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How   to learn English not http://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnecono/149172094/
Use   a really   old   English book http://www.flickr.com/photos/97793800@N00/2992092768/
“ The oxen are stepping on my feet” “ Those people have  lost your teeth” “ Come down from the tree  so that I may kiss yo...
My tailor is rich Your tailor is not rich Is your tailor rich? http://www.flickr.com/photos/rent-a-moose/339151322/ http:/...
Practise  on your pets
choose a   miracle   method http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/bstrong/238373...
How many beers? Get   drunk http://www.flickr.com/photos/sicoactiva/2117604235/
Join a  Crazy English  class
Don't  get a private teacher http://www.flickr.com/photos/zadorspain/2265450227/
Don't  get an experienced teacher http://www.flickr.com/photos/gak/239241612/
Spend hours and hours in a language lab http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwparenteau/426041561/
Write down  every  word that you find http://www.flickr.com/photos/fisserman/19359428/
Don't  use a dictionary  http://www.flickr.com/photos/jvk/19894053/
Look up  every word  in a dictionary http://www.flickr.com/photos/markblogt/123940920/
Learn your English  in the street http://www.flickr.com/photos/russell-higgs/397812410/
Translate  signs http://www.flickr.com/photos/ypwong/1223838206/
Try to  understand English  pronunciation  http://www.flickr.com/photos/depressionpress/2584030713/
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can't get you out o...
Ayer ,  Todos mis apuros   parecían  tan lejanos ,  Ahora   mira como si   they' re aquí   permanecer , oh, creo   adentro...
English Is Tough Stuff Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the ...
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How Not to Learn English

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<a>pecha kucha</a> presentation on 'How not to learn English' written for the <a>3rd edition Barcelona pecha kucha evening</a>, November 2008

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How Not to Learn English

  1. 1. How to learn English not http://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnecono/149172094/
  2. 2. Use a really old English book http://www.flickr.com/photos/97793800@N00/2992092768/
  3. 3. “ The oxen are stepping on my feet” “ Those people have lost your teeth” “ Come down from the tree so that I may kiss you...” “ This is my arm Is this my head? Is this your leg?” “ My husband is a man” http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeyh/2948892935/ Memorise the phrases In the old book and use them whenever you can
  4. 4. My tailor is rich Your tailor is not rich Is your tailor rich? http://www.flickr.com/photos/rent-a-moose/339151322/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/lecercle/2243143618/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/115688937/ Practise on people you meet
  5. 5. Practise on your pets
  6. 6. choose a miracle method http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/bstrong/238373837/
  7. 7. How many beers? Get drunk http://www.flickr.com/photos/sicoactiva/2117604235/
  8. 8. Join a Crazy English class
  9. 9. Don't get a private teacher http://www.flickr.com/photos/zadorspain/2265450227/
  10. 10. Don't get an experienced teacher http://www.flickr.com/photos/gak/239241612/
  11. 11. Spend hours and hours in a language lab http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwparenteau/426041561/
  12. 12. Write down every word that you find http://www.flickr.com/photos/fisserman/19359428/
  13. 13. Don't use a dictionary http://www.flickr.com/photos/jvk/19894053/
  14. 14. Look up every word in a dictionary http://www.flickr.com/photos/markblogt/123940920/
  15. 15. Learn your English in the street http://www.flickr.com/photos/russell-higgs/397812410/
  16. 16. Translate signs http://www.flickr.com/photos/ypwong/1223838206/
  17. 17. Try to understand English pronunciation http://www.flickr.com/photos/depressionpress/2584030713/
  18. 18. La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can't get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can't get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can't get you out of my head La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la I just can't get you out of my head La la la la la la la la Learn all your English from pop songs
  19. 19. Ayer , Todos mis apuros parecían tan lejanos , Ahora mira como si they' re aquí permanecer , oh, creo adentro ayer . Repentinamente , I' del hombre de m no mitad que era , There' sombra del S.A. que cuelga sobre mí, Oh, vino ayer repentinamente . Porqué ella Tuvo que ir I don' t sabe , ella wouldn' t dice. Dije, Algo mal, ahora yo de largo para ayer . Ayer , El amor era un juego tan fácil a jugar, Ahora necesito un lugar ocultar lejos , Oh, creo adentro ayer. Porqué ella Tuvo que ir I don' t sabe , ella wouldn' t dice. Dije, Algo mal, ahora yo de largo para ayer . Ayer, El amor era un juego tan fácil a jugar, Ahora necesito un lugar ocultar lejos , Oh, creo adentro ayer. Milímetro - milímetro-milímetro - milímetro - milímetro - milímetro- milímetro . Use automatic translation
  20. 20. English Is Tough Stuff Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up! http://www.flickr.com/photos/wavingatyou/1760783994/

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