Julian

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Julian

  1. 1. Becoming an Astronaut (through the private sector)
  2. 2. Get a pilot’s license
  3. 3. How to accomplish this• Go to college level aviation program and get certified.
  4. 4. Work my way through Boeing• Work my way through the ranks and get a position at Boeing Defense, Space & Security (or BDS).ExcitingOffices
  5. 5. How I accomplish thisStudy aerospace engineering at a good college.then work my way through the ranks JackDonaghy style.
  6. 6. Get a government contract to build a space shuttle
  7. 7. How to accomplish thisDuring the cold war getting governmentcontracts was fairly easy because congress wasparanoid about losing the space race to theSoviet Union.So I need to create a new space race, I willaccomplish this by hiring lobbyists and creatingsome new threat based on whatever rogueregime is present at the time.
  8. 8. Build the space shuttle
  9. 9. How to accomplish thisHopefully at this point I will have a managerialposition and not have to take part in the actualdesign. I will stand around look like I’m workingand criticize the designs of my employees.If I’m not in a managerial position I will have towork for some jerk who is never helping theprocess and only exists to criticize my work.
  10. 10. Go to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. 11. How to accomplish this• Insist on going on the space flight or threaten to quit the company if they don’t agree (hopefully at that point I will be valuable to the company).
  12. 12. Dream accomplished!!

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