As we grow older, women gain weight. This happens because we accumulate a lot of information in our heads.
And then, of course, we get to a point in which so much information doesn’t fit in our heads. And then all of that information starts to distribute itself throughout our entire body. Now I understand it all …..….
I’m not overweight!! I’m not fat!! I’m smart!! VERY smart!!
FOR ALL OF THOSE GREAT WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD …..
Today is the International Day of Incredibly Good Looking and Elegant Women, so please send this to someone you believe fits this description. Don’t return it to me though; I’ve already received it and I know I’m great. But lets not forget the following…..:
WE ARE PERFECT BECAUSE…. -We don’t go bald. -We have an international day, and a national day too. -We can use pink as well as blue.
We always know our kids are ours. -We have priority in a shipwreck. - We can admit we are lost and ask for directions
We’re the first hostages to go free. <ul><li>We can pay attention to </li></ul><ul><li>several things at a time. </li></ul><ul><li>We can do several things </li></ul><ul><li>at 1 time... </li></ul>
-The wife of a President is the First Lady, What is the husband of a female President?
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: We can do everyyyyyyyything a man does, AND WEARING HEELS…!!!
Send this to all of the perfect women you know And to all men you believe can handle it...