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BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Written by
Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Nicolás Giacobone
Alexander Dinelaris, Jr.
Armando Bo
F O R Y O ...
© 2013 DINOSAUR OUT, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO PORTION OF THIS SCRIPT MAY BE
PERFORMED, PUBLISHED, REPRODUCED, SOLD OR ...
BLACK1 1
We hear a clock ticking.
FADE IN:
INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - DAY1 1
Close on the brilliant colors of...
SAM
Dad? What kind of--
(Turning to Korean.)
SHUT UP!!!
(Back to screen.)
What kind of flowers did you say you
wanted?
RIG...
RIGGAN
Steve.
STAGE HAND·
It’s Daniel.
RIGGAN
(Already passed.)
Okay.
Riggan continues on until he arrives backstage. He r...
you, bitch." What do you do with a
love like that?
RALPH
How is that-- That is not love and you know
it. Why do you insist...
RIGGAN
(Breaking character to direct.
Exasperated.)
Okay. Fugitives are on the run, Ralph. How
many times do I have to-- F...
Lesley and Annie (35), the Stage Manager, run over to Ralph
who is out cold. Not knowing what to do, they stare at him.
LE...
RIGGAN
Forget the understudy. We have to postpone
the preview.
JAKE
What are you-- It’s a full house. We would
have to ref...
RIGGAN
I-- (A beat.) I made it happen.
JAKE
Oh. Okay.
(Beat.)
Are you drunk?
RIGGAN
Find me an actor. A good actor.
Philip...
Riggan releases the door.
RIGGAN
Then make him go away.
JAKE
How do you suggest I do that?
RIGGAN
You're my lawyer, my pro...
BIRDMAN (V.O.)
Embrace it. Kiss it. Turn it around and
fuck it in the--
A knock on the door behind him.
RIGGAN
Not now!
La...
RIGGAN
Go away.
LAURA
So far? No fun.
Riggan closes the door and looks at the Birdman poster.
BIRDMAN (V.O.)
Fun? You know...
RIGGAN
Well... Absolutely. As you said... that
Barthes said... Birdman, like Icarus...
CLARA
Hang on. Who's this Barthes g...
JAKE
Okay. That's enough for today.
Thank you for coming. We’re
expecting some great pieces from
you...
Riggan stares at t...
JAKE
What’d I say? I said, "You
motherfucker. You’re threatening
me? ME? I swear to god, you fuck, I
so much as get a lett...
LESLIE
Did you find another actor?
RIGGAN
No.
LESLIE
Okay. Well... Mike's available.
RIGGAN
He is?
JAKE
Mike who?
RIGGAN
I...
JAKE
How do you know?
LESLIE
Because he said he'd want to do it.
JAKE
Yes!
RIGGAN
Jake. Hang on a minute.
JAKE
(to Riggan)...
INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS6 6
...the hallway and as Jake makes a left turn, Annie enters from
the right.
JAKE
Ann...
MIKE
And you're directing the adaptation and
starring...
RIGGAN
I am.
MIKE
Ambitious.
RIGGAN
Thank you.
A sly smile from M...
MIKE
Feed. Me. A line.
Riggan drops the script and begins the scene.
RIGGAN
“I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't
know th...
"I've only heard his name mentioned in
passing." “I wouldn't know.” "You'd
have to know the particulars." First of
all, pa...
MIKE
(Exploding.)
"Yeah! Alright? The kind of love I'm
talking about is absolute. The kind of love
I'm talking about you--...
MIKE
(Mock saluting.)
Thank you, Captain.
We follow Mike and Sam off as they...
INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS8 8
......
Mike takes off his shirt and hands it to Sam. She doesn't budge,
and it hits the floor. He begins to unbutton his pants......
(Looking back.)
And underwear...
Mike just stands there naked, staring at his penis in the
mirror.
LESLEY
(To Larry.)
This...
MIKE
Hey, Sammy...
SAM
It's Sam.
LESLEY
Fuck.
Sam steps forward.
LESLEY (CONT'D)
(To Sam.)
I didn't mean--
SAM
(Totally re...
Lesley moves toward Mike. He cups her face in his hands
tenderly. They are face to face.
MIKE (CONT’D)
Play with my balls....
RIGGAN
It’s a dream sequence, it--
JAKE
And three union midgets that dance
around like--
RIGGAN
You’re not supposed to cal...
LESLEY
He’s great.
LAURA
(To Lesley. Matter-of-
factly.)
Honey, your tits look like fucking
anjou pears in that top!
LESLE...
RIGGAN
(Joking.)
You're pretty sure it's mine?
LAURA
(Unamused but plays along)
Well, let's see. There's you. Jake. That
m...
She turns and looks directly into the camera.
ANNIE (CONT'D)
Places.
RIGGAN (O.S.)
Okay.
Riggan walks on screen wearing hi...
A stagehand gives Riggan a bottle. Riggan watches and waits
for his cue.
MIKE
Ask Nick what real love is. He’ll
agree with...
LAURA
Don't you talk to her like that.
Don’t talk like a drunk if you’re
not--
RIGGAN
(Exploding.)
Shut up. For once in yo...
MIKE (CONT’D)
(to Riggan)
What the fuck is this? Water?
He hurls the glass against the wall. Some laughter from the
audien...
MIKE
Look at this. It’s all fake.
(Tossing items out of the
fridge.)
The milk is fake. The butter is fake.
Riggan storms o...
JAKE
Riggan, listen to me--
Riggan comes to a halt and faces Jake.
RIGGAN
No. You listen to me. Get him the fuck out
of my...
INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS14 14
...his dressing room. He goes into the bathroom and quickly
washes...
RIGGAN
We talk. We-- I don't know, it's been crazy
around here.
SYLVIA
You understand where her head is at right
now.
RIGG...
He goes to a small fridge, takes out a beer and closes it.
SYLVIA
You're drinking?
RIGGAN
I'm having a beer.
SYLVIA
Okay.....
Riggan gently looks up to Sylvia.
RIGGAN
I have a chance to do something right. And I
have to take it. I have to.
SYLVIA
I...
SYLVIA (CONT'D)
It's your house, so do what you want with
it. Just make sure you're there for our
daughter.
RIGGAN
I will....
ANNIE
Mike. He says it’s for his character.
Carver’s red necks, “people of the
land”. Part of his process and that
shit.
R...
MIKE
(With irony.)
Popular? POPULAR?... Oh God, popularity is
just the slutty little cousin of prestige.
RIGGAN
Okay, I do...
INT. RUM HOUSE - CONTINUOUS17 17
...The Rum House. Mike stands at the bar, the bartender
already pouring two whiskeys.
MIK...
MIKE
Do me a favor, don't get your panties in a
twist over a preview, alright? And don't tell
me how to do my job. Cause, ...
LADY (CONT’D)
(To Riggan.)
God bless you, darlin’. You're very sweet.
And handsome!
She kisses Riggan hard on the mouth. T...
RIGGAN
So...
Mike slides the napkin back to Riggan.
MIKE
He was drunk.
A17 A17
He walks away and we follow him as he passe...
MIKE
Oh, I'm sure you will. If I ever give a bad
performance.
(Beat.)
Ms. Dickinson.
TABITHA
Mr. Shiner.
Mike smiles and w...
SAM
For what?
RIGGAN
All of it. You've been doing a good job.
And I've been...
SAM
Yeah.
RIGGAN
So, I just wanted to say t...
Riggan pulls a stubbed joint out of the jar.
RIGGAN
This.
SAM
Oh. That's pot.
RIGGAN
Sam.
SAM
Alright, just relax.
RIGGAN
...
to do some work that actually means
something.
SAM
Means something to who? You had a career
before the third comic book mo...
INT. BACKSTAGE - THEATRE - EVENINGA21 A21
...backstage. We are in the middle of the second preview. The
music continues, i...
LESLEY
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
The stage begins to revolve as we hear...
INT. STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS22 22
...music...
LESLEY
Ed!
Mike hops out of bed, unaware of the very noticeable erection
protruding underneath his pajama bottoms.
Some la...
MIKE
Put down the gun, Ed. She just doesn't love
you anymore.
The audience is silent.
RIGGAN
(A sad smile.)
You don't, do ...
(She starts hitting him.)
...and now you try to fuck me in front of
eight hundred strangers???
MIKE
What do you want from ...
INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS25 25
...the hallway.
LAURA
What's going on?
LESLEY
He's an asshole.
LAURA
What did he ...
LESLEY
I did?
LAURA
Sadly, it was with Mike Shiner, on a fake
motel bed, in front of--
LESLEY
(A little laugh.)
Shut. Up.
...
LESLEY
(Into her eyes.)
Hey. You're smart. And beautiful. And
talented. And I'm lucky to have you. Okay?
LAURA
We’re gross...
MIKE
(Holding the gun.)
Your gun is ridiculous. It looks like a
plastic toy. And it still has the red plug
in the barrel.
...
SAM
(Distant.)
Yeah.
MIKE
Cool.
SAM
It wasn't all Dr. Drew or anything, but
that dude from American Pie was there.
A VOICE...
SAM
Hey.
(Mike doesn't respond. She pushes
him.)
Hey...
MIKE
What?
SAM
Let's play a game.
MIKE
A game?
SAM
Yeah.
MIKE
What...
A moment of tension.
MIKE
(Looking at the street.)
There’s a bald guy about to walk by down
there. Spit on his head.
SAM
N...
SAM
(Taken aback.)
Really? Why not?
MIKE
That's a second question.
SAM
It's a second part.
A pause.
MIKE
I'd be afraid I c...
Mike turns and stares out at the street once more. Sam stares
at the mystery that is Mike.
SAM
G'night, Mike.
She walks aw...
RIGGAN
Shut up.
LAURA
(Confused.)
I didn't say anything.
RIGGAN
Fuck. This is it?
(He passes a few pages.)
This can't be i...
RIGGAN
Aren't you scared at all?
LAURA
About what?
RIGGAN
About being humiliated out there.
LAURA
It won't be the first ti...
MIKE
What the fuck is going on!
RIGGAN
Get up!
MIKE
Back away.
RIGGAN
Get up.
Riggan slaps Mike on the arm.
MIKE
Ow, fuck ...
INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS33 33
...the hallway. He slaps Mike on his sun burned back.
RIGGAN
So, you wrote your o...
RIGGAN (CONT'D)
Because my father was. My father was a mean
fucking drunk. Beat the shit out of us. But
we were okay with ...
MIKE
(Tauntingly.)
Don't you want to go put on your tights and
your--
Riggan punches him on the face. Mike needs a few sec...
RIGGAN
(Whispering.)
Leave me alone.
BIRDMAN (V.O.)
You were a movie star, remember?
Pretentious, but happy...
Riggan open...
RIGGAN (CONT'D)
What part of that don't you get? You're
fucking dead.
BIRDMAN (V.O.)
We are not dead. We’re--
RIGGAN
Stop ...
RIGGAN (CONT'D)
What's up?
JAKE
Um... Well. Two hours to curtain. Why don’t
you rest a little bit?
RIGGAN
Yeah. Sure.
JAKE...
RIGGAN
I’m starting to believe that this is not
for me. The applause is... lukewarm. I
think they’re laughing at me.
JAKE
...
LESLEY
So there is no line of people out there?
JAKE
I don’t know. Now go and get ready.
That’s your job.
(He begins to wa...
She looks at him with tender eyes. Then we follow her along
the corridor until she passes by Mike’s dressing room. Mike
ha...
SAM (CONT’D)
Oh, don’t tell me...
Silence.
MIKE
What's the worst thing he ever did to
you?
Sam is surprised by the questio...
invisible behind that fragile little fuck
up routine. But you can’t. You’re
anything but invisible. You’re big. And
you’re...
She continues on until she gets to...
INT. ABOVE STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS40 40
...the "grid" above stage where the lig...
RIGGAN (O.S) (CONT’D)
By the time I got to the hospital, the
kid was dead. He was off in a corner
laid out on a gurney. We...
out and love again, have someone
else soon enough. All this-- All of
this love we’re talking about... it
would just be a m...
I'm not really the housewife type anyway. I
thought I could be a mom. My body seems to
disagree.
The lights come up and La...
and, wearing only his underwear and moccasins, he charges down
the alley way toward...
EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS42 42
...th...
Riggan tries to get past them, but a crowd has formed. A swarm
of cell phones begin to glow like fireflies.
LADY
(To her k...
RALPH
I'm going to ruin you!
Riggan storms toward the auditorium, but is stopped by an old
Usher.
OLD USHER
I'm sorry sir,...
LESLEY
Eddie! Please!
Riggan climbs onto the stage. Exhausted. He goes to Mike and,
with a last effort, pushes him lamely....
RIGGAN
(Looking up.)
Hey. How ya doin'?
SAM
Are you okay?
RIGGAN
Why?
SAM
I don't know. You seem--
RIGGAN
(Eating.)
I'm go...
Silence. Riggan notices the toilet paper.
RIGGAN
What are you doing? Some homework?
SAM
No. I don't-- When I was in rehab,...
Sam looks at the ruined toilet paper in his hands.
RIGGAN (CONT'D)
Oh... Shit. I'm sorry.
SAM
(Smiling.)
It's okay. You ju...
He gets up and goes into the bathroom. He pulls off the long
wig and the mustache. He washes his face. Then he opens a
sma...
The waiter pockets the money and gives Riggan the drink. He
walks it over to Tabitha and places it down in front of her. N...
Birdman or unexpected virtue of ignorance original screenplay
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Birdman or unexpected virtue of ignorance original screenplay

  1. 1. BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Written by Alejandro G. Iñárritu Nicolás Giacobone Alexander Dinelaris, Jr. Armando Bo F O R Y O U R C O N S I D E R A T I O N
  2. 2. © 2013 DINOSAUR OUT, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO PORTION OF THIS SCRIPT MAY BE PERFORMED, PUBLISHED, REPRODUCED, SOLD OR DISTRIBUTED BY ANY MEANS, OR QUOTED OR PUBLISHED IN ANY MEDIUM, INCLUDING ANY WEB SITE, WITHOUT THE PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT OF DINOSAUR OUT, INC. DISPOSAL OF THIS SCRIPT COPY DOES NOT ALTER ANY OF THE RESTRICTIONS SET FORTH ABOVE. BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY Written by Alejandro G. Iñárritu Nicolás Giacobone Alexander Dinelaris, Jr. Armando Bo
  3. 3. BLACK1 1 We hear a clock ticking. FADE IN: INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - DAY1 1 Close on the brilliant colors of a middle eastern rug, the center of what seems to be a makeshift “meditation” space. We slowly tilt up to discover the back of Riggan Thomson (55). He is in the proper ‘Lotus’ position, dressed only in tight white briefs and he appears to be meditating deeply. And if all this seems a little odd, it becomes all the more so when you notice that he is levitating almost two feet above the floor. His breath is calm and measured... in and out... in and out. MAN (V.O.) How did we end up here? (Beat.) This place is a fucking dump. We begin to slowly move toward Riggan's back while his measure breathing continues. We see a clock on the wall, ticking. MAN (V.O.) Smells like balls. A slight twitch in Riggan's neck. MAN (V.O.) We don't belong in this shithole. A Skype call shatters the silence. Close on his back, we follow Riggan as he walks over to the computer and answers the call. On the computer screen appears Sam (21), in a pair of Levi's and a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. She has simple and striking good looks, with an edge in her voice and behind her eyes. She stands in a Korean Deli among the flowers, talking to Riggan through her iPhone. 1A 1A The Korean Store owner (50) stands in the background screaming at her the whole time. RIGGAN Sam, I can't-- (CONTINUED)
  4. 4. SAM Dad? What kind of-- (Turning to Korean.) SHUT UP!!! (Back to screen.) What kind of flowers did you say you wanted? RIGGAN Alchemillas. Or something soothing that smells nice. Listen I can’t-- SAM It all smells like fucking Kimchi! RIGGAN Then whatever looks nice. Anything but roses. No roses. KOREAN Flowers don't need you touch! They need you buy!!! SAM (Close into the screen.) I hate this job. And the Skype call is over. Riggan closes the laptop and leans forward trying to regain his calm. His reflection appears in the mirror, and for the first time we see his face. He has a dark goatee and his hair looks strangely abundant. There is a piece of paper on the mirror with the handwritten phrase “A thing is a thing, not what it is said of that thing.” ANNIE ON SPEAKERS Riggan, they’re starting scene five. We need you on stage. RIGGAN Shit... Riggan throws on a sweater and stumbles into his slacks. He hurries out... INT. HALLWAYS - THEATER - CONTINUOUS2 2 ...through the narrow corridors of the theater. There is a lot of activity as various workers and stage hands appear and disappear carrying equipment and scenery. As Riggan descends the stairs, a Stage Hand· passes by in the opposite direction. STAGE HAND· Mr. Thomson. 10/29/14 / 2. (CONTINUED)
  5. 5. RIGGAN Steve. STAGE HAND· It’s Daniel. RIGGAN (Already passed.) Okay. Riggan continues on until he arrives backstage. He runs into Jake (42) his producer and friend. JAKE How’s it going, buddy. RIGGAN Great. It’d be even better if I could get Ralph to stop acting like he’s in an educational video for syphilis... The camera moves off of them and onto... INT. STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS3 3 ...the stage. Suddenly we are in the midst of an Americana style kitchen. Around the kitchen table sit Lesley (35), plain and no nonsense, her simple hairstyle and makeup can't hide how attractive she is. Laura (35), dark, exotic, the kind of woman who makes every person she meets feel like she's seducing them. And Ralph (40), slightly handsome, slightly balding, slightly invisible. A half empty bottle of gin on the table, they drink from highball glasses as they chat... LESLEY He loved me. RALPH Yeah. He loved her so much he tried to kill her. LAURA He tried to kill you? LESLEY No. (A beat.) Okay, well, he did beat me up one night. He dragged me around the living room by my ankles, yelling "I love you, I love 10/29/14 / 3. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  6. 6. you, bitch." What do you do with a love like that? RALPH How is that-- That is not love and you know it. Why do you insist on calling it-- LESLEY You can say what you want, but I know what it was. RALPH What about you, Nick? Does that sound like love to you? Riggan arrives at the table and sits. RIGGAN Sorry I’m late. (Beat. In character.) I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't know the man. I've only heard his name mentioned in passing. You'd have to know the particulars. But I think what you're saying is that love is absolute. RALPH Yeah. The kind of love I'm talking about is... The kind of love I'm talking about, you don't try and kill people. LESLEY (Sadly.) It was love, Mel. To Eddie, it was. I don't care what anybody says. He was ready to die for it. RALPH Ask her what he did after she left him. LESLEY He shot himself in the mouth. But he screwed that up, too. Poor Ed. RALPH Poor Ed, my ass. The guy was dangerous. LAURA How'd he screw it up if he shot himself in the mouth? RALPH (By the numbers.) He used to carry this twenty-two. We lived like fugitives those days. I never knew-- 10/29/14 / 4. LESLEY (CONT'D) (CONTINUED)
  7. 7. RIGGAN (Breaking character to direct. Exasperated.) Okay. Fugitives are on the run, Ralph. How many times do I have to-- Fugitives are scared. Give me more of that. Ralph nods. He takes a breath and dives in once again... RALPH (The same but louder.) We lived like fugitives those days... Extremely frustrated, Riggan stares out into the auditorium. From his POV we see Jake who is now sitting in the third row. His head buried in his hands, tortured by Ralph’s performance. Riggan turns back to Ralph. RALPH (CONT'D) ...I never knew if he was going to come out of the bushes or from behind a car and just start shooting. Riggan watches Ralph act and sees his whole production headed down the drain. Ralph is just that bad. RALPH (CONT’D) The man was crazy. He was capable of anything. The actors all wait for a cue from Riggan, who is now staring up into the lights above the stage. Laura finally picks up Riggan’s cue. LAURA Christ. What a nightmare... RALPH He used to call me at the hospital and say... (Over the top.) "Son of a bitch. Your days are numbered." Silence. Ralph looks over to Riggan. RALPH (CONT'D) Too much? Little bit? I just wanted to give you a range, so you could-- And with that a light comes barreling down from it's perch and crashes into Ralph's head, making him hit the floor like a rag doll. Silence. LAURA Holy shit. 10/29/14 / 5. (CONTINUED)
  8. 8. Lesley and Annie (35), the Stage Manager, run over to Ralph who is out cold. Not knowing what to do, they stare at him. LESLEY Is he breathing? Jake runs toward the stage. JAKE Someone call 911! Riggan slowly backs away from the chaos. LAURA Is that blood coming out of his ear? JAKE (To Riggan.) Where are you going? LESLEY Okay, he’s breathing. What did he have for lunch? LAURA Did anyone call for help? ANNIE (Clapping.) Wake up! Wake up! Two crew members try to help Ralph. CREW MEMBER Grab his legs. I got the top. JAKE Don't move him! Wait for the ambulance. (Calling out.) For the love of God! I could get a black audience in this theater faster than a doctor! Riggan heads off the stage, and Jake chases after him. We follow them as... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS4 4 ...they walk through the corridor. JAKE Where are you going? We’ll have the understudy ready to rehearse in five-- 10/29/14 / 6. (CONTINUED)
  9. 9. RIGGAN Forget the understudy. We have to postpone the preview. JAKE What are you-- It’s a full house. We would have to refund all the-- RIGGAN Then do it. A crew member· passes in the opposite direction. CREW MEMBER· How’s Ralph? RIGGAN He’ll be fine. JAKE Wait. Wait. Fuck. Wait. RIGGAN Listen to me. It was going to be a disaster. That guy’s the worst actor I've ever seen. The blood coming out of his ear was the most honest thing he's done so far. JAKE He's not that bad. Riggan stops in his tracks and stares at Jake. JAKE (CONT'D) Okay, he's fucking horrible. But-- Riggan starts walking again. JAKE (CONT’D) You have the press in your dressing room in a few hours. How are we-- RIGGAN I'll make something up. Two Technicians· hurry up in the opposite direction. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Jake. This happened for a reason. It wasn't an accident. JAKE What do you mean? 10/29/14 / 7. (CONTINUED)
  10. 10. RIGGAN I-- (A beat.) I made it happen. JAKE Oh. Okay. (Beat.) Are you drunk? RIGGAN Find me an actor. A good actor. Philip Seymour Hoffman... JAKE He’s doing the third Hunger Games. RIGGAN Michael Fassbender? JAKE Doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel. They arrive at Riggan's dressing room. RIGGAN What’s his name? Jeremy Renner... JAKE Who? RIGGAN The... the Hurt Locker guy. JAKE Yeah. He’s an Avenger. RIGGAN (With disgust.) Fuck. They put him in a cape, too? (A beat.) Look, I don’t care. Find me someone. Riggan enters... INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS5 5 ...his dressing room and tries to shut the door. Jake, still in the corridor, stops it with his foot. JAKE (Sticking his head in.) Ralph'll sue us. He'll sue us. And he's got a case. 10/29/14 / 8. (CONTINUED)
  11. 11. Riggan releases the door. RIGGAN Then make him go away. JAKE How do you suggest I do that? RIGGAN You're my lawyer, my producer and my oldest friend. We are going to make this work. Now just get out there and do what you were born to do. JAKE What's that? RIGGAN I have no idea. But I have faith. Now go away from me. JAKE Do you think we should-- Riggan slams the door shut on Jake. A beat. On a television, a segment of E! News. A busty blond, with an exaggerated smile, hosts. BLOND WOMAN ...and when we come back, an exclusive interview with Robert Downey Jr., who tells us about the billion-dollar Iron Man franchise. The talented actor invited us onto the set of Iron Man 3... Riggan slams the tv off, his mind racing. He sits on a chair. MAN (V.O.) That clown doesn’t have half your talent and he’s making a fortune in that Tin Man get up. Riggan stares into the mirror, in the reflection he catches sight of a poster from a movie called "Birdman 3". The superhero, Birdman (a younger Riggan in a bird costume), wings widely spread, stares directly back at him. A hand written note on the top of the poster reads: "Thomson, break a wing! From the boys at Local 1." Riggan tries to calm himself with a mantra... RIGGAN "Breathing in, I embrace my anger. Breathing out, I smile to it." 10/29/14 / 9. (CONTINUED)
  12. 12. BIRDMAN (V.O.) Embrace it. Kiss it. Turn it around and fuck it in the-- A knock on the door behind him. RIGGAN Not now! Laura opens the door and sticks her head in. LAURA Can I come in? RIGGAN No. LAURA Okay. Two words. Shia La Beouf. RIGGAN That's three words. LAURA It's two. RIGGAN Get out. LAURA I love you. She closes the door. Riggan tries to calm himself down, but Laura opens the door again. LAURA (CONT'D) I take it we’re not going to dinner anymore? RIGGAN I don’t have an actor. LAURA I don’t have a life. RIGGAN Laura... LAURA Fine. Whatever. (Goes to leave but stops.) You remember at Joan's when you asked me to come do a Broadway play with you? You said it would be fun... 10/29/14 / 10. (CONTINUED)
  13. 13. RIGGAN Go away. LAURA So far? No fun. Riggan closes the door and looks at the Birdman poster. BIRDMAN (V.O.) Fun? You know what would be fun? Getting the fuck out of here before we humiliate ourselves. That would be fun. Riggan looks at himself in the mirror and begins to pull at his hair. As it comes off his head, we discover it was a wig. He turns away from the mirror, trying desperately to stay calm. Something catches his eye: a vase of roses on the end of the table. A card in them says, "They didn't have the whatever you wanted - Sam". Enraged, Riggan focuses on the vase. It begins to shift. Then, with a surge of anger, without ever touching it, he sends it crashing against the wall on the other side of the room. The camera pans over the roses scattered across the floor. It hovers over the carpet and around the perimeter of the room, until it finally settles on Riggan, now dressed in a casual blazer. A5 A5 It is later the same day. He is sitting on the sofa and on three chairs in front of him are three journalists: Gabriel, a geeky theatre journalist, wearing thick glasses and a thin tie. Clara, a reporter from an entertainment blog. And Han, a polite, obese Japanese journalist, who sits next to his translator, another Japanese guy. GABRIEL Why does somebody go from playing the lead in a comic book franchise to adapting Raymond Carver for the stage? Riggan tries to remain calm. GABRIEL (CONT’D) I mean, as you're probably aware, Barthes said, “The cultural work done in the past by gods and epic sagas is now done by laundry detergent commercials and comic strip characters.” It's a big leap you've taken... Riggan shifts nervously. 10/29/14 / 11. (CONTINUED)
  14. 14. RIGGAN Well... Absolutely. As you said... that Barthes said... Birdman, like Icarus... CLARA Hang on. Who's this Barthes guy? Which Birdman was he in? GABRIEL Roland Barthes was a French philosopher, who-- CLARA Oh. Okay. Sure. Now, is it true you’ve been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs? RIGGAN What? CLARA As a method of facial rejuvenation. RIGGAN Who told you that? CLARA It was tweeted by... (checks her notes) @prostatewhispers. RIGGAN It's a lie. CLARA I know. But did you do it? RIGGAN No! GABRIEL Are you afraid at all that people will say you're doing this play to battle the impression that you're a washed-up super hero? RIGGAN No. I’m not. And that’s exactly why 20 years ago I refused to do Birdman 4. HAN Birdman 4??? You do Birdman 4??? Jake opens the door and the camera pans to him. 10/29/14 / 12. (CONTINUED)
  15. 15. JAKE Okay. That's enough for today. Thank you for coming. We’re expecting some great pieces from you... Riggan stares at the Birdman poster. JAKE (CONT’D) Publicity guys are trying to get you a Times feature. Riggan stands up and pulls the Birdman poster off of the wall. JAKE (CONT’D) So, How’d it-- Whoa. If I were you I wouldn’t do that. RIGGAN I don’t want to look at it anymore. JAKE That was a present from the crew. Don’t fuck with those guys, they’re union. RIGGAN I don’t care. Riggan leaves the poster on the floor, facing the wall, and walks to the window. He opens it. We can hear distant drums coming from the street. JAKE So... How'd it go? RIGGAN Great. JAKE (Worried.) Did they ask about Ralph? RIGGAN Nope. JAKE Good. He did it, you know? The motherfucker threatened to sue us. Didn’t even wait to get out of the hospital. RIGGAN And, what did you say? 10/29/14 / 13. (CONTINUED)
  16. 16. JAKE What’d I say? I said, "You motherfucker. You’re threatening me? ME? I swear to god, you fuck, I so much as get a letter from a lawyer, the press’ll get the pictures we got off your computer.” RIGGAN What pictures? JAKE The guy has a thing for nuns... in diapers. What do you care? You shouldn’t have any knowledge about it anyway. The important thing is that I made him go away. RIGGAN Right. That's great. JAKE Yeah, it’s fantastic. One problem. We don't have an actor. And if we cancel the first preview the press will smell the blood. We can't afford to lose any more money. At all. RIGGAN What do you want me to do? JAKE We pay an understudy, let’s use the understudy. RIGGAN No. JAKE No? Riggan, listen to me. Our dream actor is not going to knock on that door and say: "Hey fellas, when do we start?" B5 B5 There is a knock at the door. Leslie peeks in. LESLIE Can I talk to you for a second? RIGGAN Yeah. What’s up? 10/29/14 / 14. (CONTINUED)
  17. 17. LESLIE Did you find another actor? RIGGAN No. LESLIE Okay. Well... Mike's available. RIGGAN He is? JAKE Mike who? RIGGAN I thought he was doing-- LESLIE He was. He quit. Or got fired. JAKE Mike who? RIGGAN Which one? Quit or fired? LESLIE With Mike it's usually both. JAKE Mike Fucking Who? LESLIE Shiner. JAKE Yes! RIGGAN Jake... JAKE Yes! How do you know Mike Shiner? LESLIE We share a vagina. RIGGAN You think he'd want to do it? LESLIE Yeah. 10/29/14 / 15. (CONTINUED)
  18. 18. JAKE How do you know? LESLIE Because he said he'd want to do it. JAKE Yes! RIGGAN Jake. Hang on a minute. JAKE (to Riggan) Ask me if he sells tickets. RIGGAN Does he sell tickets? JAKE A shitload of tickets. Now ask me if the critics like him? RIGGAN Do they like him? JAKE They want to spooge on him. RIGGAN (Indicating Lesley.) Hey. JAKE Leslie... LESLIE Right on his face. JAKE Everything for a reason, right? RIGGAN You think he'll be able to come tonight? LESLEY I can call him and find out. Riggan gives Jake a look. JAKE I'll call his agent. Jake charges out of the room. The camera follows him into... 10/29/14 / 16.
  19. 19. INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS6 6 ...the hallway and as Jake makes a left turn, Annie enters from the right. JAKE Annie, turn the work lights on and get me a fresh copy of the script. We’re gonna have a “put in” tonight. ANNIE Who? JAKE You’ll find out... Jake disappears down the hall and we follow Annie through the theater and onto... INT. STAGE - THEATER - EVENING7 7 ...the stage, where she turns some of the stage work lights on. We pan along the stage until we find Riggan, wearing the same clothes as before, scanning the empty auditorium. MIKE (O.S.) Intimidating. Isn't it? Riggan sees Mike Shiner (39) coming down the aisle, slovenly dressed with mussed hair and intense eyes. MIKE (CONT’D) Do you have any idea who walked these boards before you? (Beat.) Geraldine Page, Marlon Brando, Helen Hayes, Jason Robards... And now you. Riggan Thomson. Riggan, trying to hide the intimidation. RIGGAN Thanks for coming on such short notice, Mike. I appreciate it. MIKE Hey. This is what we do. (Indicates a script.) So, you wrote this adaptation? RIGGAN I did. 10/29/14 / 17. (CONTINUED)
  20. 20. MIKE And you're directing the adaptation and starring... RIGGAN I am. MIKE Ambitious. RIGGAN Thank you. A sly smile from Mike. He leaps onto the stage. MIKE Why don't we do a bit of it? RIGGAN Hey, I wasn't expecting you to-- MIKE First preview is tomorrow, right? RIGGAN Yeah, but you can go on with the script until you feel comfortable-- MIKE Let's just do some of it. Riggan tries to hide his excitement. He grabs the script from a nearby table and walks it over to Mike. RIGGAN Take a look at page twenty-- MIKE Yeah. I don't need that. RIGGAN What? MIKE I don't need the script. Just give me a cue. RIGGAN What are you talking about? MIKE Feed me a line. RIGGAN I don’t-- What? 10/29/14 / 18. (CONTINUED)
  21. 21. MIKE Feed. Me. A line. Riggan drops the script and begins the scene. RIGGAN “I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't know the man. I've only heard his name mentioned in passing. I wouldn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. But I think what you're saying is that love is absolute.” Mike stares at Riggan, hyper-focused. MIKE (Ruminating.) Am I saying that love is absolute? (He transforms.) "Yeah. The kind of love I'm talking about is. The kind of love I'm talking about you-- " (An intense pause.) Well, you don't try to kill people. Riggan is transfixed, and almost immediately intimidated. RIGGAN How do you know the lines? MIKE I have a thing, a whatever, a gift. (A beat.) Come on, I helped Lesley get off book. Hey, give me that cue again. RIGGAN "I'm the wrong person to ask. I didn't know the man. I've only heard his name mentioned in passing. I wouldn't know. You'd have to know the particulars. But I think what you're saying is--” MIKE Okay, can I-- Do you mind if I-- RIGGAN No, go ahead. MIKE Follow me. He says, "I'm the wrong person to ask." What's his intention? Is he fed up with the topic? Deflecting? Guilt about his wife maybe? Then four sentences all say the same thing... "I didn't even know the man." 10/29/14 / 19. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  22. 22. "I've only heard his name mentioned in passing." “I wouldn't know.” "You'd have to know the particulars." First of all, particulars? What are you, my grandmother? But the point is, YOU DON'T KNOW THE GUY, WE FUCKING GET IT. Make it one line. "I didn't even know the guy." Right? ... RIGGAN You pretty much know my lines too, huh? MIKE Can we-- Are we doing something here? Come on let's go. Cut it down, give it to me again. RIGGAN "I'm the wrong person to ask--" MIKE Oh, right, sorry, you see? "I'm the wrong person to ask?" That's another fuck you. "Don't put me on the spot. Don't make me self conscious about my marriage when my wife is sitting right here..." See? Give it to me. Give me a good fuck you. Come on... RIGGAN Okay, let me-- MIKE Come on. Give it to me right now. Fuck me. Right now. Right here. Let's do it. RIGGAN Okay, yeah... MIKE DO IT! RIGGAN (Jumps in w/out thinking.) "Hey. I'm the wrong person to ask, okay? I didn't even know the guy. So what's your point?" MIKE "What's my point?" RIGGAN "What's your point? What are you saying? Spit it out. You're saying, what? That love is an absolute?" 10/29/14 / 20. MIKE (CONT'D) (CONTINUED)
  23. 23. MIKE (Exploding.) "Yeah! Alright? The kind of love I'm talking about is absolute. The kind of love I'm talking about you-- (A painful memory.) Well, you don't try to kill people. Riggan stands silently, his heart pounding. MIKE (CONT’D) So what do you think, boss? Do I have a job? Riggan calls over to the wings. RIGGAN What do you think? Mike turns to see Sam, who has been there for a bit. SAM Larry needs to see him for a fitting. MIKE I'm gonna take that as a yes. (Walking to Sam.) And you are...? RIGGAN That's my daughter, Sam. MIKE Right. Yeah. I can see it around the... (A beat) She doesn't look anything like you. (To Sam.) And your job is...? RIGGAN She's my assistant. MIKE Your assistant... (To Sam.) And can you speak? SAM Yup. I can even 'sit', 'stay' or 'roll over' if you have any treats. RIGGAN Welcome aboard, Mike. 10/29/14 / 21. (CONTINUED)
  24. 24. MIKE (Mock saluting.) Thank you, Captain. We follow Mike and Sam off as they... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS8 8 ...advance through the hallways. MIKE I'm Mike Shiner, by the way. SAM I know who you are. (Reluctantly honest.) I saw you in 'Hothouse' at the Geffen. It was... great. MIKE That ass is great. She turns her head toward him with a disgusted expression. SAM Dude. Seriously? Moving by her, into a dressing room. MIKE This is the theatre, honey. Don’t be so self-conscious. She follows him into the room where we see... INT. COSTUME DEPARTMENT - THEATER - CONTINUOUS9 9 ...Larry stressing out while he works on a costume. He turns to see Mike standing there. Sam stands against the wall, focused on her cell phone. LARRY Oh, thank the Lord and pass the biscuits! I finally have an actor to dress. Hello, Mr. Shiner. MIKE How're you doing, Larry? LARRY Better, now that you're here. Take off your clothes. 10/29/14 / 22. (CONTINUED)
  25. 25. Mike takes off his shirt and hands it to Sam. She doesn't budge, and it hits the floor. He begins to unbutton his pants... MIKE You gonna stand there? SAM (Glancing at her cell.) This is the theatre, honey. Don’t be so self-conscious. Larry searches for a few costume pieces. LARRY Okay. I'm gonna have to start from scratch, with less than twenty-four hours... Let's see if these-- He turns to see a completely naked Mike. LARRY (CONT'D) Holy-- What is happening? Where are your underpants? MIKE At home, under the bed, I think. Sam glances at Mike for a second, then returns to her phone. Larry begins to help Mike into some pants which, given the situation, is very awkward. LARRY Okay. Everything is too small. SAM Yeah, you're not kidding. Lesley enters the room immediately coming face to face with a naked Mike. She doesn't notice Sam who is partially hidden by a clothes rack. She just goes about trying a costume shirt. LESLEY Oh, that's nice... (To Larry.) Forgive him, Larry. Mike's like my five year old son. Neither one of them has clean underwear... LARRY Or pubic hair, I imagine. (Folding the pants.) Okay, well, I can take out the suit but we're going to need some new pants and shirts. 10/29/14 / 23. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  26. 26. (Looking back.) And underwear... Mike just stands there naked, staring at his penis in the mirror. LESLEY (To Larry.) This is too small. (To Mike.) What the hell are you doing? MIKE Waiting for Larry to finish. LARRY I'm finished. Larry disappears deeper into the costume room. MIKE Okay, well, then I'm just standing here with my balls out. LESLEY Get dressed. Riggan's daughter is hanging around, and I don't need her to walk in here and-- MIKE Leslie... LESLEY No, Mike. You haven’t seen her. She’s always hanging around, just-- I don’t-- Watching everyone. It’s creepy. It’s-- MIKE Les... LESLEY I don’t know if the drugs fried her brain or what, but I don't need her running to her father saying you showed her your junk. MIKE Okay, then we should probably get her out of here. Lesley's expression goes blank. LESLEY Oh, God. Really? 10/29/14 / 24. LARRY (CONT'D) (CONTINUED)
  27. 27. MIKE Hey, Sammy... SAM It's Sam. LESLEY Fuck. Sam steps forward. LESLEY (CONT'D) (To Sam.) I didn't mean-- SAM (Totally relaxed.) It's cool. He's a handful, huh? They both look back at Mike. LESLEY Almost. Sam smiles at her and exits. Lesley wheels on Mike. LESLEY (CONT’D) Jesus... How is it you always manage to find a new way to humiliate me? MIKE To be fair, you make it really easy. LESLEY What the hell was she doing here? MIKE She brought me. LESLEY And stayed??? MIKE I know, right? She's a little-- LESLEY Look at me, Mike. This is Broadway. I'm here. Finally. And I'm begging you, if you love me, please, do me a favor... don't fuck it up. MIKE (Gently.) Come here. 10/29/14 / 25. (CONTINUED)
  28. 28. Lesley moves toward Mike. He cups her face in his hands tenderly. They are face to face. MIKE (CONT’D) Play with my balls... She twists his nipples hard and walks out. MIKE (CONT’D) I won't fuck it up... Probably! Larry reappears holding some clothes. We follow him out... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS10 10 ...through the hallway. He walks by Jake and Riggan who are mid conversation. We stay with them. RIGGAN (O.S.) I don’t care, sign it. JAKE (O.S.) Listen to me. RIGGAN (O.S.) No you listen to me-- JAKE (O.S.) I can’t afford to listen to you... LARRY I’m gonna need to go shopping again. JAKE Fucking sew something, you old fuck! RIGGAN I don't care. Give him what he wants. JAKE His agent is asking for almost four times what we were paying-- RIGGAN Then go into the reserve. JAKE The reserve is gone. You spent it on the fog. And those fake trees... 10/29/14 / 26. (CONTINUED)
  29. 29. RIGGAN It’s a dream sequence, it-- JAKE And three union midgets that dance around like-- RIGGAN You’re not supposed to call them midgets-- JAKE The reserve is gone! RIGGAN Listen to me, you didn't see what I just saw. But you will, at the preview tomorrow. Look, get the contract done. I'll get the money. Riggan begins marching toward the stage. JAKE (Calling after him.) When??? Laura comes down some stairs and chases Riggan. LAURA (Incredulous.) Hey, is it true? Shiner? RIGGAN He's in. LAURA Holy shit! When can I meet him? RIGGAN He's in a fitting with Larry. Lesley comes down the hallway. LESLEY I’m going to Starbucks. You guys want anything? RIGGAN I’m fine. How’s Mike? LESLEY Did you talk to your daughter? RIGGAN No. 10/29/14 / 27. (CONTINUED)
  30. 30. LESLEY He’s great. LAURA (To Lesley. Matter-of- factly.) Honey, your tits look like fucking anjou pears in that top! LESLEY (Uncomfortable.) Okay, well I'm gonna-- Thank you. She walks away. LAURA And that ass. Like two eggs in a hanky! A10 A10 Riggan walks, Laura follows him. LAURA Okay, I was going to tell you this over dinner, but everything-- I have some news too. RIGGAN Good or bad? Cause right now-- A technician walks by. LAURA (Whispering.) I missed my last two periods. (Beat.) I think it's happening this time. Riggan stops. Silent. A beat. LAURA (CONT'D) Is that good or bad? (He stares at her.) Riggan...? RIGGAN It's good. It's great. She smiles, her eyes filled with emotion. Riggan smiles back, and nods absently. LAURA Say something else... 10/29/14 / 28. (CONTINUED)
  31. 31. RIGGAN (Joking.) You're pretty sure it's mine? LAURA (Unamused but plays along) Well, let's see. There's you. Jake. That masseuse wore a condom so... Yes, it's yours... idiot. She puts her head on Riggan's chest. We see his mind racing. Laura is moved, and confused. LAURA (CONT'D) Are you excited? RIGGAN Yeah. LAURA Me too. Laura moves slightly away from him and suddenly slaps him across the face. Riggan looks at her, confused. RIGGAN What--? LAURA You're not funny. She kisses him intensely on the lips and briefly places his hand on her belly, then moves it up to her breasts. After a moment, she backs away. LAURA (CONT'D) First preview tomorrow. Here we go! Laura turns and walks away. Riggan continues down the corridor. He passes by a Security Guard· in front of a small TV. The camera becomes Riggan’s POV and advances until... INT. BACKSTAGE - THEATER - EVENING11 11 ...we go through the stage door. We scan the backstage area to see the stagehands ready to do their jobs. We can feel the electricity of a first preview. On stage part of the kitchen set from before is visible. Annie stands at her podium, calling the cues for the show. ANNIE (Into her headset.) Cue 34 and 35. Go. 10/29/14 / 29. (CONTINUED)
  32. 32. She turns and looks directly into the camera. ANNIE (CONT'D) Places. RIGGAN (O.S.) Okay. Riggan walks on screen wearing his costume, carrying a bucket of ice and a bottle of gin. He goes to the opposite side of the stage and takes his place in the wings. He peeks out at the audience who seem to be watching with interest. Then we pan to the stage to find Mike, Lesley and Laura performing the scene we saw at the beginning, around the table. Mike looks comfortable, sipping at his drink. A half empty bottle of gin on the table. MIKE The maniac shot himself right in front of us. I rode with him in the ambulance to the hospital. LESLEY I’ll never get that image out of my head. Right before he did it, his eyes-- they were so sad... lonely. LAURA Did you have to treat him? MIKE I didn’t have to. But I did. (Pouring another drink.) He was in bad shape. His head swelled up to like twice the size of a normal head. I'd never seen anything like it. And I swear to God, I hope I never do again. Riggan stands near Annie. RIGGAN He’s good. ANNIE He’s incredible. I think he's drinking real gin. Riggan looks out at Mike, who is refilling his glass. RIGGAN What? 10/29/14 / 30. (CONTINUED)
  33. 33. A stagehand gives Riggan a bottle. Riggan watches and waits for his cue. MIKE Ask Nick what real love is. He’ll agree with me. You watch. LESLEY Why don’t we just head to the restaurant? LAURA Don’t get him started, Mel. You haven’t seen how he’s been lately. He’s been depressed. I’m worried about him. He’s been-- She gently pushes Riggan and we follow him on stage... INT. STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS12 12 ...where Mike goes to refill his glass with the last of the real gin. Riggan snatches the bottle out of his hands and gulps the rest, straight from the bottle. RIGGAN Been what? (Beat.) I'll tell you what real love is. This happened a few months ago. (Drops bottle on table) And it ought to make us ashamed when we talk like we know what we're talking about when we talk about love. LAURA Nick, for God's sake. Are you getting drunk? RIGGAN (Pointed at Mike.) I don't have to be drunk to say what I think. MIKE Nobody’s drunk. We’re just having a few drinks. LESLEY You’ve had more than a few. RIGGAN What are you, counting? 10/29/14 / 31. (CONTINUED)
  34. 34. LAURA Don't you talk to her like that. Don’t talk like a drunk if you’re not-- RIGGAN (Exploding.) Shut up. For once in your life. Will you do me a favor and shut up for a minute? (Beat.) Like I was saying... There's this old couple, had a car wreck out on the interstate. Some drunk kid plowed his dad's pick up into their camper. We begin to hear the underscoring of violins. RIGGAN (CONT'D) Fucking teenager. By the time I got to the hospital, the kid was dead. He was off in a corner laid out on a gurney. We took the old couple up to the O.R.. They were a mess. We worked like hell on them for most of the night... Over the speech, Mike reaches for the new bottle that Riggan placed on stage. He refills his glass. RIGGAN (CONT'D) When we were done, we wrapped them in full body casts. The husband was depressed. Even when I told him his wife was gonna pull through, he was still depressed. So, I got up to his mouth hole and asked him, and he told me it was because he couldn't see her through the eye holes. Can you imagine? I’m telling you, the man's heart was breaking because he couldn't turn his goddamn head and see his goddamn wife. Riggan is doing a good job. Lesley and Laura are genuinely moved. Mike notices. He sips his drink. RIGGAN (CONT'D) I mean... It was killing him. Killing him that he-- MIKE I'm tired of this shit. They all look at Mike. In silence. 10/29/14 / 32. (CONTINUED)
  35. 35. MIKE (CONT’D) (to Riggan) What the fuck is this? Water? He hurls the glass against the wall. Some laughter from the audience. Riggan stares at him, confused. He presses on. RIGGAN It was killing the old bastard... MIKE Did you just give me water? RIGGAN Come on, Mike. MIKE Come on what? RIGGAN Take it easy. You're drunk. MIKE Of course I'm drunk! I'm supposed to be drunk! This is Carver, man! The guy lost a piece of liver every time he wrote a page! If I’m supposed to drink gin then bring me fuckin gin! I mean, you fucked the time period! You took all the good lines for yourself! At least let me-- The audience is now hysterical. Dozens of cell phones pointing at the stage. Mike walks toward the apron, facing the audience. MIKE (CONT’D) Oh, okay. Seriously? You people are pathetic. Put the cell phones down and join the real world! Will somebody please just live in the real world?!! He crosses to the refrigerator. LAURA Where's he going? LESLEY (Firmly.) Mike, cut it out. Mike rummages through the fridge. 10/29/14 / 33. (CONTINUED)
  36. 36. MIKE Look at this. It’s all fake. (Tossing items out of the fridge.) The milk is fake. The butter is fake. Riggan storms off the stage. MIKE (CONT’D) (To Riggan.) Your performance is fake. (He finds some fried chicken.) Hey! There's chicken. Real chicken. The only thing real up here is the chicken. So I'm gonna stick with the chicken. The audience laughs harder. MIKE (O.S.) (CONT’D) Hey, this is good bird, man! Riggan charges through the chaos backstage running into a panicked Annie. RIGGAN Get Mike out of here. ANNIE How do you want me to do that? Riggan keeps walking up to... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS13 13 ...the hallway. Jake chases him. RIGGAN I want him gone. JAKE No. RIGGAN What? JAKE We can't do that. RIGGAN What are you-- Of course we can do that. It's our show. 10/29/14 / 34. (CONTINUED)
  37. 37. JAKE Riggan, listen to me-- Riggan comes to a halt and faces Jake. RIGGAN No. You listen to me. Get him the fuck out of my play. Did you see him out there? JAKE It was a preview! Nobody gives a shit about previews. Nothing matters until that old bat from the New York Times is sitting in that audience on opening night. RIGGAN We're getting rid of him. I’m not going to stand up on that stage and-- JAKE Shut up! Just shut up for once and listen to me. As soon as we announced he was taking over, the advance doubled. We can't afford to lose a preview. We can't afford to lose money. We can't afford to lose Mike. This is about being respected, validated, remember? That's what you told me. That's how you got me into this shit. Now, you're the director. Get him under control. (A beat. As a friend.) These are not the nineties anymore. Jake storms away. Riggan heads toward his dressing room. Out of nowhere, Mike barrels into him, pinning him against a wall. RIGGAN (Startled.) Holy Fuck! Mike presses up against Riggan, breathing down his neck. After a painful silence... MIKE (Like he's possessed.) You were good... RIGGAN Meet me in front of the theater in 10 minutes. Mike chuckles and slaps Riggan gently on the face before he disappears into his dressing room. Riggan begins walking again. We follow him into... 10/29/14 / 35.
  38. 38. INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS14 14 ...his dressing room. He goes into the bathroom and quickly washes his face. SYLVIA (O.S.) What the hell was going on up there? We pan over to see his ex-wife Sylvia (43), standing in one corner, staring at Riggan. She is elegant and simply beautiful. RIGGAN I didn't know you were here tonight. SYLVIA That guy's an asshole, huh? Riggan dries his hands with a towel and comes out of the bathroom. RIGGAN What are you doing here? SYLVIA Sam and I are going to grab a bite after she's finished with-- RIGGAN No, I mean here. Now. SYLVIA Well. I know how much this means to you, so-- RIGGAN I appreciate that. A beat. SYLVIA So, how's it going? RIGGAN The play? SYLVIA No, you and Sam. RIGGAN It's good. (A beat.) It’s the same. SYLVIA Do you talk to her? 10/29/14 / 36. (CONTINUED)
  39. 39. RIGGAN We talk. We-- I don't know, it's been crazy around here. SYLVIA You understand where her head is at right now. RIGGAN Of course. SYLVIA She's trying to stay away from everything and everyone that got her into rehab in the first place, but... RIGGAN ...I know, Sylvia... SYLVIA ...But that's all she had. So she's-- RIGGAN I really do get it. SYLVIA I know you're caught up in all this stuff, but-- RIGGAN Stuff... SYLVIA You know what I mean. (Beat.) Riggan... You don't have to be a great father right now, you just have to be one. RIGGAN Yeah. Suddenly, Laura opens the door and sticks her head in. LAURA (Noticing Sylvia.) Oh, sorry. She closes the door. Awkward silence. SYLVIA So how is that going? Is she and Sam--? RIGGAN I don’t wanna talk about it. 10/29/14 / 37. (CONTINUED)
  40. 40. He goes to a small fridge, takes out a beer and closes it. SYLVIA You're drinking? RIGGAN I'm having a beer. SYLVIA Okay... He sits and sips in silence for a moment. Then he begins to take out the wig. RIGGAN So, what's going on with you? SYLVIA Me? Nothing. Everything's the same I guess. I'm going back to teaching. RIGGAN I’m thinking about refinancing the Malibu house. SYLVIA Wh-- I’m sorry? RIGGAN I’m thinking about-- SYLVIA No, I heard you. I just need a second to-- (A beat.) That's gonna be Sam's house. Why would you-- (A beat.) What? For this play? RIGGAN (Honest and vulnerable.) I need the money. SYLVIA Do you have any idea how crazy that sounds? RIGGAN What do you want me to say? My health lasted longer than the money... Go figure that out. Riggan seems pensive and lost. SYLVIA Riggan... (Beat.) What’s going on?... Look at me. 10/29/14 / 38. (CONTINUED)
  41. 41. Riggan gently looks up to Sylvia. RIGGAN I have a chance to do something right. And I have to take it. I have to. SYLVIA It’s funny. I was sitting here waiting for you, and all of a sudden I couldn’t remember why we broke up. Silence. Then, as if he hasn’t heard what she said. RIGGAN The last time I flew here from LA, George Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me. With those cuff links, and that... chin. We ended up flying through this really bad storm. The plane started to rattle and shake, and everyone on board was crying... and praying. And I just sat there-- Sat there thinking that when Sam opened that paper it was going to be Clooney's face on the front page. Not mine. (A beat.) Did you know that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day as Michael Jackson? She smiles sadly. She kisses him on the head and goes to the door. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Why did we break up? SYLVIA (Looks him in the eye.) You threw a kitchen knife at me... Riggan is smacked by that memory. His eyes on the floor. SYLVIA (CONT’D) ...and one hour later you were telling me how much you loved me. (Beat.) Just because I didn't like that ridiculous comedy you did with Goldie Hawn didn't mean I did not love you. But that's what you always do. You confuse love with admiration. She smiles sadly. He looks at her. As Sylvia opens the door, she turns back to Riggan... 10/29/14 / 39. (CONTINUED)
  42. 42. SYLVIA (CONT'D) It's your house, so do what you want with it. Just make sure you're there for our daughter. RIGGAN I will. SYLVIA You're not Farrah Fawcett, Riggan. She exits. Painful silence... until... BIRDMAN (V.O.) We should have done that reality show they offered us. "The Thomsons." That would’ve been good. Crazy, druggy, wise ass daughter. Milfy wife with the perky tits. People would have watched that. RIGGAN (To the poster.) Shut up. Riggan stands up and grabs his jacket. He opens the door and goes out to... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS15 15 ...the hallway. BIRDMAN (V.O.) Where are we goin'? RIGGAN (Almost whispering.) Leave me alone. Riggan walks between crew members. Annie interrupts him. ANNIE The sun bed is here. RIGGAN What does that mean? ANNIE It means there's a sun bed out there being delivered to in here. RIGGAN Who ordered a sun bed? 10/29/14 / 40. (CONTINUED)
  43. 43. ANNIE Mike. He says it’s for his character. Carver’s red necks, “people of the land”. Part of his process and that shit. Riggan cannot deal with this right now. He continues walking until he arrives at a metal door that takes him out to... EXT. AN ALLEY WAY - OUTSIDE THE THEATER - CONTINUOUS16 16 ...an alley way. Riggan walks toward the street. There is a man playing drums. Riggan finds Mike leaning against a parked car, dazed and looking up at the marquis... RIGGAN Let’s go. Walk. Riggan begins to walk, Mike follows. MIKE Where are we going? RIGGAN To get you some coffee. Have I done anything to disrespect you? MIKE Not yet. RIGGAN I have a lot riding on this play. MIKE Is that right? RIGGAN People know who I am, and-- MIKE Bullshit. RIGGAN Mike-- MIKE Bullshit. People don’t know you. They know the guy in the bird suit. They know the guy who tells those quaint, slightly vomitous stories on Letterman. RIGGAN Well, I’m sorry for being popular, but that-- 10/29/14 / 41. (CONTINUED)
  44. 44. MIKE (With irony.) Popular? POPULAR?... Oh God, popularity is just the slutty little cousin of prestige. RIGGAN Okay, I don’t even know what that-- MIKE My reputation is riding on this play. And that's... That is... RIGGAN A lot? MIKE A lot. Exactly. Fuck you. Yes. This doesn't work out for you, you get to go home to your studio pals and jump right back into that cultural genocide you guys are perpetrating. “There’s a douchbag born every minute”. That was P.T. Barnum’s premise when he got rich inventing the circus. And you and your pals know nothing’s changed, and whatever toxic shit you make people are still gonna pay to see it. But, after you’re gone, I’ll still be here. I’ll still be making my living on the stage. Baring my soul. Wrestling with emotions, complex emotions. RIGGAN Right. Is that what tonight was about then? (Mocking him.) Wrestling with “complex emotions”? MIKE Tonight was about making it alive. About making it bleed. This isn't the Warner Brothers lot, Riggan. This is the city, and this is how we do things. Mike turns and opens the front door of The Rum House. RIGGAN Where are you going? MIKE They have coffee in here. He walks into the restaurant. Riggan backtracks and we follow him into... 10/29/14 / 42.
  45. 45. INT. RUM HOUSE - CONTINUOUS17 17 ...The Rum House. Mike stands at the bar, the bartender already pouring two whiskeys. MIKE (To bartender.) Thanks, Tommy. Tommy nods and walks away. RIGGAN (Getting back on point.) People were laughing in our faces. MIKE (Handing Riggan a drink.) Tonight they were laughing, tomorrow they'll be... be.. tweeting about us. Fuck ‘em. Who cares??? These are the people who pay half price to watch us rehearse. Stop fucking caring! RIGGAN We’re doing Raymond Carver. This play is a drama. This play is-- MIKE You don’t know what this play is. These are previews. This is where we find out what the play is. Mike points to an Older Woman sitting at the bar. She sips a martini and scribbles in a notebook with a sour expression. MIKE (CONT’D) You see that woman over there? The one that looks like she just licked a homeless guy’s ass? Nothing matters until she writes five hundred words about us in the New York Times. RIGGAN That's... MIKE Tabitha Dickinson. Yes. And, believe it or not, the only thing that matters in theater is whether she likes us or not. She does, we run. She doesn't, we're fucked. RIGGAN (Preoccupied.) She does look like she licked a homeless guy’s ass. 10/29/14 / 43. (CONTINUED)
  46. 46. MIKE Do me a favor, don't get your panties in a twist over a preview, alright? And don't tell me how to do my job. Cause, this is my town. And, to be honest, nobody gives a shit about you around here. LADY (O.S.) You're Riggan Thompson, right? Two fat tourists in "Mamma Mia" t-shirts, with a seven year old kid, approach the table. HUSBAND (Timidly.) We're sorry to interrupt... LADY Would you mind terribly if we got a picture? RIGGAN Of course. It's no trouble at all. The Lady shoves her camera into Mike's hands. LADY (To Mike.) Would you mind? Mike gets up with a blank expression and takes the camera. The Lady pushes the kid into the booth next to Riggan. LADY (CONT’D) (Ordering Mike.) The button right on top there. KID Who is this guy? LADY (To his son.) Come on, Billy. He used to be like Batman. She yanks the kid closer and they squeeze up against Riggan. Mike takes the photo and holds the camera to the lady. LADY (CONT’D) (To Mike) I think you screwed that one up. Take another one. Mike takes another picture. 10/29/14 / 44. (CONTINUED)
  47. 47. LADY (CONT’D) (To Riggan.) God bless you, darlin’. You're very sweet. And handsome! She kisses Riggan hard on the mouth. Then gets up, giddy, and takes her son by the hand. As the couple leaves, husband shoves a five dollar bill into Mike’s hands. HUSBAND We really appreciate it. An agitated Mike takes a sip of whiskey. MIKE Are we good here? Cause I’m gonna go. RIGGAN See you tomorrow. Mike places the dollar under one of the shot glasses and begins to walk away, but then stops and turns curiously. MIKE Why Raymond Carver? You never told me. Riggan looks at Mike for a second, than reaches for his wallet and produces an old cocktail napkin with some writing on it. He slides it to Mike. RIGGAN A long time ago, I did a play back in high school in Michigan. He was in the audience. He sent this backstage after. MIKE "Thank you for an honest performance. Ray Carver." What is this? Riggan looks vulnerable. He is trying to make Mike understand the importance of the napkin, to build a bridge between them. RIGGAN And that's when I knew I was going to be an actor. Mike can't stop himself from smiling. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Why is that funny? MIKE He wrote it on a cocktail napkin. 10/29/14 / 45. (CONTINUED)
  48. 48. RIGGAN So... Mike slides the napkin back to Riggan. MIKE He was drunk. A17 A17 He walks away and we follow him as he passes by the bar next to Tabitha Dickinson, the Critic. TABITHA You headed to Hollywood, Mike? Mike stops. MIKE Hollywood's headed here, Tabby. TABITHA (A devilish smile.) Good luck with that. Mike looks directly into her eyes. MIKE "A man becomes a critic when he can not be an artist, in the same way that a man becomes an informer when he cannot be a soldier." Flaubert, right? He flashes his own devilish smile. She stares back. If she weren't so much older than him, you'd swear there was sexual electricity between them. TABITHA He's a Hollywood clown in a Lycra bird suit. MIKE Yeah. And at 8 o'clock tomorrow, he's gonna get on stage and risk everything. What're you gonna be doing? A standoff. TABITHA Don't you ever worry that I'll give you a bad review? 10/29/14 / 46. (CONTINUED)
  49. 49. MIKE Oh, I'm sure you will. If I ever give a bad performance. (Beat.) Ms. Dickinson. TABITHA Mr. Shiner. Mike smiles and waves over to an obviously nervous Riggan. He goes toward the exit, but we stay with Tabitha, scribbling on her notebook. Suddenly she raises her eyes and, with a dark expression, looks at Riggan who is passing by. We follow Riggan toward the exit. Through the window we see him leave the restaurant. Then we pan to a wooden wall, and this wall takes us to... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - LATER19 19 ...the theater hallway. Riggan walks through the quiet corridor, until he arrives at... INT. GREEN ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS20 20 ...the Green Room. Sam sits listlessly, drawing some lines across a roll of toilet paper. RIGGAN What're you still doing here? SAM (Continues scribbling.) Nothing. I’m-- Nothing. Your costumes are hanging in your room. RIGGAN Great... SAM I got the coconut water you wanted. If you want me to get-- RIGGAN Hey. SAM What? RIGGAN I'm not sure if I said thank you. 10/29/14 / 47. (CONTINUED)
  50. 50. SAM For what? RIGGAN All of it. You've been doing a good job. And I've been... SAM Yeah. RIGGAN So, I just wanted to say that-- (He stops abruptly.) What is that? SAM What...? RIGGAN That smell. SAM I don't-- RIGGAN Look at me. SAM What are you-- RIGGAN Look at me. She does. He examines her eyes, then immediately rises, scouring the room. SAM Dad... RIGGAN (Continuing to search.) You have to be shitting me... Where is it? SAM Could we not do this? Riggan pulls a jar of peanut butter from the trash. RIGGAN What is this? SAM That is chunky peanut butter that happens, by the way, to have Omega-- 10/29/14 / 48. (CONTINUED)
  51. 51. Riggan pulls a stubbed joint out of the jar. RIGGAN This. SAM Oh. That's pot. RIGGAN Sam. SAM Alright, just relax. RIGGAN Relax? What the hell are you doing? SAM Protecting myself from cataracts? RIGGAN You can't do this to me! SAM To you? RIGGAN SHUT UP! You know what I'm talking about. SAM Yeah. You're talking about you. What else is new? RIGGAN Don't try to-- SAM What? Make it about me? I wouldn't dream of it. RIGGAN Listen to me. I'm trying to do something that's important... SAM This is not important. RIGGAN It's important to me! Alright? Maybe not to you, or your cynical playmates whose sole ambition is to end up going viral and who, by the way, will only be remembered as the generation that finally stopped talking to one another. But to me... To me... This is-- God. This is my career, this is my chance 10/29/14 / 49. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  52. 52. to do some work that actually means something. SAM Means something to who? You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume. You're doing a play based on a book that was written 60 years ago, for a thousand rich, old white people whose only real concern is gonna be where they go to have their cake and coffee when it's over. Nobody gives a shit but you. And let's face it, Dad, it's not for the sake of art. It's because you just want to feel relevant again. Well, there's a whole world out there where people fight to be relevant every day. And you act like it doesn't even exist! Things are happening in a place that you willfully ignore, a place that has already forgotten you. I mean who are you? You hate bloggers. You make fun of twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't. It's not important. You're not important. Get used to it. Silence. Riggan seems devastated, and Sam can see that. Sam (CONT'D) Dad... She looks at him sympathetically, but not knowing what to say... exits. After a moment Riggan gets up and heads for the trash can. He digs out the roach, grabs some matches and lights it. Music begins to sound. He inhales deeply and holds the smoke for a few seconds and finally exhales. He coughs, tosses away the joint and heads out of the kitchen. We follow him... INT. HALLWAY - THEATRE - CONTINUOUS21 21 ...as he slowly walks until he disappears into the darkness of the corridor. We keep moving forward until we end up... 10/29/14 / 50. RIGGAN (CONT'D)
  53. 53. INT. BACKSTAGE - THEATRE - EVENINGA21 A21 ...backstage. We are in the middle of the second preview. The music continues, it belongs to the play. Laura is by herself on stage performing the end of a scene. She stands in the middle of a surrealistic forest set, at dusk. There is fog, and trees. A strong, artificial wind blows through Laura’s hair. Desolate music. LAURA (To the audience as soliloquy.) In the days before Nick’s depression really started to eat away at him, he had no idea I was pregnant. And I never intended on telling him. I guess we make choices in life, and we choose to live with them. Or not. I didn’t want that baby... Three dancers on stage pass by in front of Laura. We follow the dancers backstage where we find Mike and Lesley wearing pajamas. LAURA (O.S.) (CONT’D) ...Not because I didn’t love Nick. And not because I didn’t love the-- The idea of it. But because I just wasn’t ready to love myself. There’s a certain distance to it all now. A wistful distance. Underscored by a gentle breeze and the sound of the birds... laughing at the whimsy of it all. A stage hand helps Mike and Lesley into a double bed. The camera slips under the covers with them and stays there. MIKE (Whispering.) Hey, Les... LESLEY (Whispering.) What? MIKE I'm hard. LESLEY No, you're not. It's just that sometimes you don't consider other people's feelings. MIKE No. I'm hard. Feel. 10/29/14 / 51. (CONTINUED)
  54. 54. LESLEY Oh, you gotta be kidding. The stage begins to revolve as we hear... INT. STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS22 22 ...music through the transition. It remains dark. MIKE Let's really do this. Let's fuck. LESLEY Are you crazy? No. Mike rolls on top of Lesley. LESLEY (CONT'D) Cut it out... Mike continues to maneuver himself. LESLEY (CONT'D) I'm serious, Mike. Stop! MIKE I'm Mel. Not Mike. Mel. A knock on a door. RIGGAN (O.S.) Terri! Terri! A furious Lesley tries to reposition herself under Mike. RIGGAN (O.S.) (CONT'D) Terri! I know you're in there! The knocking gets louder. RIGGAN (O.S.) (CONT'D) Terri??? Mike, lost in his libido, has begun to have sex with Lesley. The camera comes out from under the covers and pans to Riggan who stumbles into what is now the Motel Room set. He wears a mustache and a long wig, that makes him look like a wild man. He holds a gun in his right hand. A neon "Motel" sign is illuminated. A clever effect of falling rain is visible behind the set, accompanied by the appropriate sound effect. Riggan is wet because of the "rain". Lesley uses Riggan's entrance to escape from Mike. 10/29/14 / 52. (CONTINUED)
  55. 55. LESLEY Ed! Mike hops out of bed, unaware of the very noticeable erection protruding underneath his pajama bottoms. Some laughter from the audience. LESLEY (CONT'D) What are you doing here? Lesley doesn't understand the audience response, until she notices the erection herself. RIGGAN (To Lesley.) Why? I need you to tell me why. I lived for you. I worshipped you... MIKE Listen Ed, I know this is hard but-- More laughter. Riggan is disturbed, but he continues... RIGGAN (to Mike) Fuck you. Shut up. Fuck you. He shoves Mike violently to the floor. LESLEY Eddie! Please! Riggan points the gun at Mike's head. RIGGAN What's wrong with me? Why do I end up having to beg people to love me? LESLEY Ed. Eddie. Please... Give me the gun. She begins to cry. Her performance is beautiful. LESLEY (CONT'D) Just look at me. I was drowning. I was not capable of-- You deserve to be loved. You do. RIGGAN I just wanted to be what you wanted. (Beat.) Now I spend every fucking minute praying to be someone else. Someone I'm not. Anyone... 10/29/14 / 53. (CONTINUED)
  56. 56. MIKE Put down the gun, Ed. She just doesn't love you anymore. The audience is silent. RIGGAN (A sad smile.) You don't, do you? LESLEY (With sympathy.) No... RIGGAN And you never will... LESLEY I'm sorry. RIGGAN (A revelation.) I don't exist. I'm not even here. I don't exist. None of this matters. Riggan points the gun at Lesley. Then at Mike. Finally, he puts the gun to his own head and pulls the trigger. PUM! And with the explosion, a fake blood mechanism splatters brains onto the stage. Riggan drops to the floor. A blackout. The audience applauds politely. The curtain falls. We follow Riggan off stage and into... INT. BACKSTAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS23 23 ...the wings, where Annie immediately helps him remove the bloody and wet wig with the propeller mechanism. Laura waits next to them for their bows. Meanwhile, a stage hand crosses behind them, and we follow him as he goes on stage to... INT. STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS24 24 ...reposition some scenery for the curtain call. The camera carries us to the other side of the stage, where Mike and Lesley are in a heated exchange... MIKE Just, keep your voice down... LESLEY (Furious.) You have to be shitting me. You can't get it up in six months... 10/29/14 / 54. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  57. 57. (She starts hitting him.) ...and now you try to fuck me in front of eight hundred strangers??? MIKE What do you want from me? I have to feel it. You know that. I told you that from the-- LESLEY Oh, fuck you... Music begins and the curtain rises. The audience applauds as Lesley and Mike stride onto the stage and take their bows, smiles plastered on their faces. MIKE ...I was in the moment... LESLEY I told you to stop. You fucking animal. MIKE But... You were incredible. LESLEY What is wrong with you? Lesley starts back for the wings, and Mike follows her. In the background we see Riggan and Laura enter from the other side to take their bows. MIKE Listen I’m sorry, alright, I-- LESLEY I want your shit out of the apartment. They go back on stage and join Riggan and Laura for the company bow. MIKE Can we-- LESLEY No we can't. Maybe up here you’re Mr. Truth, Mike. But in the real world, where it counts, you're a fraud. How's that for truth? You... dick. Lesley storms off, leaving Mike and a confused Riggan on stage. Laura chases her off and straight into... 10/29/14 / 55. LESLEY (CONT'D)
  58. 58. INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS25 25 ...the hallway. LAURA What's going on? LESLEY He's an asshole. LAURA What did he do now? LESLEY Oh, nothing. He just tried to fuck me in front of a full house. LAURA Oh, my God... LESLEY Right? LAURA That’s kind of hot. She follows Lesley into... INT. LESLEY AND LAURA'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS26 26 ...the dressing room and closes the door. Lesley proceeds to smash everything on her dressing table. Then she looks in the mirror holding a hairbrush. LESLEY Why don't I have any self-respect? LAURA You're an actress, honey. Lesley begins to cry. Laura hugs her. LESLEY I’m pathetic. You know, I’ve dreamt of being a Broadway actress since I was a little kid. And now I’m here. And I’m not a Broadway actress. I’m still just a little kid. And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it. LAURA (Hiding how moved she is.) Hey. You made it. 10/29/14 / 56. (CONTINUED)
  59. 59. LESLEY I did? LAURA Sadly, it was with Mike Shiner, on a fake motel bed, in front of-- LESLEY (A little laugh.) Shut. Up. Riggan steps into the doorway and sees Laura hugging Lesley. RIGGAN Is she okay? LAURA She's gonna be fine. Riggan enters gingerly and walks up to Lesley. RIGGAN None of this is your fault. (Into her eyes.) You're beautiful. And talented. And I'm lucky to have you. Okay? LESLEY Okay. RIGGAN Okay. Riggan leaves the room. Laura leans on the makeup table. LESLEY That was very sweet. LAURA Yeah. Laura is suddenly teary. LESLEY What's wrong? A beat. LAURA (Smiling.) Nothing. Two years, he's never said anything like that to me. 10/29/14 / 57. (CONTINUED)
  60. 60. LESLEY (Into her eyes.) Hey. You're smart. And beautiful. And talented. And I'm lucky to have you. Okay? LAURA We’re gross. LESLEY We are. Laura smiles and caresses Lesley’s hand. They look at each other. Then Laura leans forward, close to Lesley’s face... LESLEY (CONT’D) (Nervous.) What are you doing? LAURA Nothing. Laura kisses Lesley tenderly on the lips. Lesley seems confused. A few seconds of silence. Then... LESLEY Do it again. Laura kisses her again. A knock at the door. They separate. Mike opens the door holding the prop gun. MIKE (To Lesley.) Can we talk about this like two-- Lesley hurls the hair brush at his head. LESLEY FUCK YOU!!! MIKE Okay, well, you're not ready. Mike points the prop gun at her, pretends to fire and... MIKE (CONT’D) That was hot. He exits the room. We follow him... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS27 27 ...down the hallway up to Riggan's dressing room. Riggan sits at his table, picking the brains out of his hair. 10/29/14 / 58. (CONTINUED)
  61. 61. MIKE (Holding the gun.) Your gun is ridiculous. It looks like a plastic toy. And it still has the red plug in the barrel. (Shows the plug.) You look like a seven year old when you’re holding it. I'm not threatened by it at all. He tosses the gun onto Riggan's table. MIKE (CONT’D) Have some self respect and get a new one. (Takes a step then turns.) That was a fun crowd, huh? We follow Mike to... INT. STAIRS - THEATER - CONTINUOUS28 28 ...the stairs. He climbs them as he lights a cigarette. He goes through a metal door that takes him out onto... EXT. ROOFTOP - THEATER - CONTINUOUS29 29 ...a rooftop. The Marquis' of the other theaters glowing with the street lamps, a classic Broadway view. Mike is surprised to find Sam sitting on the cornice of the building, a good fifty feet above 45th street. He goes next to her, looking down at the street. MIKE I don't think it's high enough. Sam turns to him, uncomfortable by his presence. SAM Me neither. MIKE So, what are you doing up here? SAM (Hesitant.) Adrenaline. Just came out of rehab. Closest I get to a drug. MIKE You were in rehab? 10/29/14 / 59. (CONTINUED)
  62. 62. SAM (Distant.) Yeah. MIKE Cool. SAM It wasn't all Dr. Drew or anything, but that dude from American Pie was there. A VOICE (From the street below.) Juuump! SAM (Calling down.) Eat me! A VOICE Okay. Jump on my face! SAM (To Mike.) I love this city. MIKE Yeah. SAM (Casually.) Why do you act like a dick all the time? Do you just do it to antagonize people? MIKE Maybe... Sam turns and faces Mike. SAM You really don't give a shit if people like you or not... MIKE Not really. SAM (More comfortable.) God, that's cool. MIKE Is it...? Mike leans on the railing, looking down at the street. For a moment, he is somewhere else... 10/29/14 / 60. (CONTINUED)
  63. 63. SAM Hey. (Mike doesn't respond. She pushes him.) Hey... MIKE What? SAM Let's play a game. MIKE A game? SAM Yeah. MIKE What are you, eight? SAM What are you, seventy-eight? Truth or dare...? MIKE You gotta be-- SAM Truth or dare? He looks at her, intrigued. MIKE Truth. SAM The first time we met, you made a comment about my ass. Why'd you do it? MIKE Because you have a great ass, and I noticed it. So, I said it. (A beat.) Truth or dare? SAM Dare. MIKE Really... SAM Uh-huh. 10/29/14 / 61. (CONTINUED)
  64. 64. A moment of tension. MIKE (Looking at the street.) There’s a bald guy about to walk by down there. Spit on his head. SAM No! MIKE You said dare. SAM Truth. MIKE Too late. She stares into Mike's eyes, knowing she's being tested. She leans over the railing and spits down toward the street. SAM Happy? MAN (O.C.) (From the street) Fuck you! Sam laughs. Mike smiles at her carefree laugh. It could be the first time we've seen a genuine smile from him. SAM Truth or dare? MIKE Truth. SAM You're boring. MIKE Truth. She stares him down. SAM (Nervous, pretending.) Do you want to fool around with me? A pause. MIKE No. 10/29/14 / 62. (CONTINUED)
  65. 65. SAM (Taken aback.) Really? Why not? MIKE That's a second question. SAM It's a second part. A pause. MIKE I'd be afraid I couldn't get it up. Impressed with his honesty. SAM That didn't seem to be a problem for you on stage. MIKE Nothing’s a problem for me on stage. SAM I wanna ask another question... MIKE You just asked-- SAM One more. MIKE Go 'head. SAM If you weren't afraid. What would you want to do to me? He carefully considers it, then moves his face close to hers. MIKE I would want to pull the eyes out of your head... SAM ...That's sweet... MIKE ...And stick them in my skull, and then look out at this street and see it the way I saw it when I was your age. 10/29/14 / 63. (CONTINUED)
  66. 66. Mike turns and stares out at the street once more. Sam stares at the mystery that is Mike. SAM G'night, Mike. She walks away and into the building, never looking back. A29 A29 Mike stares out into the night. We move to his POV. The street. Night turns to day. Pedestrians begin to walk below. B29 B29 We crawl down the wall until we arrive at Riggan's dressing room window. We push in to find... INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - DAY30 30 ...Riggan siting with his feet on the window frame, staring at a manila envelope in his hands that reads... "R, MALIBU REFINANCE DOCS. SIGN AND SEND ASAP. J." Riggan sighs and props the letter up against the mirror. With a soft knock, Laura enters. She stands in the doorway with an odd expression on her face. RIGGAN What now? Laura lays the Arts section of the New York Times down in front of Riggan. LAURA Don't kill the messenger. Riggan picks up the paper. His expression immediately changes. Laura watches him sympathetically. LAURA (CONT'D) He's an asshole. Now we see the cover of the Arts section. There is a picture of Mike lounging on a black sofa, his bare feet on a table as he sips a glass of wine. The Title of the article reads... "CARVING OUT HIS PLACE IN THEATER HISTORY. Shiner says Raymond Carver is the reason he became an actor." Riggan involuntarily squeezes the paper as he reads on, filling with rage. BIRDMAN (V.O.) He’s fooling you. 10/29/14 / 64. (CONTINUED)
  67. 67. RIGGAN Shut up. LAURA (Confused.) I didn't say anything. RIGGAN Fuck. This is it? (He passes a few pages.) This can't be it. LAURA Page twelve. Riggan searches desperately for page twelve. When he gets there, he finds a huge ad of the new Toyota Camry that almost fills the entire page, and down in the left corner a tiny press release with the title: "From Birdman to Carver: An aging Action Hero Grasps for His Youth." RIGGAN (Reading.) "Riggan Thompson, better known as the face of the Birdman films, tries not to lay an egg on Broadway..." (Flipping pages.) Where's the rest of it? LAURA There is no rest of it. RIGGAN They didn’t use the photo I sent them. LAURA What photo? RIGGAN The one you liked. The one you said I look like a young Jack Nicholson. LAURA (She lights a candle.) Don't worry about it. Someone'll be using that to pick up dog shit tomorrow. RIGGAN How can you be so calm about this? LAURA What are my other choices? 10/29/14 / 65. (CONTINUED)
  68. 68. RIGGAN Aren't you scared at all? LAURA About what? RIGGAN About being humiliated out there. LAURA It won't be the first time I've been humiliated. RIGGAN I bet it won't. Laura looks at him with fire in her eyes. LAURA You're an asshole. She charges to the door and is about to leave when she turns back to Riggan... LAURA (CONT'D) By the way... I'm not pregnant. So there's one thing you don’t have to worry about. She leaves, slamming the door behind her. Riggan remains still. Mike seems to be smirking at him right through the cover of the Arts section... BIRDMAN (V.O.) That pretentious, little, theater fuck is stealing your thunder. Riggan charges out of the room and into... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS31 31 ...the hallway. He walks to Mike's dressing room, finds the door half opened and enters... INT. MIKE'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS32 32 ...discovering Mike lying in a sun bed. His arm is sticking out of it, holding on to a copy of Borges's 'Labyrinths'. Riggan yanks the sun bed open. Mike is asleep, wearing tiny sun goggles. Riggan slams the lid down on him. 10/29/14 / 66. (CONTINUED)
  69. 69. MIKE What the fuck is going on! RIGGAN Get up! MIKE Back away. RIGGAN Get up. Riggan slaps Mike on the arm. MIKE Ow, fuck that hurts! RIGGAN So, Carver is the reason you became an actor? MIKE What? RIGGAN This is my play! I did the work. I raised the money. I arrange the press. MIKE They called me for an interview. I said-- I don't know, I said the first thing that came to mind. Jesus, we got the cover of the Arts section! RIGGAN You said the first-- Fuck the Arts section. The first thing that came to mind? Right. Cause that's you. Mr. Natural. Mr. Fuck the scene, just stare at my massive hard-on. Because that's the truth of the moment. MIKE You think it looked massive? RIGGAN Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You don't get hard on my stage unless I tell you to. MIKE Your stage? This stage belonged to a lot of great actor's, pal. But you are not one of them. Mike storms out of the room. Riggan follows him into... 10/29/14 / 67.
  70. 70. INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS33 33 ...the hallway. He slaps Mike on his sun burned back. RIGGAN So, you wrote your own lines? He slaps him again. MIKE Ow. Fuck. Yes I did. RIGGAN You changed a few words, and mumbled a little, you self absorbed prick. MIKE Look who's talking... RIGGAN Let me tell you something, you spiteful nobody piece of shit. MIKE Nobody? My hard-on has already fifty thousand views on youtube. RIGGAN Fifty thousand views? A cat playing with a dildo has more than that. MIKE I don't care. RIGGAN Yes you do. (Beat.) Everybody says: "Mike is so honest". (Smacks him.) "So truthful". (Smacks him again.) MIKE (Like a child.) Ouch. Fuuuuuck. Cut the shit! Riggan corners Mike against the wall. RIGGAN You said in the interview that your father was a drunk, like Carver. Is that true Mike? Is it really true? Riggan stares intensely into Mike's eyes. Mike looks away. 10/29/14 / 68. (CONTINUED)
  71. 71. RIGGAN (CONT'D) Because my father was. My father was a mean fucking drunk. Beat the shit out of us. But we were okay with the beatings. You know why? Because at least when he was beating us, he wasn't thinking about taking us out to his tool shed... Mike's expression changes. RIGGAN (CONT'D) That sonofabitch would smile and say, "Do you want to kneel down and unbuckle my belt? Or do you want me to take it off and use it?" I learned how to make myself numb. But my sister-- (Holding back tears.) My little sister... Riggan can't go on. Mike is horrified. MIKE Jesus, Riggan. I'm really sorry. I didn't-- That's fucking horrible... RIGGAN (Crazy smile.) Yeah. It's also not true. See? (Cracking up.) I can pretend too, you little dick! Riggan shoves Mike violently. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Don't fuck with me, Mike. MIKE You're crazy... RIGGAN You have no idea what I'm capable of. You understand me? Riggan pulls the paper out of his back pocket. RIGGAN (CONT'D) Working with Riggan Thomson is like waltzing with a monkey? He smacks Mike in the head with the paper and begins to jump in front of him, ready to fight. RIGGAN (CONT'D) Let’s go. Put your hands up. 10/29/14 / 69. (CONTINUED)
  72. 72. MIKE (Tauntingly.) Don't you want to go put on your tights and your-- Riggan punches him on the face. Mike needs a few seconds to understand what has just happened. Then they begin to wrestle in the hallway. Mike breaks free from the headlock. MIKE (CONT’D) What are you gonna do? You gonna get rid of me? Huh? What do you think my friend Tabitha is going to write in the Times after you get rid of me? Riggan stares at Mike, paralyzed by the truth. Finally, he turns and marches to his dressing room, and we follow him... INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS34 34 ...Riggan slams the door shut and paces in a rage. He glares at a make-up box on the table and, points his finger at it, and sends it flying across the room. BIRDMAN (V.O.) You are lame, Riggan. Rolling around with that third rate actor in an 800 seat shithole like this. RIGGAN (Whispering.) Breathing in, I feel my rage. Breathing out, I embrace my mental formations. BIRDMAN (V.O.) You're going to let that poncey theater fuck threaten you? Riggan continues breathing deeply with his eyes tightly closed. He smiles a tiny artificial smile. RIGGAN (Whispering.) Breathing in, I am calm. Breathing out, I ignore my mental formations. This is a mental formation. This is a mental form-- BIRDMAN (V.O.) Stop that shit. I am not a mental formation. I am "you", asshole. Riggan looks down at the poster on the floor. 10/29/14 / 70. (CONTINUED)
  73. 73. RIGGAN (Whispering.) Leave me alone. BIRDMAN (V.O.) You were a movie star, remember? Pretentious, but happy... Riggan opens his eyes, slowly. A sad expression on his face. RIGGAN I was not happy. BIRDMAN ...Ignorant but charming. Now you are a tiny bitter cocksucker. RIGGAN Shut up! Stop whining! I was miserable! BIRDMAN (V.O.) Yeah. But fake miserable. Hollywood miserable. Riggan points his fingers at a lamp and sends it flying. BIRDMAN (V.O.) What are you trying to prove? Huh? That you’re an artist? You’re not. RIGGAN Fuck you! Riggan points his fingers at a chair and sends it flying. BIRDMAN (V.O.) Fuck you, coward! And fuck those critics that made you quit. Our franchise grossed billions worldwi-- RIGGAN And billions of flies eat shit everyday! So what? Does that make it good? (Beat.) And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but that was 1992! Look at me! (He takes off his shirt.) This is what's left! (Grabbing his neck.) This! (Grabbing his chest.) This! (Totally exploding.) I'm fucking disappearing! I'm the answer to a fucking trivial pursuit question. Riggan sits down, exhausted. 10/29/14 / 71. (CONTINUED)
  74. 74. RIGGAN (CONT'D) What part of that don't you get? You're fucking dead. BIRDMAN (V.O.) We are not dead. We’re-- RIGGAN Stop saying 'we'! There is no 'we'. I am not you. I'm Riggan fucking Thomson. BIRDMAN (V.O.) No. You're Birdman. Because without me, all that's left is "you". A sad, selfish, mediocre actor, grasping-- Riggan points his finger and sends the poster flying, spearing it on a coat rack, piercing Birdman right through the heart. Finally, silence. Until... BIRDMAN (V.O.) What the hell did you do that for? I liked that poster. A confused Riggan looks over to the wall, where the lamp on the floor is creating a shadow of his figure. Only in the shadow, it appears as if Riggan is wearing the Birdman costume. Stunned, Riggan slowly lifts one arm and in the shadow we see a wing. BIRDMAN (V.O.) It's always 'we' brother. The television turns on by itself, playing an episode of the original Birdman cartoon. Riggan points his fingers at the tv and sends it hurling at the shadow. Then he proceeds to destroy everything in his room with his telekinetic powers. We slowly pan to see that, behind Riggan, Jake stands on the other side of the half-opened door. We push in on Jake, watching in shock. The camera turns and becomes Jake's POV... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS35 35 ...and now, from his view, we see Riggan yelling at the shadow. RIGGAN Fuck you! Fuck you! He picks up a chair and throws it down. He then picks up the newspaper from the floor and tossing it all around. And now we understand that he is not using telepathy. He has been using only his hands. Completely mad. As Riggan turns to pick up something else, he spots Jake on the other side of the door. He immediately calms himself and walks over. 10/29/14 / 72. (CONTINUED)
  75. 75. RIGGAN (CONT'D) What's up? JAKE Um... Well. Two hours to curtain. Why don’t you rest a little bit? RIGGAN Yeah. Sure. JAKE Last preview, buddy. We’re almost there. RIGGAN Okay. JAKE How ya doin? RIGGAN Good. Great. JAKE Good. That's good. (A beat.) The, uh, money came through. I just have to transfer it to the account. RIGGAN Oh, that's terrific... JAKE Okay. Well, I'm gonna do that. (He stares at Riggan who seems about to collapse.) You know I’m proud of you, right? This took balls. And you did it. Riggan nods. An exhausted sadness in his eyes. RIGGAN I can’t do this anymore, Jake. JAKE What? RIGGAN I think I’m gonna cancel the preview. I’m exhausted. JAKE It’s a joke, right? (He forces a laugh.) Good one, Riggan. 10/29/14 / 73. (CONTINUED)
  76. 76. RIGGAN I’m starting to believe that this is not for me. The applause is... lukewarm. I think they’re laughing at me. JAKE What are you--? Listen. There’s a three block line of people waiting to see you. We are sold out. It’s a full house. RIGGAN Really? JAKE Yes. And the French embassador is coming. And the prince of Saudi Arabia, with one of his wives. And... I wasn’t going to tell you this, but-- Martin Scorsese. He’s casting for his new film. But don’t tell anyone, okay? This is between you and me. RIGGAN Okay. I’ll be ready. Riggan smiles. He has forgotten about his existential doubts. A worried Jake closes the door. He walks a few steps and finds Laura and Lesley. They’ve been listening to his conversation with Riggan. LESLEY How is he? JAKE He’ll be okay. LESLEY Poor creature. LAURA Is it true? Scorsese? JAKE Yes. And the new Pope too. (Beat.) They both understand. LAURA You’re an asshole, Jake. JAKE I’m the one keeping this boat afloat. 10/29/14 / 74. (CONTINUED)
  77. 77. LESLEY So there is no line of people out there? JAKE I don’t know. Now go and get ready. That’s your job. (He begins to walk.) I’ll better invest in a taco truck, or a strip joint near the airport. Laura leaves. We follow Lesley up to Riggan’s dressing room. She knocks on the door. Nothing. Silence. She half-opens the door and, from behind her, we see Riggan examining his right hand. He has blood falling from the palm to the wrist. LESLEY Are you okay? RIGGAN (Smiles.) Yeah, I-- This is nothing. Shaving. He cleans his hand against his trousers. LESLEY I just want to say I'm sorry. RIGGAN For what? LESLEY I knew what Mike was capable of, and I brought him in, anyway. RIGGAN You did good. Lesley nods. A beat. LESLEY Tomorrow's my first opening night on Broadway. RIGGAN Mine too. LESLEY And I want you to know that, whatever happens, I'll always be grateful to you for that. RIGGAN Me too. It’s going to be great. Full house. 10/29/14 / 75. (CONTINUED)
  78. 78. She looks at him with tender eyes. Then we follow her along the corridor until she passes by Mike’s dressing room. Mike half-opens the door and sees Lesley walking by. He has a black eye. He waits for Lesley to be completely gone, and then he comes out of his dressing room and we follow him up the stairs to... EXT. ROOFTOP - THEATER - DUSK38 38 ...the rooftop. He finds Sam standing on the cornice, looking at the street. MIKE For fuck's sake, just jump already. Sam stares out, a smile creeping over her face. SAM How did you know I'd be up here? MIKE I didn't. I was just hoping. Silence. Mike walks up next to her and stares out as well. SAM Where's Lesley? MIKE Moving on. SAM Smart girl... MIKE I appreciate that. A beat. SAM Ready for the last preview? (Noticing his black eye.) Who did that to you? Mike smiles. No answer. SAM (CONT’D) Could have been anybody, I guess. (After a beat.) I’m sort of hoping it was Lesley. He barely says no, smiling, and lights a cigarette. She understands. 10/29/14 / 76. (CONTINUED)
  79. 79. SAM (CONT’D) Oh, don’t tell me... Silence. MIKE What's the worst thing he ever did to you? Sam is surprised by the question. She thinks for a moment. SAM He was never around, so... MIKE That was--? SAM No. That was-- Who gives a shit. It was the way he tried to make up for it by constantly trying to convince me I was special. (A beat.) What about you? MIKE My dad? SAM Yeah. MIKE He pretended I was his son. She stares him down. Silence. SAM So, what happens now? MIKE I have no idea... SAM Yeah... A beat. MIKE He was right, though. SAM About what? MIKE About your being special. You’re hanging around here trying to make yourself 10/29/14 / 77. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  80. 80. invisible behind that fragile little fuck up routine. But you can’t. You’re anything but invisible. You’re big. And you’re sort of this really great mess, a candle burning at both ends, and no amount of booze or pills is gonna hide that. Sam tosses Mike’s cigarette over the balcony, and kisses him. He leans into the kiss. MAN'S VOICE (From below.) Jesus Fuck! She suddenly pulls away. SAM It's a good thing you're an actor and not a writer cause that little speech was just like, Oprah... Hallmark... R. Kelly bad. She kisses him lightly one more time and then walks away. When she gets to the door she stops and leans on the frame. SAM (CONT’D) Truth or dare? MIKE Truth. SAM No. MIKE Truth. SAM No. Truth or dare? The slightest smile as she exits through the door, and after a short pause, Mike follows... INT. HALLWAYS - THEATRE - CONTINUOUS39 39 ...along a darkened hallway. They reach a tiny wooden door and Sam leads the way through it. MIKE Do you have any idea where you're going? SAM Absolutely not. 10/29/14 / 78. MIKE (CONT'D) (CONTINUED)
  81. 81. She continues on until she gets to... INT. ABOVE STAGE - THEATER - CONTINUOUS40 40 ...the "grid" above stage where the lights are located. We can see, below us, the empty seats of the auditorium and the kitchen set. MIKE What now...? Mike reaches up to kiss her. She stops him. SAM How do you do it? MIKE What? SAM How do you go out there and pretend to be someone else in front of all those people? MIKE I don't pretend. Not out there. Just about every place else, but never out there. SAM Good to know. They stare at one another... MIKE What are we doing here? SAM What do you mean? MIKE I mean, what are we doing here? She moves in. SAM Adrenaline... They kiss. The camera begins to drift down toward the stage... RIGGAN (O.S.) Fucking teenager. As the camera continues down from the grid, we discover an auditorium full of people staring at the actors on stage. 10/29/14 / 79. (CONTINUED)
  82. 82. RIGGAN (O.S) (CONT’D) By the time I got to the hospital, the kid was dead. He was off in a corner laid out on a gurney. We took the old couple up to the O.R.. They were a mess. We worked like hell on them for most of the night... We pan along the auditorium back to the stage to find Riggan, Mike, Lesley and Laura in the kitchen. RIGGAN (CONT'D) When we were done, we wrapped them in full body casts. The husband was depressed. Even when I told him his wife was gonna pull through, he was still depressed. So, I got up to his mouth hole and asked him, and he told me it was because he couldn't see her through the eye holes. Can you imagine? I’m telling you, the man's heart was breaking because he couldn't turn his goddamn head and see his goddamn wife. LESLEY (In genuine tears.) That's terrible. (Beat.) Perfect. And terrible. She is crushed. Laura holds Lesley, trying to control her own emotion. RIGGAN (Taking this in.) Yeah. So I guess what we have to ask ourselves is... What do we talk about when we talk about love? The lights go to a blackout and the audience applauds as some scene change music plays. As we follow Riggan off stage, the lights are turned on again, but now they have an orange mood. Lesley is the only one on stage, doing a monologue. LESLEY Mel and I have been together five years, been married for four. But it was Ed who taught me something no one else could... He taught me what it felt like to really feel loved. And the terrible thing is that if something happened to Mel or myself, if something happened to either one of us tomorrow, I think the other one would grieve for a while, you know, but then would go 10/29/14 / 80. (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  83. 83. out and love again, have someone else soon enough. All this-- All of this love we’re talking about... it would just be a memory. Maybe not even a memory. Am I wrong? I mean, I don’t know anything. And I’m the first one to admit it. A Dresser waits in the wings to help Riggan with his change. DRESSER That was amazing! Riggan looks proud. Things are finally going well. He undresses to his underwear and puts on a robe and his moccasins, as the stage begins to revolve. Laura, in costume, walks up beside him. Over the following dialogue, the kitchen gives way to the extravagant garden set we saw before. LAURA (A bit distant.) It's actually going well. RIGGAN Yeah. (A beat.) Hey. I think we have to talk. LAURA (Sad smile.) No. We don't. Riggan nods. RIGGAN Right. (Beat.) We will eventually, though, ‘cause that’s the only way I get to say I’m sorry. I really am. Silence. LAURA We could've made good parents. RIGGAN Horrible. We would've been just-- LAURA Awful. Would have raised, like... RIGGAN ...a serial killer... LAURA ...or Justin Bieber. (She smiles at him.) 10/29/14 / 81. LESLEY (CONT'D) (MORE) (CONTINUED)
  84. 84. I'm not really the housewife type anyway. I thought I could be a mom. My body seems to disagree. The lights come up and Laura walks onto the stage. LAURA (CONT’D) (Back to him.) You were right. This was fun. Riggan watches her go, but something else grabs his attention. We pan across the stage to see Sam and Mike on the other side. They talk and laugh. Sam kisses Mike softly. Mike playfully grabs her ass. We pan back to Riggan. His expression morphs from broken- hearted to rage. He marches over to a stage hand. RIGGAN You have a cigarette? The stage hand holds out a pack, Riggan takes one. STAGE HAND You need a light? Riggan snatches the lighter and storms out through the hallway, and out the back door of the theater to... EXT. AN ALLEY WAY - OUTSIDE THE THEATER - CONTINUOUS41 41 ...the alley. Down at the end, we can see the tourists making their way about the streets. Riggan lights the cigarette and leans back against the stage door trying to calm himself. RIGGAN Breathing in, I calm myself. Breathing out, I ease myself. But this is New York City. A fluorescent light buzzes above his head. Taxis honk their horns. The sound of pedestrians yelling at one another. All fueling his agitation. Riggan checks his watch. He pulls one last drag from the cigarette before he tosses it, and turns to head back in, only to realize the door has locked. He tries to pull it open to no avail. He begins to knock loudly on the door. There is no response. He knocks louder. Nothing. He is turning to walk away when he realizes that his robe is caught in the door. He checks his watch again and now is beginning to panic. He tries to tear at the robe but the terry cloth is too strong for him to rip. Frantically, he looks around for an answer. No answer. No time. He pulls the robe off of him 10/29/14 / 82. LAURA (CONT'D) (CONTINUED)
  85. 85. and, wearing only his underwear and moccasins, he charges down the alley way toward... EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS42 42 ...the street. Now, rushing down the block in his underwear. A tourist spots him. TOURIST Hey, aren't you...? RIGGAN I'm sorry. I can't really-- TOURIST Riggan Thompson! Holy Shit! Let me get an autograph. Riggan marches on as a few more people begin to notice. The Tourist runs in front of him, forcing him to stop. TOURIST (CONT'D) Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Let me have an autograph. The man produces a pen and a magazine from his pocket. More people begin to gather... MAN ON STREET Birdman! Seeing no other way out, Riggan signs the autograph. TOURIST Dude! You fuckin' rock! Directly in front of him stand a lady and her two kids. LADY Can we take one picture? RIGGAN Are you kidding me? KID #1 Why is he naked? LADY One picture... KID #2 I can see his weenie. 10/29/14 / 83. (CONTINUED)
  86. 86. Riggan tries to get past them, but a crowd has formed. A swarm of cell phones begin to glow like fireflies. LADY (To her kids.) Get next to him! RIGGAN Give me a fucking break, lady. The kids run up next to him. Even more people crowding around. Riggan puts up his middle finger, just as the Lady takes the shot. He shoves the kids aside and moves on. WOMAN ON STREET He looks so old in person. MAN ON STREET (From across the street.) You suck! RIGGAN Fuck you! Riggan pushes through the crowd to get to the lobby. The people begin to chant. Dozens of cell phones recording him. CROWD Bird-man! Bird-man! Bird-man! Riggan pushes his way through to the lobby doors... INT. LOBBY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS43 43 ...to be stopped by the vision of Ralph in a wheelchair. His head wrapped in a bandage. A man in a suit next to him. RIGGAN Jesus Christ! What're you doing here? RALPH Waiting for Jake. This is Mr. Roth, my attorney. Riggan continues walking toward the auditorium. Ralph and Mr. Roth follow him. MR. ROTH We're pursuing financial remuneration for the injuries Mr. Pinkus suffered while rehearsing your-- RIGGAN I have a play to do. 10/29/14 / 84. (CONTINUED)
  87. 87. RALPH I'm going to ruin you! Riggan storms toward the auditorium, but is stopped by an old Usher. OLD USHER I'm sorry sir, you're going to have-- Riggan shoves the old lady aside and enters... INT. AUDITORIUM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS44 44 ...the theater. Riggan stands in the back among the audience. He sees the "rain" falling on the stage. The "Motel" sign is lit. Mike and Lesley are in bed, for the motel scene, waiting for the knock on the door. With nothing else to do, Riggan yells his line from the back of the auditorium... RIGGAN Knock knock knock! Terri! Terri! The audience turns to see Riggan standing in his underwear. They begin to murmur and laugh and point at him. Riggan marches down the aisle. He looks haggard and covered with perspiration. Lesley and Mike, confused, come out of bed. LESLEY Ed! What are you doing here? RIGGAN Why? I need you to tell me why. I lived for you-- I worshipped you... MIKE Listen Ed, I know this is hard but-- RIGGAN Fuck you. Shut up. Fuck you. Giggles from the audience. Riggan turns threateningly and points to an audience member on the aisle who is giggling at him. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Shut up! The guy stops smiling. The audience goes silent. Riggan arrives at the apron of the stage. Annie from the wings slides the gun towards him. Riggan grabs it and points it at Mike. 10/29/14 / 85. (CONTINUED)
  88. 88. LESLEY Eddie! Please! Riggan climbs onto the stage. Exhausted. He goes to Mike and, with a last effort, pushes him lamely. RIGGAN What's wrong with me? Why do I end up having to beg people to love me? LESLEY Ed. Eddie. Please... Give me the gun. We pan to the wings where Jake is staring in disbelief. His cellphone begins to vibrate, and he answers. JAKE Yeah. (A beat.) What?... No no no no no no no. Wait there. I'm coming out in-- He walks toward the hallway and we follow him... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS45 45 ...through the corridor. JAKE No. Wait. Wait for me. I'll be there in a second. (Beat.) What is that, a threat? (Beat.) What wheelchair? (Beat.) Wait. Don't hang up. Mr. Roth, we can discuss-- Hello?... Hello?... He goes out one of the exits and we are left with the silence of the empty hallway. After a few seconds, the sound of the gunshot from the scene echoes through the theater. The audience applauds. The camera starts to move forward. A few seconds later Riggan takes over the POV with his bloody long wig and the fake gun. We follow up to... INT. RIGGAN'S DRESSING ROOM - THEATER - CONTINUOUS46 46 ...his dressing room. He puts on a robe. He walks to his refrigerator without acknowledging Sam who is sitting on the couch, scribbling her dashes on the toilet paper once again. Riggan takes out a plastic container of bologna and a jar of mustard. He sits in front of his dressing table, peels open the bologna and opens the jar of mustard. Slice by slice, he dips the bologna in the mustard and shoves it into his mouth. SAM Dad...? 10/29/14 / 86. (CONTINUED)
  89. 89. RIGGAN (Looking up.) Hey. How ya doin'? SAM Are you okay? RIGGAN Why? SAM I don't know. You seem-- RIGGAN (Eating.) I'm good. This is good. (Holding out a piece.) You want some? SAM I'm good. RIGGAN Great. Great. He continues to eat. She tries to fill the odd silence. SAM So. Opening night, tomorrow. RIGGAN Yeah. SAM That's exciting, huh? RIGGAN Yeah. Well... I don't know. The previews have been a train wreck. We haven't been able to get through a performance without a raging fire... or a raging hard-on. I'm not really sleeping, you know, at all. And I'm pretty much broke. Oh, and also, this play feels like a miniature, deformed version of myself that keeps following me around, hitting me in the balls with a tiny hammer. (Beat.) Sorry, what was your question? SAM (Looking through phone.) Never mind... Tonight wasn't bad. It was weird. But that's sort of cool. People seemed to like it. 10/29/14 / 87. (CONTINUED)
  90. 90. Silence. Riggan notices the toilet paper. RIGGAN What are you doing? Some homework? SAM No. I don't-- When I was in rehab, they made us do this. RIGGAN Really... SAM Yeah. These dashes, represent the six billion years the planet has existed. Each dash represents 100 years. She unravels the roll and we see that there are thousands of black marks running along the toilet paper. She takes the last two panels and tears them off. SAM (CONT'D) And this... (Hands them to him.) ...is supposed to represent the entire time us humans have been here. One hundred and fifty thousand years. That's it. (Beat.) I guess they were trying to remind us that that's what all our egos and self- obsession are worth. Riggan stares at the paper, and then at Sam. RIGGAN (Casually.) I was a shitty father, wasn't I? SAM No. You were a-- (She stops herself.) You were fine. He stops chewing and stares out. RIGGAN Fine... You're right. I am just "fine". Adorably mediocre. He smiles to her sadly, and then he wipes the mustard from his face with the piece of toilet paper. SAM Dad! RIGGAN What? 10/29/14 / 88. (CONTINUED)
  91. 91. Sam looks at the ruined toilet paper in his hands. RIGGAN (CONT'D) Oh... Shit. I'm sorry. SAM (Smiling.) It's okay. You just destroyed the entire human race in one blow. Riggan looks at her with the saddest of expressions. SAM (CONT’D) Dad. (She hesitates.) Do you know you’re becoming a trending topic? RIGGAN Really? What does that mean? Sam searches for something on her iPhone and then hands it to Riggan. Riggan looks at the phone and sees a hand-held video of himself in the streets in his underwear. SAM 350,000 views in less than an hour. Believe it or not, this is power. Riggan looks at more footage, seemingly confused. After a moment, the phone vibrates and the video is interrupted by a text message, which reads “Truth or Dare?” RIGGAN It’s for you. She grabs the phone and looks at the screen. Then at her father. Riggan is staring at her. She looks down. RIGGAN (CONT’D) Go ahead... SAM (Hesitant.) Are you...? RIGGAN Go. A sympathetic smile. An understanding. Sam exits. Riggan stares into the mirror absently. His eyes locked on his reflection trying to find himself in the image. Then he spots a vase with dying roses, the same roses he flung to the ground previously. 10/29/14 / 89. (CONTINUED)
  92. 92. He gets up and goes into the bathroom. He pulls off the long wig and the mustache. He washes his face. Then he opens a small bottle and uses the liquid to scrub his goatee. The dark dye begins to run out, leaving only white hair. For the first time we see that Riggan has a white beard. He puts on new clothes and comes out of the bathroom. He grabs a beige raincoat and heads out of the dressing room and into... INT. HALLWAY - THEATER - CONTINUOUS47 47 ...the hallway. As he passes by Mike’s door he can hear Sam and Mike. They’re trying to be as quiet as possible, but we can hear them flirting and laughing. He pauses for a moment but continues on. After a few seconds, his phone vibrates. He looks at it. A text from Jake reads: “Have you seen this??? Awesome!!!” He clicks the attachment and sees the, now infamous, video of his underwear escapade in the street. We zoom in until the image fills the screen, when we finally pull away, we discover that... INT. RUM HOUSE - LATER48 48 ...Riggan's video is being played now in a television in the bar. We see the MTV logo on the bottom of the screen and a video caption that reads: “Birdman goes viral, 930.000 views and counting”. The camera pans to find Riggan sitting at the bar, drunk. He is one of the few customers. He polishes off his drink. RIGGAN Let me have another one. BARTENDER You got it. The bartender pours another whiskey for Riggan. A waiter steps up to the bar. The bartender points to a martini. BARTENDER (CONT'D) (To the waiter.) That's going over to Ms. Dickinson. Riggan's head tilts at the mention of the name. He looks over to see Tabitha sitting at a table, scratching in her notebook. RIGGAN (Hands the waiter a bill.) I got it. She's a friend of mine. 10/29/14 / 90. (CONTINUED)
  93. 93. The waiter pockets the money and gives Riggan the drink. He walks it over to Tabitha and places it down in front of her. Not looking up, she pulls the drink closer and takes a sip. Riggan sits down across from her. She looks up and immediately recognizes him. He takes out the Carver cocktail napkin and pushes it in front of her. She looks at him, and then down to the napkin. She reads it in silence. RIGGAN (CONT'D) (Re: The napkin.) That was twenty years before I put on that damned costume. A pause. Then she pushes the napkin back toward him. TABITHA I don't care. RIGGAN I'm just saying, when you come tomorrow night, I want you-- TABITHA It doesn’t matter. RIGGAN What are you-- TABITHA I'm going to destroy your play. RIGGAN You haven't even seen it. I don't-- Did I do something to offend you? TABITHA As a matter of fact you did. You took up space in a theater which otherwise might have been used on something worthwhile. RIGGAN But you don't even know if it's-- TABITHA That’s true. I haven't read a word of it, or even seen a preview, but after the opening tomorrow I'm going to turn in the worst review anybody has ever read. And I'm going to close your play. Would you like to know why? Because I hate you. And everyone you represent. Entitled. Spoiled. Selfish. Children. Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared to even attempt real art. Handing each other awards for cartoons and 10/29/14 / 91. (MORE) (CONTINUED)

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