This talk expresses my love and intrigue of APIs, demonstrating where I've found platforms and APIs in real life, music and things like wiffleball. I also riff on APIs with my wife (safe for work) and a bonus API-ification of the Delorean. One of my favorite presentations, I've given this talk at GeekyByNature (NYC, 3.31.2011) and at NSWG (Newburyport, 9.29.11). Comments and feedback welcome at @chuckstar or chuckstar.com/blog.