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10 FUNNY
to liven up your
next presentation
2
“ GET YOUR FACTS
FIRST, THEN YOU
CAN DISTORT THEM
AS YOU PLEASE.”Mark Twain
3
Don Marquis
“PROCRASTINATION
IS THE ART OF
KEEPING UP WITH
YESTERDAY.”
4
“ I LOVE DEADLINES. I
LIKE THE
WHOOSHING SOUND
THEY MAKE AS THEY
FLY BY.”
Douglas Adams
5
“ AN IDEA ISN’T
RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE PEOPLE WHO
BELIEVE IN IT.”Don Marquis
6
“ THERE
CANNOT BE
A CRISIS
NEXT
WEEK.
MY
SCHEDULE
IS ALREADY
FULL.”
Henry Kissinger
7
“ ALL
GENERALIZA
TIONS ARE
FALSE,
INCLUDING
THIS ONE.”
Mark Twain
8
“ I DON'T WANT
YES-MEN
AROUND ME.
I WANT
EVERYONE
TO TELL THE
TRUTH, EVEN
IF IT COSTS
THEM THEIR
JOBS.”
Samuel Goldwyn
9
“ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE
TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF
DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”Anonymous
10
“ IF I HAD
ASKED
PEOPLE
WHAT THEY
WANTED,
THEY
WOULD
HAVE SAID
FASTER
HORSES.”Henry Ford
11
“ BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY.
IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE,
YOU AREN’T.” Margaret Thatcher
12
NEED MORE
PRESENTATION
HELP?www.exaltus.ca/presentation-
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10 Funny Quotes for your Next Presentation

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10 Funny Quotes for your Next Presentation

  1. 1. 1 10 FUNNY to liven up your next presentation
  2. 2. 2 “ GET YOUR FACTS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN DISTORT THEM AS YOU PLEASE.”Mark Twain
  3. 3. 3 Don Marquis “PROCRASTINATION IS THE ART OF KEEPING UP WITH YESTERDAY.”
  4. 4. 4 “ I LOVE DEADLINES. I LIKE THE WHOOSHING SOUND THEY MAKE AS THEY FLY BY.” Douglas Adams
  5. 5. 5 “ AN IDEA ISN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN IT.”Don Marquis
  6. 6. 6 “ THERE CANNOT BE A CRISIS NEXT WEEK. MY SCHEDULE IS ALREADY FULL.” Henry Kissinger
  7. 7. 7 “ ALL GENERALIZA TIONS ARE FALSE, INCLUDING THIS ONE.” Mark Twain
  8. 8. 8 “ I DON'T WANT YES-MEN AROUND ME. I WANT EVERYONE TO TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN IF IT COSTS THEM THEIR JOBS.” Samuel Goldwyn
  9. 9. 9 “ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”Anonymous
  10. 10. 10 “ IF I HAD ASKED PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANTED, THEY WOULD HAVE SAID FASTER HORSES.”Henry Ford
  11. 11. 11 “ BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY. IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU AREN’T.” Margaret Thatcher
  12. 12. 12 NEED MORE PRESENTATION HELP?www.exaltus.ca/presentation- design/

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