SEEKING A BANKfor the end of the World                    BY COMPLEXSEARCH.COM
Apparently, we’reon the edge of afiscal cliff
Is my bank fiscal cliff proof? How could this get worse?
Mayan prophecy says the world is due to end December 21, 2012
You are so screwed
Before you assemble your army for the apocalypse…
Let’s assume banks survive
Don’t put me backunder the mattress
Grab your hot zombie girlfriend and get to the bank
But choosing a bank isn’t easy
83% of consumers sayit’s important to readonline reviews beforechoosing a bank
So Kick your cat off the computer & read user reviews
Overall grade of poor, customerscomplain about everything from unfair   charges to reduced credit limits
Customer reviewshighlight terribleservice and totallack of flexibility
Consistently bad marks on customer service,accuracy and unfair fees -And former national city customers have not been happ...
Please letonline banks be better
An overall grade of fair,many five star reviewsfor great interest rates& first class service
Mostly five star and one star reviews claiming thebest banking experience ever or bait and switch—                   who i...
Practice some deep breathing exercises…
The good news isthere are plenty ofbanks and one is sureto be right for you
The bad news is your hot zombie girlfriend   left you for a younger guy—Bummer
You’re on your own with the zombies, but we     can help you find the right bank
SEEKING A BANKfor the end of the World?             Click here for more info@CaraPosey          By cara posey for complexs...
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The end of the world is coming? We're headed for a fiscal cliff? Complexsearch.com will help you choose the right bank to protect your money...even if we can't help you your zombie girlfriend. Enjoy this humorous presentation and visit Complexsearch.com for more information to help you choose a bank that doesn't suck.

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  1. SEEKING A BANKfor the end of the World BY COMPLEXSEARCH.COM
  2. Apparently, we’reon the edge of afiscal cliff
  3. Is my bank fiscal cliff proof? How could this get worse?
  4. Mayan prophecy says the world is due to end December 21, 2012
  5. You are so screwed
  6. Before you assemble your army for the apocalypse…
  7. Let’s assume banks survive
  8. Don’t put me backunder the mattress
  9. Grab your hot zombie girlfriend and get to the bank
  10. But choosing a bank isn’t easy
  11. 83% of consumers sayit’s important to readonline reviews beforechoosing a bank
  12. So Kick your cat off the computer & read user reviews
  13. Overall grade of poor, customerscomplain about everything from unfair charges to reduced credit limits
  14. Customer reviewshighlight terribleservice and totallack of flexibility
  15. Consistently bad marks on customer service,accuracy and unfair fees -And former national city customers have not been happy with the migration
  16. Please letonline banks be better
  17. An overall grade of fair,many five star reviewsfor great interest rates& first class service
  18. Mostly five star and one star reviews claiming thebest banking experience ever or bait and switch— who is right?
  19. Practice some deep breathing exercises…
  20. The good news isthere are plenty ofbanks and one is sureto be right for you
  21. The bad news is your hot zombie girlfriend left you for a younger guy—Bummer
  22. You’re on your own with the zombies, but we can help you find the right bank
  23. SEEKING A BANKfor the end of the World? Click here for more info@CaraPosey By cara posey for complexsearch.com

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