My Wife


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I made this for my Wife at luch last week. She cried...... Got the effect I wanted.

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My Wife

  1. 1. The Woman My Wife When God created My Wife Vicky he was working late on the 6th day An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ? She is to be a partner to a man of ignorance and blindness.
  2. 2. <ul><li>“ She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”. She must indure My child Charlie’s nonsence. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>The angel was impressed. </li></ul><ul><li>“ Just two hands....impossible!“ </li></ul><ul><li>And this is the standard model?! </li></ul><ul><li>“ Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her“. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>“ I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”. And Charlie Needs her. He is a lost soul with out her. </li></ul><ul><li>“ She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day” Chasing that man’s copy around there home. </li></ul><ul><li>The angel came nearer and touched Charlies Wife. </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>“ But you have made her so soft, Lord” “She is soft&quot;, said the Lord, because Charlie need’s that “But I have also made her strong, becasue he is an over bearing creation. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome. “ </li></ul><ul><li>“ Can she think?&quot; the angel asked.   </li></ul><ul><li>The Lord answered: </li></ul><ul><li>“ Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate. And she will have too. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>The angel touched the womans cheek.... </li></ul><ul><li>“ Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”  </li></ul><ul><li>“ She is not’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel. Charlie is acting up again. </li></ul><ul><li>“ What’s it for?&quot; asked the angel. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>And the Lord said: </li></ul><ul><li>“ Tears are her way of expressing grief, over her love for this man, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride. You know I made that man stronger then most. He will try her every emotion. </li></ul><ul><li>This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius. </li></ul><ul><li>You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!&quot; </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>Indeed she is! </li></ul><ul><li>Vicky Ann has strengths that amazes All Men. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. </li></ul><ul><li>She holds happiness, love and opinions. </li></ul><ul><li>She smiles when feeling like screaming. </li></ul><ul><li>She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>She fights for what she belives in. </li></ul><ul><li>Stand up against injustice, and that bully of a husband I cursed her with. </li></ul><ul><li>She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. </li></ul><ul><li>Her love is unconditional. He dosnt deserve her. But he is my child as well and I see his heart. </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>She cries when her two children are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. </li></ul><ul><li>She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. </li></ul><ul><li>But she finds the strength to get on with life. </li></ul><ul><li>She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart. </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>There is only one thing wrong with her </li></ul>She forgets what she is worth...
  13. 13. <ul><li>Remember. All of Vickys Friends I send this too. I too love her. Very Much. </li></ul><ul><li>Charlie Mankin </li></ul><ul><li>Oh, and by the way. God has blessed me with a strong, beautiful, vibrante women, Your Friend and Mother, Vicky Ann Mankin </li></ul>