Previously on An Apocalypse of Ice:
Once upon a 2me, I wrote a funny version of a scene I was having trouble with. What I didn’t realize was that I was hereby
opening the door to wri2ng more gag versions of scenes. I’m not even having trouble with the scene that you’re about to see.
However, I’ve had several vodka and tonics, and wri2ng the scene as it will appear in Chapter 10.2 is probably a bad idea right
now. This means another funny version!
LILY: If I’m actually going to abide by the Gamer restric2on at BriNany’s household, then Julian won’t be able to come over here
un2l Tuesday. But it’s Thursday. And I just want to set him up with BriNany already now that she’s rolled an engagement want for
him. What to do…
JULIAN: Problem solved! *lets himself in to BriNany’s house*
LILY: OMG JULIAN ILU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
MAYA: Hi, Julian! Go tell everyone at your house to have another pillow ﬁght. This is the only pillow ﬁgh2ng scene in Chapter
10.2 so far, and your family is supposed to be known for having pillow ﬁghts all the 2me. You have a standard to live up to, and
you’re not doing it.
ZACK: Hi. I’m Maya’s crystal ball drop. I am of absolutely no plot signiﬁcance whatsoever.
LILY: That’s what you think…
JULIAN: Where’s BriNany?
MAYA: Uh, she’s not here. She’s at work un2l 11 tonight, and she just le].
JULIAN: Can I wait for her? I mean, it’s Thursday, and she won’t be able to call me un2l Tuesday, and I’m stuck at my house
because of restric2ons and probably won’t be able to contact her, and it’s REALLY important…
MAYA: *muNers* Of course. You’re a Romance Sim. BriNany’s Popularity. And the two of you are ge_ng married before the
Family Sim. Why is this happening to me? *stares at want to be engaged to Spencer that’s been si_ng in panel since forever and
a day ago*
MAYA: No, nothing. You can stay.
JULIAN: So, is it 11:00 yet?
LILY: It’s s2ll daylight. What do you think? By the way, if you’re smart, you’ll keep your needs up un2l 11:00. *pokes*
BRITTANY: So, being a patrol oﬃcer is kind of fun—JULIAN! :D
BRITTANY: Make Out?
JULIAN: I’ve been si_ng around here for nine hours wai2ng for you. Make Out sounds preNy good.
BRITTANY: Aww, you shouldn’t have sat around here wai2ng for nine hours.
JULIAN: But I sure am glad that I did.
BRITTANY: Me too.
JULIAN: I <3 YOU.
LILY: What about Jan?
JULIAN: Who’s Jan?
BRITTANY: I don’t know who Jan is, and I don’t care. I have a locked want in my panel. MARRY ME?
JULIAN: Really? Someone who loves me for me, and not just because I’m a Stark? Someone who hasn’t been 2cked oﬀ at me
since forever because I’m not Fortune? I’m touched. But on the other hand, I’m Romance and I’m supposed to be a commitment‐
JULIAN: Whatever. There’s s2ll not a fear in my panel, and I kissed you earlier in the chapter and you rolled that engagement
want, which means this is preNy much meant to be. Also, this is a reason to get out of the house once my nephew marries my
former love interest. So, without further ado, OOO SHINY!
BRITTANY: YAY. *hugs* Wedding party now?
LILY: I also don’t like throwing par2es.
JULIAN: I refuse to give you any shots that don’t involve the creepy eyes of creepy.
LILY: Curse you.
JULIAN: I’m a really crappy Romance Sim. There’s a red ring ﬂoa2ng above my head, and I am grinning like a loon. Maybe this is
because I can tell woohoo is in my future? But seriously, Lily, DON’T MAKE ME MARRY HER.
LILY: Don’t have to. I just want a baby, and I don’t see a fear of that in your panel. ;)
JULIAN: So, that cop uniform is really hot…
LILY: Cut the crap. I want a BABY. So do all my friends. And her name will be Valen2ne, and she will have absolutely no plot
JULIAN: What if I have a boy? It’s not impossible, considering the 3:1 ra2o of boys to girls around here.
LILY: …You’ll have a girl. She has absolutely no plot signiﬁcance whatsoever, but I WANT A GIRL.
*fade to black*