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Acme Widget’s presentation to Red and Green Recycling Pty Ltd “Our widgets never fail”
Acme Widget’s presentation to Red and Green Recycling Pty Ltd “Our widgets never fail” Errant  apostrophe Dumbo My logo  l...
Our Founder and Chairman Francis (Frank)  McCarthy, AO
Our Founder and Chairman Francis (Frank)  McCarthy, AO Nice jacket Frankie! OOPS!
Company History <ul><li>1936 – commence operation in Brisbane as Frank McCarthy and Co manufacturing screws t/o  £15000 pa...
Company History <ul><li>1936 – commence operation in Brisbane as Frank McCarthy and Co manufacturing screws t/o  £15000 pa...
Our Offices
Our Offices Uh oh! The building  and the team must be coming next
Head Office Logan City, Queensland
The Management Team
Organisation Chart Managing  D irector Sales Manager Operations Manager HR Manager Finance & Admin Manager Executive Assis...
Organisation Chart Managing  D irector Sales Manager Operations Manager HR Manager Finance & Admin Manager Executive Assis...
Our Vision <ul><li>To capture 80% of the Australian widget market by Q4 2012 </li></ul><ul><li>We are dedicated to ensurin...
Our Vision <ul><li>To capture 80% of the Australian widget market by Q4 2012 </li></ul><ul><li>We are dedicated to ensurin...
Our Core Values <ul><li>The 6 Pillars of Our Values </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Staff </li></ul><ul><li>Understa...
Our Core Values <ul><li>The 6 Pillars of Our Values </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Staff </li></ul><ul><li>Understa...
Our Products confabulators resonators blarts
Our Products confabulators resonators blarts This is all I’m interested in
Our Customers Mt Isa Mines National Foods Nestle' Nissan Nu Farm Orica (Group) Orica Chemnet Group Orica Consumer Products...
Our Customers What priority will I get? Mt Isa Mines National Foods Nestle' Nissan Nu Farm Orica (Group) Orica Chemnet Gro...
Somebody…. anybody… please….poke me in the eye with a satay stick. When will they  ever say anything  I’m interested in?
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Really Bad PowerPoint Introduction

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Does you presentation start out anything like this? If so you're in deep trouble (or worse) becuase you have insulted your client's intelligence and wasted their time. This contains examples from presentations I've seen, and the whole lot could be replaced by one slide. for tips see powerfulpointypresentations.com.au

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  1. 1. Acme Widget’s presentation to Red and Green Recycling Pty Ltd “Our widgets never fail”
  2. 2. Acme Widget’s presentation to Red and Green Recycling Pty Ltd “Our widgets never fail” Errant apostrophe Dumbo My logo looks awful Your strap line is bigger than my name
  3. 3. Our Founder and Chairman Francis (Frank) McCarthy, AO
  4. 4. Our Founder and Chairman Francis (Frank) McCarthy, AO Nice jacket Frankie! OOPS!
  5. 5. Company History <ul><li>1936 – commence operation in Brisbane as Frank McCarthy and Co manufacturing screws t/o £15000 pa </li></ul><ul><li>1939 – selected as major supplier to defence for WWII </li></ul><ul><li>1945 – opened second office in Sydney t/o £ 25000 </li></ul><ul><li>1959 – Partner John Andrews buys into business and sets up Melbourne office </li></ul><ul><li>1965 – John Andrews dies, son Barry takes over his share </li></ul><ul><li>1975 – Company floated – Frank appointed Chairman and Managing Director </li></ul><ul><li>1977 - Launch of the confabulator widget </li></ul><ul><li>1983 - Launch of the multi- resonator </li></ul><ul><li>1995 - Company changes name to Acme after Barry Andrews sells share package to CSRV </li></ul><ul><li>!997 – interstate offices opened </li></ul><ul><li>2002 – Launch of blart sub widget </li></ul><ul><li>2009 – Turnover $100,000,000 </li></ul>
  6. 6. Company History <ul><li>1936 – commence operation in Brisbane as Frank McCarthy and Co manufacturing screws t/o £15000 pa </li></ul><ul><li>1939 – selected as major supplier to defence for WWII </li></ul><ul><li>1945 – opened second office in Sydney t/o £ 25000 </li></ul><ul><li>1959 – Partner John Andrews buys into business and sets up Melbourne office </li></ul><ul><li>1965 – John Andrews dies, son Barry takes over his share </li></ul><ul><li>1975 – Company floated – Frank appointed Chairman and Managing Director </li></ul><ul><li>1977 - Launch of the confabulator widget </li></ul><ul><li>1983 - Launch of the multi- resonator </li></ul><ul><li>1995 - Company changes name to Acme after Barry Andrews sells share package to CSRV </li></ul><ul><li>!997 – interstate offices opened </li></ul><ul><li>2002 – Launch of blart sub widget </li></ul><ul><li>2009 – Turnover $100,000,000 </li></ul>Please, in the name of everything that is holy and sacred, do not read this out to me, or explain it! What’s with the logo on every slide? Are you afraid I’ll forget where I am?
  7. 7. Our Offices
  8. 8. Our Offices Uh oh! The building and the team must be coming next
  9. 9. Head Office Logan City, Queensland
  10. 10. The Management Team
  11. 11. Organisation Chart Managing D irector Sales Manager Operations Manager HR Manager Finance & Admin Manager Executive Assistant Area Manager Qld/NT Area Manager Vic/Tas Area Manager WA/SA Area Manager WA/SA Factory Manager Production Manager Safety Manager Quality Manager Purchasing Manager Payroll Assistant Manager Training Manager Personnel Manager Contracts Manager Accounts Receivable Accounts Payable Receptionist OHS Manager Cleaner Canteen
  12. 12. Organisation Chart Managing D irector Sales Manager Operations Manager HR Manager Finance & Admin Manager Executive Assistant Area Manager Qld/NT Area Manager Vic/Tas Area Manager WA/SA Area Manager WA/SA Factory Manager Production Manager Safety Manager Quality Manager Purchasing Manager Payroll Assistant Manager Training Manager Personnel Manager Contracts Manager Accounts Receivable Accounts Payable Receptionist OHS Manager Cleaner Canteen
  13. 13. Our Vision <ul><li>To capture 80% of the Australian widget market by Q4 2012 </li></ul><ul><li>We are dedicated to ensuring unquestionable customer satisfaction through quality solutions and competitive pricing. </li></ul>Our Mission
  14. 14. Our Vision <ul><li>To capture 80% of the Australian widget market by Q4 2012 </li></ul><ul><li>We are dedicated to ensuring unquestionable customer satisfaction through quality solutions and competitive pricing. </li></ul>Our Mission
  15. 15. Our Core Values <ul><li>The 6 Pillars of Our Values </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Staff </li></ul><ul><li>Understanding that our employees are our most valuable and valued resource </li></ul><ul><li>Sharing our knowledge, skills, vision and objectives - openly and honestly </li></ul><ul><li>Committing to creating a great place for our staff to work, grow and prosper </li></ul><ul><li>Respecting and encouraging our employees' ideas, diversity and cultures </li></ul><ul><li>Resolving conflicts quickly and professionally </li></ul><ul><li>  Customers </li></ul><ul><li>Realising that our success is measured by the success of our customers </li></ul><ul><li>Remaining committed to our customers and to delivering service and solutions </li></ul><ul><li>Being passionate about solving our customers' problems and exploring new opportunities with them </li></ul><ul><li>Integrity </li></ul><ul><li>Being honest and ethical in everything we do </li></ul><ul><li>Staying true to our commitments, and treating others with mutual respect and trust </li></ul><ul><li>Excellence </li></ul><ul><li>Striving to achieve excellence in all areas of our business - technical, operational, and administrative </li></ul><ul><li>Priding ourselves on bringing outstanding results to everything we do </li></ul><ul><li>Innovation </li></ul><ul><li>Looking for creative, new or better ways to develop our expertise in all areas of business </li></ul><ul><li>Promoting creativity, exploration and imagination as the bedrock of our work </li></ul><ul><li>Agility </li></ul><ul><li>Embracing change, flexibility and adaptation in a rapidly evolving world </li></ul><ul><li>Striving to predict change and working with our customers and employees to adapt to those changes </li></ul>
  16. 16. Our Core Values <ul><li>The 6 Pillars of Our Values </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Staff </li></ul><ul><li>Understanding that our employees are our most valuable and valued resource </li></ul><ul><li>Sharing our knowledge, skills, vision and objectives - openly and honestly </li></ul><ul><li>Committing to creating a great place for our staff to work, grow and prosper </li></ul><ul><li>Respecting and encouraging our employees' ideas, diversity and cultures </li></ul><ul><li>Resolving conflicts quickly and professionally </li></ul><ul><li>  Customers </li></ul><ul><li>Realising that our success is measured by the success of our customers </li></ul><ul><li>Remaining committed to our customers and to delivering service and solutions </li></ul><ul><li>Being passionate about solving our customers' problems and exploring new opportunities with them </li></ul><ul><li>Integrity </li></ul><ul><li>Being honest and ethical in everything we do </li></ul><ul><li>Staying true to our commitments, and treating others with mutual respect and trust </li></ul><ul><li>Excellence </li></ul><ul><li>Striving to achieve excellence in all areas of our business - technical, operational, and administrative </li></ul><ul><li>Priding ourselves on bringing outstanding results to everything we do </li></ul><ul><li>Innovation </li></ul><ul><li>Looking for creative, new or better ways to develop our expertise in all areas of business </li></ul><ul><li>Promoting creativity, exploration and imagination as the bedrock of our work </li></ul><ul><li>Agility </li></ul><ul><li>Embracing change, flexibility and adaptation in a rapidly evolving world </li></ul><ul><li>Striving to predict change and working with our customers and employees to adapt to those changes </li></ul>
  17. 17. Our Products confabulators resonators blarts
  18. 18. Our Products confabulators resonators blarts This is all I’m interested in
  19. 19. Our Customers Mt Isa Mines National Foods Nestle' Nissan Nu Farm Orica (Group) Orica Chemnet Group Orica Consumer Products (Dulux) Orica Mining Services Pacific Power Pepsi Peters & Brownes Philips (Medical Systems) PPG Princes Alexander Hospital Protector Allsafe Qantas Qenos Queensland Health Quicksilver Reliance Davey Pumps Defence Industries Diebold Drayton Coal Dupont Eli Lilly Energizer Energy Australia Epworth Hospital Ericsson Fletcher Challenge Flint Frito Lay Fuchs Hanimex Hardy Spicer Hasbro Hewlett Packard Hills Honda Honeywell Huntsman IBM Incitec Pivot Johnson & Johnson Pacific Arnott's Campbells Australia Post Retail AWCR (Australia Wide Computer Repairs) BASF Bendigo Health Care Berlei BHP Billiton Blackwoods BlueScope Steel BMW Bonds BP Caltex Capral Aluminium. Caterpillar CCA CHH Clorox CNH Compaq Corporate Express Costa's Crop Care CUB
  20. 20. Our Customers What priority will I get? Mt Isa Mines National Foods Nestle' Nissan Nu Farm Orica (Group) Orica Chemnet Group Orica Consumer Products (Dulux) Orica Mining Services Pacific Power Pepsi Peters & Brownes Philips (Medical Systems) PPG Princes Alexander Hospital Protector Allsafe Qantas Qenos Queensland Health Quicksilver Reliance Davey Pumps Defence Industries Diebold Drayton Coal Dupont Eli Lilly Energizer Energy Australia Epworth Hospital Ericsson Fletcher Challenge Flint Frito Lay Fuchs Hanimex Hardy Spicer Hasbro Hewlett Packard Hills Honda Honeywell Huntsman IBM Incitec Pivot Johnson & Johnson Pacific Arnott's Campbells Australia Post Retail AWCR (Australia Wide Computer Repairs) BASF Bendigo Health Care Berlei BHP Billiton Blackwoods BlueScope Steel BMW Bonds BP Caltex Capral Aluminium. Caterpillar CCA CHH Clorox CNH Compaq Corporate Express Costa's Crop Care CUB
  21. 21. Somebody…. anybody… please….poke me in the eye with a satay stick. When will they ever say anything I’m interested in?
  22. 22. The End

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