or five-to-seven minutes… till the biggest battle of our professional lives.All comes down to today. We’re in hell right now, believe it or not. We can climb out of hell… inch by inch, till the contest has finished.We only learn that when we start losing stuff. We find out life’s this game of inches…So is speech contest. “Because in either game, life or speechcontest… the margin for error is so small… 30 seconds too slow, too fast, you’re ineligible to earn your win.”“On this evening, we fight for that inch. Because when we add up all those inches… that’s gonna make HUGE difference between winning and losing!” Fellow Toastmasters, Contest Master, and most welcome guests. I can’t make you do it! Look at the person next to you. Look into his or her eyes! I think you’re gonna see a person who will go that inch with you! With that said, I would like to introduce our Contest Master of the evening, ___________________.

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