The Swanson Legacy: Chapter 4


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The Swanson Legacy: Chapter 4

  1. 1. The Swanson Legacy: Chapter 4<br />
  2. 2. When we last left off, Heather had won a game of chess over Trigger Broke. She also had been throwing up; reportedly from a broken toilet…Hmm<br />
  3. 3. Notice how Hal looks bored and Heather looks like she’s drifting into space (she’s actually about to fall down; clumsy trait).<br />
  4. 4. “Oh Crap.”<br />What, Heather? Oh, wait. You’re in that grotesque green dress. You must be preggers again. Am I right?<br />“Unfortunately, yes.”<br />
  5. 5. What do you mean “unfortunately”? You love being pregnant.<br />“You’re right, voice. Must be the hormones.”<br />Oh dear.<br />
  6. 6. With Heather pregnant, and Hal slacking in style, I decided to spruce up his wardrobe.<br />“What are you talking about? I have great style.”<br />Yeah, and I’m Albert Einstein.<br />“Who?”<br />
  7. 7. I also got Hal to start working out. Of course, he needs to if he’s going to succeed in the professional sports career. You see, Hal decided Law Enforcement just wasn’t for him.<br />
  8. 8. “Guhuh.”<br />Oh, suck it up, buddy.<br />
  9. 9. Heather! What do you think you’re doing?<br />“Puttin’ down m’ baby.”<br />Uh, yeah. ON THE FLOOR! She kept doing this for 40 minutes straight. No joke. I finally had to discontinue the action.<br />
  10. 10. Of course, our dear Heather had to have another chess match with a random neighborhood dude. And win.<br />“Yeah, because I rock!”<br />You keep telling yourself that, dear.<br />“I will!”<br />
  11. 11. As you may notice, Heather really despises broken things. I think it may be her neat trait. Anything out of place makes her hair stand on end.<br />“Nuh-uh. That’s impossible; my hair is perfect thanks to graphics.”<br />
  12. 12. Of course, the glowing mommy-to-be had to call everyone she knew to gush about the new arrival to the family.<br />“Yeah, George. I’m pregnant again!”<br />…<br />“No! I’m not fat-well, maybe a little, but in the healthy way.”<br />
  13. 13. Soon, the day finally came when Sheeni grew up.<br />
  14. 14. “OH MY PLUMBOB! A CAKE! I must blow out the candles!”<br />Uh…Yeah. You do that. I do love the face though.<br />
  15. 15. And mommy will just set you on the floor there and watch you explode into a million sparkles. <br />
  16. 16. Sheeni is so cute! I love the hair, too.<br />
  17. 17. Heather was getting pretty big, but that didn’t stop her from helping Sheeni become an intelligent young lady.<br />
  18. 18. Her first word was “baseball”. Aww…I wonder how they classify which words either parent teaches to their children?<br />
  19. 19. “Gads, I’m so fat.”<br />I know, better call a babysitter, because that little monster will be popping out very soon.<br />
  20. 20. This was the babysitter. He’s looking a bit too longingly at Sheeni’s crib…<br />
  21. 21. Then it was off to the hospital. <br />[Sorry I forgot labour pictures! It happened so quickly, and I wasn’t paying attention :P]<br />
  22. 22. Meet Nick Swanson.<br />Traits: Genius and Slob. Great. *Rolls Eyes*<br />Favorites:<br />-Kids Music -Stu Surprise -Spice Brown<br />
  23. 23. So, I finally had use for the upstairs room I built. That’s Sheeni on the right and Nick on the left in their little nursery.<br />
  24. 24. Dude, Heather. Chill with the broken bathroom things.<br />“I’m sorry, but it’s just so annoying.<br />Do you have OCD?<br />“No! I’m a neat freak, and broken things give me negative moodlets.”<br />
  25. 25. Yay! Sheeni learned how to walk! Woo! I also souped up the kids’ cribs to match their favorite colors!<br />
  26. 26. Aww…Hal is such a good daddy.<br />
  27. 27. So is Heather!<br />“Who’s mommy’s little boy? Who is? You are, little Nickie. You are!”<br />
  28. 28. Even with two babies in the house, Heather and Hal still find time for each other.<br />“Baby, aren’t you glad that the kids’ birthdays are coming up?”<br />“Definitely! No more ‘Mommy!!!!!!!’. What a relief!”<br />
  29. 29. “Let’s WhooHoo on it, eh?”<br />“Ugh! NO, Hal! I do NOT want any more screaming brats around this house!”<br />“Ok, ok, sorry dear.”<br />Ha. Hahahahaha.<br />
  30. 30. Since Heather really needed another promotion, she decided to question everyone in town, including George.<br />
  31. 31. Yay! Looks like you got the promotion, Heather!<br />“Yep! I’m so happy, I’m going to run home with my super powers.”<br />But you still have a few promotions to go before you’re a super spy.<br />
  32. 32. “Honey, could you please not blow that thing into Nickie’s face? You could make him deaf.”<br />“Sorry, dear, but it’s just so fun!”<br />Really, Hal, we don’t want to damage a potential heir.<br />
  33. 33. What are you guys so hysterical about?<br />“Huh…I don’t know. I’m so…ugh.”<br />“Babies.”<br />Wow, you guys really aren’t the parenting sort, are you?<br />
  34. 34. 1…<br />
  35. 35. 2…<br />
  36. 36. 3! Aww…Nick is so adorable! Both of the kids have inherited Heather’s hair. But, I can’t really tell yet which they look like more, so we’ll just have to wait and find out.<br />
  37. 37. I think Nick’s a little high maintenance. <br />“Momma…Pwaywiffmeh.”<br />“Mommy’s playing chess right now, dear. I’ll deal with you later.”<br />“WAHHHH!!!!”<br />
  38. 38. “This is how you burrow into the ground, Nick.”<br />Nice, Heather. Trying to kill your children?<br />“No! Of course not…Just teaching him a trick.”<br />Uh-huh. Sure…<br />“Really!”<br />
  39. 39. “WAHH!!!!”<br />See what I mean? High maintenance. <br />
  40. 40. “WAHHH!!! I wunt sum foods!!!”<br />“Lalalala. My inferior little brother is so...annoying!”<br />“Yes, my dear Sheeni. I completely agree.”<br />“Wallace, what shall we do about him?”<br />“Give it time, love. A plan will come to us.”<br />
  41. 41. “Wallace! Let us hide from the little monster in my lab!”<br />
  42. 42. …<br />
  43. 43. …<br />
  44. 44. “Ok, the coast is clear. Wallace, I have the bait.”<br />What are you going to do with a pink plastic bunny, Sheeni?<br />“You will see soon enough, voice. Soon. Enough.”<br />Ok, Sheeni. Good luck with that…<br />
  45. 45. “Yes, ahh…Very good.”<br />What are you planning now, Heather?<br />“Oh, hi voice.”<br />Are you all plotting against poor Nick?<br />“No, no. Of course not. Where ever did you get that idea?”<br />
  46. 46. “I wove mah boatie. Oh yesh I dooo!”<br />“Ugh. Little brother, please grow up!”<br />Now, now, Sheeni. He’s younger than you, but he does have the genius trait, so go easy on him.<br />“But, me…and mommy…and Wallace…Ugh, FINE!”<br />
  47. 47. Now I must leave you with the whiny baby and many boring unnecessary questions:<br />-Will Nick prove himself as a genius?<br />-Will Sheeni grow out of her evilness?<br />-Will I stop asking stupid questions?<br />