CANT beat an Indian!! (聰明的印度人！ )[中文由老編西歪翻譯]American boy and Indian Boy entered a chocolate store. As theywere busy looking, the American Boy stole 3 chocolate bars. As theyleft the store, the American Boy said to the Indian Boy: "Man Im thebest thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You cant beatthat."美國小孩和印度小孩走進一家巧克力店。他們到處尋找，美國小孩走了3 條巧克力棒。他們離開商店後，美國小孩向印度小孩說：「嘿朋友！我是最棒的小偷，我偷了 3 條巧克力，沒有讓人發現。你是比不過的。」Indian Boy replied: "You want to see something better? Lets go backto the shop and Ill show you real stealing."
印度小孩答道：「你想瞧瞧更棒的事嗎？我們回到店裡去，我會讓你知道什麼才是真正的偷竊。」So they went to the counter and the Indian Boy said to theshopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic?"The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."因此他們回到櫃檯，印度小孩向店主說：「你想看魔術嗎？」店主回答說：「想呀！」The Indian Boy said: "Give me one chocolate bar."The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Indian Boy askedfor a second bar, and he ate that as well.He asked for the third, and finished that one too.印度小孩說：「給我一條巧克力棒。」店主給了他一條，他把它吃了。印度小孩要了第二條，他又吃掉了。要了第三條也吃完了。The shopkeeper asked: "But wheres the magic?"店主問：「魔術在哪兒？」The Indian Boy replied: "Check in my friends pocket, and youll findall three bars of chocolate."印度小孩答道：「檢查一下我朋友的口袋，你會發現三條巧克力棒都在那裡。」You just CANT beat an Indian!!你真的被印度人打敗了！
[註] 本文章取材自下列網頁，中文由老編西歪翻譯。Note: This article is derived from the following website, the Chinesetranslation by changcy0326.http://www.indizoom.com/2013/02/Joke-Indian-Boy-American-Boy.html#axzz2LG8hCuJN