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Engagement L O L Z

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LOL another fake scene from my Apoc yay

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Engagement L O L Z

  1. 1. Previously
on
An
Apocalypse
of
Ice:
 Once
upon
a
2me,
I
wrote
a
funny
version
of
a
scene
I
was
having
trouble
with.

What
I
didn’t
realize
was
that
I
was
hereby
 opening
the
door
to
wri2ng
more
gag
versions
of
scenes.

I’m
not
even
having
trouble
with
the
scene
that
you’re
about
to
see.

 However,
I’ve
had
several
vodka
and
tonics,
and
wri2ng
the
scene
as
it
will
appear
in
Chapter
10.2
is
probably
a
bad
idea
right
 now.

This
means
another
funny
version!
 The
set‐up:

  2. 2. LILY:
If
I’m
actually
going
to
abide
by
the
Gamer
restric2on
at
BriNany’s
household,
then
Julian
won’t
be
able
to
come
over
here
 un2l
Tuesday.

But
it’s
Thursday.

And
I
just
want
to
set
him
up
with
BriNany
already
now
that
she’s
rolled
an
engagement
want
for
 him.

What
to
do…
 JULIAN:
Problem
solved!
*lets
himself
in
to
BriNany’s
house*
 LILY:
OMG
JULIAN
ILU
SO
MUCH
RIGHT
NOW

  3. 3. MAYA:
Hi,
Julian!

Go
tell
everyone
at
your
house
to
have
another
pillow
fight.

This
is
the
only
pillow
figh2ng
scene
in
Chapter
 10.2
so
far,
and
your
family
is
supposed
to
be
known
for
having
pillow
fights
all
the
2me.

You
have
a
standard
to
live
up
to,
and
 you’re
not
doing
it.
 ZACK:
Hi.

I’m
Maya’s
crystal
ball
drop.

I
am
of
absolutely
no
plot
significance
whatsoever.
 LILY:
That’s
what
you
think…

  4. 4. JULIAN:
Where’s
BriNany?
 MAYA:

Uh,
she’s
not
here.

She’s
at
work
un2l
11
tonight,
and
she
just
le].



  5. 5. JULIAN:
Can
I
wait
for
her?

I
mean,
it’s
Thursday,
and
she
won’t
be
able
to
call
me
un2l
Tuesday,
and
I’m
stuck
at
my
house
 because
of
restric2ons
and
probably
won’t
be
able
to
contact
her,
and
it’s
REALLY
important…
 MAYA:
*muNers*
Of
course.

You’re
a
Romance
Sim.

BriNany’s
Popularity.

And
the
two
of
you
are
ge_ng
married
before
the
 Family
Sim.

Why
is
this
happening
to
me?
*stares
at
want
to
be
engaged
to
Spencer
that’s
been
si_ng
in
panel
since
forever
and
 a
day
ago*
 JULIAN:
What?
 MAYA:
No,
nothing.

You
can
stay.

  6. 6. JULIAN:
So,
is
it
11:00
yet?
 LILY:
It’s
s2ll
daylight.

What
do
you
think?

By
the
way,
if
you’re
smart,
you’ll
keep
your
needs
up
un2l
11:00.

*pokes*

  7. 7. BRITTANY:
So,
being
a
patrol
officer
is
kind
of
fun—JULIAN!
:D


  8. 8. BRITTANY:
Make
Out?
 JULIAN:
I’ve
been
si_ng
around
here
for
nine
hours
wai2ng
for
you.

Make
Out
sounds
preNy
good.
 BRITTANY:
Aww,
you
shouldn’t
have
sat
around
here
wai2ng
for
nine
hours.

  9. 9. JULIAN:
But
I
sure
am
glad
that
I
did.
 BRITTANY:
Me
too.

  10. 10. JULIAN:
I
<3
YOU.
 LILY:
What
about
Jan?
 JULIAN:
Who’s
Jan?

  11. 11. BRITTANY:
I
don’t
know
who
Jan
is,
and
I
don’t
care.

I
have
a
locked
want
in
my
panel.

MARRY
ME?

  12. 12. JULIAN:
Really?

Someone
who
loves
me
for
me,
and
not
just
because
I’m
a
Stark?

Someone
who
hasn’t
been
2cked
off
at
me
 since
forever
because
I’m
not
Fortune?

I’m
touched.

But
on
the
other
hand,
I’m
Romance
and
I’m
supposed
to
be
a
commitment‐ phobe.

  13. 13. JULIAN:
Whatever.

There’s
s2ll
not
a
fear
in
my
panel,
and
I
kissed
you
earlier
in
the
chapter
and
you
rolled
that
engagement
 want,
which
means
this
is
preNy
much
meant
to
be.

Also,
this
is
a
reason
to
get
out
of
the
house
once
my
nephew
marries
my
 former
love
interest.

So,
without
further
ado,
OOO
SHINY!

  14. 14. BRITTANY:
YAY.
*hugs*
Wedding
party
now?
 LILY:
Restricted.
 BRITTANY:
But…
 LILY:
I
also
don’t
like
throwing
par2es.
 JULIAN:
I
refuse
to
give
you
any
shots
that
don’t
involve
the
creepy
eyes
of
creepy.
 LILY:
Curse
you.

  15. 15. JULIAN:
I’m
a
really
crappy
Romance
Sim.

There’s
a
red
ring
floa2ng
above
my
head,
and
I
am
grinning
like
a
loon.

Maybe
this
is
 because
I
can
tell
woohoo
is
in
my
future?

But
seriously,
Lily,
DON’T
MAKE
ME
MARRY
HER.
 LILY:
Don’t
have
to.

I
just
want
a
baby,
and
I
don’t
see
a
fear
of
that
in
your
panel.
;)

  16. 16. JULIAN:
So,
that
cop
uniform
is
really
hot…
 LILY:
Cut
the
crap.

I
want
a
BABY.

So
do
all
my
friends.

And
her
name
will
be
Valen2ne,
and
she
will
have
absolutely
no
plot
 significance
whatsoever…
 JULIAN:
What
if
I
have
a
boy?

It’s
not
impossible,
considering
the
3:1
ra2o
of
boys
to
girls
around
here.
 LILY:
…You’ll
have
a
girl.

She
has
absolutely
no
plot
significance
whatsoever,
but
I
WANT
A
GIRL.
 *fade
to
black*

  17. 17. JULIAN:
That
was
fun.


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