Porcupine King

Underpaid toilet wipe

There is a big difference between being rational and rationalizing. One is a higher purpose. The other one is just a self-serving tool. The very first thing you should know is that I am suicidal, and not afraid to break somebody else's bones. Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you. I like to fuck up my facebook account simply because we have far too many online social networking thingamajigs. Therefore I spend my waking hours adding random apps to my account. I hope you enjoy this, facebook. May God drop the piano on you. I bang my head to 80s satanic rock music. I lick my knees in glee every time someone mentions the word "blood". OOOH *lick* I strongly reg