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  1. 1. Narration paragraph Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Once upon a time, on a cold winter‟s day, a Queen sat and made clothes for her baby. She wanted to have a little girl. „My little girl will be very beautiful. She will have skin as white as snow, hair as black as trees in winter, and cheeks as red as blood, thought the Queen. The little girl was born. She was beautiful and the Queen called her Snow White. But, when the Princess was two years old, the Queen was very ill and died. After a few years, Snow White‟s father, the King, married again. The new Queen thought that she was the most beautiful woman in the country. Every day she stood infront of her magic mirror and asked:“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the most beautiful of all?” The mirror always answered: “You are, Queen.”But one day, when she asked this question, the mirror said that Snow White was more beautiful thanthe Queen. The Queen was jealous. She told a huntsman to take Snow White into the forest and kill her.But the huntsman couldn‟t do it. He told Snow White to run away. So she ran to the dwarfs‟ house. Shelived there with seven little dwarfs, and they were kind to her. Every morning the dwarfs went out towork. They told her, ”Be careful, Snow White. The Queen is a very dangerous woman. She must notknow that you are here. Don‟t leave the house and don‟t open the door to anyone.” One day the Queen asked her magic mirror who was the most beautiful woman of all. Itsaid,”Snow White is more beautiful than you.” The Queen was angry. The Queen dressed as an oldwoman and went to the dwarfs‟ house with a basket of ribbons. She tied the ribbons very tightly andSnow White fell to the floor. In the evening the dwarfs found Snow White and quickly untied theribbons. The Queen asked the mirror who was the most beautiful of all. The mirror answered that SnowWhite was still alive. She was angry again, so the Queen dressed as another old woman and took abasket of poisoned combs to the dwarfshouse. She stuck a poisoned comb into Snow White‟s head andshe fell to the floor. In the evening the dwarfs found Snow White. They quickly took the comb out of
  2. 2. her head. The Queen asked the mirror who was the most beautiful of all. She was very angry. She wentback to the dwarfs house dressed as a farmer‟s wife with a poisoned apple.She gave Snow White half of the apple. It was the poisoned half, and, when Snow White put the applein her mouth, she fell to the floor. That evening the dwarfs could not wake her. They thought that shewas dead. They put her in a glass box and took her to the mountain. One day a Prince saw Snow White and fell in love with her. The dwarfs began to carry the boxdown the mountain, but it fell and the piece of apple came out of Snow White‟s mouth.The Prince and Snow White were married. The jealous Queen ran away. In time, Snow White and thePrince had seven children. And they all lived happily ever after.Disney,walt.2001.Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs.Bandung:Gramedia
  3. 3. Process analysis paragraph HOW TO INSTALL WINDOWS 7 THROUGH USB Windows 7 installation is not very difficult, all you need is just a DVD-ROM and an installationdisc. However, if your DVD-ROM is out of order or you don‟t have one then you can install Windows7 through a USB drive. When you‟ll install Windows 7 from a USB drive, it will take less timecompare to DVD-ROM. Installation Process, the method is very easy but your motherboard mustsupport USB Boot feature to make use of the bootable USB drive. The steps for installing from USB,first plug-in your USB flash drive to USB port and move all the contents from USB drive to a safelocation on your system. Second, Open Command Prompt with administrative rights. Use any of the below methods toopen Command Prompt with administrative rights. Type cmd in Start menu search box and hit Ctrl+Shift+ Enter. Then type DISKPART and hit enter and then type LIST DISK command. Next, type allthe below commands one by one. Here I assume that your disk drive no is “Disk 1”.If you have Disk 2as your USB flash drive then use Disk 2. Refer to the above step to confirm it. Commands you need totype and execute one by one: select disk 1, clean, create partition primary, select partition 1, active,format FS=NTFS, assign, and exit. After that insert your Windows7 DVD into the optical drive andcheck the drive letter of the DVD drive. In this article we assume that your DVD drive letter is “D” andUSB drive letter is “H” (open my computer to know about it). Then,type this command now incommand prompt:D:CD BOOT and hit enter. Where “D” is your DVD drive letter. CD BOOT. Next, type BOOTSECT.EXE/NT60 at command prompt to update the USB drive withBOOTMGR compatible code.Then Copy your Windows 7 DVD contents to the USB flash drive.Finally Your USB drive is ready to boot and install Windows 7. Only thing you need to change theboot priority at the BIOS to USB from the HDD or CD ROM drive.Srivastava,Ankit.(2009). How to install Windows 7 through USB.[online].available at: [10 may 2010]
  4. 4. Classification paragraph Types of E-mail As more and more people take advantage of e-mailing, three categories of e-mail have emerged.One category of e-mail is junk mail. When most people sign on to their computers, they are greetedwith a flood of get-rich-quick schemes, invitations to pornographic websites, and ads for a variety ofunwanted products. E-mail users quickly become good at hitting the “delete” button to get rid of thisgarbage. The second category that clogs most people‟s electronic mailbox is forwarded mail, most ofwhich also get deleted without being read. The third and best category of e-mail is genuine personale-mail from genuine personal friends. Getting such real, thoughtful e-mail can almost make-up for theirritation of the other two categories.Source :Langan, J. 2002. English Skills with Readings. New York: McGraw HillExposition paragraph IBD (Inflammatory bowel disease) A disease that causes chronic gastrological disorders, IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease), isenvisioned in a spectrum of severities. Cats can vomit heavily, and suffer from continuous diarrhea.Reasons for the disease are yet unknown. Bacterial infections, gastrological irritation, lack of vitaminsare often quoted as factors contributing to the development of the disease. Veterinarians, treating IBDin cats, usually prescribe medicine and advice on the dietary management as well as make surgicalchoices. If untreated, IBD, can be fatal for cats. Research - conducted mostly by pet owners - showsthat a cat‟s diet can be critical. Further research will include inspection of several vaccines. So far,grain-free, raw meat diet has already proved to be largely beneficial.Source:Setiawan, Arif. 2009. IBD (Inflammatory Bowel Disease).(online)Available at:[11
  5. 5. May 2010] Persuasion paragraph Drunk Driving by Zachary Hutton People convicted of drunk driving should lose their licenses for one year. People who know that driving drunk can bring forth consequences suchas death should be stopped, and losing a license for one year would not only be in the best interest for thatindividual, but also for the lives of those who could have been touchedin the wrong way. First, eventhough it is the right of the American people to do as we wish, we must still pay consequences for thethings we do wrong. To some driving is a privilege, for not all people are able to drive. On the other hand,some people think that driving is a right and abuse the privilege by racing, driving recklessly, or bydriving drunk. Everyone who drives must take a test and pass it before he or she is given a license;therefore, by getting a license, the operator understands that driving drunk is not tolerated. It isunderstandable that going out and having some fun by consuming alcohol and partying can relieve stress,but not having good sense beforehand and not knowing "when to say when" is just plain stupid. When Idrink alcoholic beverages I am responsible, and I want everyone to be safe. Not letting someone driveyou home could be the worst mistake you may ever make. Having a young son, it would hurt me deeplyto know that he was killed by someone who could have had some common sense about drinking anddriving. Stopping someone for drunk driving then suspending his or her license for one year may have anaffect on the individual. Driving drunk is not a game and it should not be tolerated at all.Hutton,Zachary.(2009). DrunkDriving.[online].available at : [10 May 2009]
  6. 6. Description paragraph History of telecommunication One day-almost any day-you‟re cruising along on your bicycle and the traffic light at theintersection changes from orange to red. The car in front of you slows, then stops, its tail light aglow.The right one blinks, and you brake to a stop behind the car.Behind you, you hear a quick, light toot-toot. You look around, and your friend‟s dad waves. You smileand wave back. A siren shrieks as a police car swings left around the corner and stops behind a pickup truck,which is also stopped just across the street. Stepping out of his car, the patrolman approaches the truckdriver; he points to a sign at the intersection. On a white background the sign has a circle andslash-mark crossing out the arrow. The officer scowls; the truck driver looks disgusted. Here in less than a minute you‟ve seen, heard, and taken part in an amazing amount ofcommunication, or exchange of information. It all seemed as natural and commonplace as breathing,and it did not include a single word. The traffic signal and the tail lights first warned you, then told youto stop. The blinking right tail light warned you not to pull up on the side because the car would turnright as soon as there was a break in traffic. The short, friendly toot made you look around, and the exchange of waves and smiles said,“Hello, glad to see you”. The siren told everyone to yield the right of way to an emergency vehicle.You recognized the policeman by his cap and his uniform, and the sign with the crossed-out left-turnarrow tells everyone what the truck drive did. The scowl and the look of disgust tell their own story.BibliographyJESPERSEN, J., & FITZ-RANDOLPH, J. (1981). MERCURYS WEB, The Story of Telecomunications. CANADA: ATHENEUM.
  7. 7. Definition paragraph WEATHER Weather is the state of the atmosphere as measured on a scale of hot or cold, wet or dry, calm orstorm, clear or cloudy. Most weather phenomena occur in the troposphere, just below the stratosphere.Weather refers, generally, to day-to-day temperature and precipitation activity, whereas climate is theterm for the average atmospheric conditions over longer periods of time. When used withoutqualification, "weather" is understood to be the weather of Earth. Weather occurs due to density(temperature and moisture) differences between one place and another. These differences can occur dueto the sun angle at any particular spot, which varies by latitude from the tropics. The strong temperaturecontrast between polar and tropical air gives rise to the jetstream. Weather systems in the mid-latitudes,such as extratropicalcyclones, are caused by instabilities of the jet stream flow. Because the Earths axisis tilted relative to its orbital plane, sunlight is incident at different angles at different times of the year.On Earths surface, temperatures usually range ±40 °C (100 °F to −40 °F) annually. Over thousands ofyears, changes in Earths orbit affect the amount and distribution of solar energy received by the Earthand influence long-term climate.Source: Richard,Joe.2000.Weather&Geographic.Cambridge: Equinox Publishing ANEKDOT Please enjoy and have fun.......Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.
  8. 8. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?Waiter : Cant you tell the difference by taste?Customer : No, I cant.Waiter : Then does it really matter?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, theres a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, theres a fly in my soup.Waiter : Thats all right, Sir, he wont drink much.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, whats the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldnt know, Sir, Im a waiter, not a fortune teller.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why arent you laughing?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  9. 9. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxLady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the PJKA.Lady : Dont try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Surabaya. Station Master : No Madam, Im afraid its too heavy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxPeter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and oneis blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes its really strange. Ive got another pair of the same at home!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxTeacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game wentinto extra time.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  10. 10. First Guy (proudly) : "My wifes an angel!" Second Guy : "Youre fortunate, mines still alive."xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me aring? "Sure," replied her lover "Whats your phone number?"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was acommotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his tableand shouted, "Order, order."The drunkard immediately responded,"Thank you,your honour, I have a scotch and soda."xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCustomer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Yogya in two daystime? Post Master : Well it might do.Customer : I bet you, it wont. Post Master : Why not?Customer : Its addressed to Bandung.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. My trouble is, hesaid, that I keep forgetting things. How long has this been going on? asked the psychiatrist. How long has what been going on? said the man.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  11. 11. Girl : Do you love me?Boy : Yes Dear.Girl : Would you die for me?Boy : No, mine is undying love.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMan : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxTeacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the fieldStudent : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?Student : Ladies first.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxWaiter : Ive stewed liver, boiled tongue and frogs leg.Customer : Dont tell me your problems. Give the menu card.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  12. 12. Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "Thats great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it." "Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in mathsand 20 in science! History of Java development By: AldindaOctaairlangga The first Java programming language born of The Green Project, which runs for 18 months, fromearly 1991 until summer 1992. The project is not using the version that is called Oak. This project wasinitiated by Patrick Naughton, Mike Sheridan, James Gosling and Bill Joy, along with nine otherprogrammers from Sun Microsystems. One result of this project is the Duke mascot created by JoePalrang. Project meeting took place in an office building on Sand Hill Road Menlo Park. Around thesummer of 1992 the project was closed by generating a Java programs first Oak, which is intended as anappliance controller with touch screen technology (touch screen), like on a PDA today. This newtechnology was named "* 7" (Seven Star). After the era of the Seven Star is complete, a subsidiary of Cable TV interested plus some peoplefrom the project The Green Project. They focus their activities on an office space at 100 HamiltonAvenue, Palo Alto. This new company stepped forward: the number of employees increased in a short time from 13to 70 people. At this time span was also determined using the Internet as a medium that bridges the workand ideas between them. In the early 1990s, the Internet is still a stub, which is used only in academiccircles and the military. They make the browser (browser) Mosaic as the basis for beginning to create the first Java
  13. 13. browser called Web Runner, inspired from the 1980s film, Blade Runner. In the development of the firstreleases, Web Runner renamed Hot Java. In about March 1995, for the first time 1.0a2 version of Java source code is opened. Their successwas followed with a proclamation for the first time in the newspaper the San Jose Mercury News on May23, 1995. Unfortunately there are divisions among them a day at 4:00 pm in a hotel room Sheraton Palace.Three of the major leaders of the project, Eric Schmidt and George Paolini of Sun Microsystems alongwith Marc Andreessen, Netscape formed. Oak name, taken from an oak tree that grows in front of the windows work space "father of Java"James Gosling. Oak name is not used for release versions of Java as a software has been registered withthe trademarks, so that his successor be taken name "Java". The name is taken from the ground purecoffee beans directly from (instant coffee) Goslings favorite.
  14. 14. Game CrossWord.