Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!  Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could  nail a...
Drink:  Beer  Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink:  Blender Drinks  Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want ...
Drink:  Mixed Drinks  Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,  has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wa...
Drink:  Wine (does not include Breezers)  Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: ...
Drink:  Shots  Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach:...
Drink:  Tequila  No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.                                   
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----  The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:            
Domestic Beer:  He's poor and wants to  get laid
Imported Beer:  He likes good beer and wants to  get laid.
Wine:  He is hoping that the wine will give him a  sophisticated image to help him  get laid.
Whiskey:  He doesn't give a damn about anything but  getting laid.
Tequila:  He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.                                        
Breezers:  He's gay
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  1. 1. Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: q.t
  2. 2. Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
  3. 3. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.                          
  4. 4. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink........................                               
  5. 5. Drink: Wine (does not include Breezers) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: Breezers Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target.                           
  6. 6. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!                                   
  7. 7. Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.                                   
  8. 8. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:            
  9. 9. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid
  10. 10. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
  11. 11. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
  12. 12. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
  13. 13. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.                                       
  14. 14. Breezers: He's gay

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