A crime against common sense

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Sep. 25, 2015

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A crime against common sense
CTO
bryan@joyent.com
Bryan Cantrill
@bcantrill

Plex blowing up in LX

Patrick is not crazy

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My lightning talk from Surge 2015. Until the video is available, fill in your own rage.

My lightning talk from Surge 2015. Until the video is available, fill in your own rage.

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A crime against common sense

1. A crime against common sense CTO bryan@joyent.com Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill
2. Plex blowing up in LX
3. Patrick is not crazy
4. Something good came out of it
5. Not any closer to knowing what’s broken
6. The unit tests bail out?
7. A great place to start
8. madvise(2)
9. MADV_DONTNEED
10. MADV_WTF?!
11. MADV_FACEPALM
12. Um...
13. Phew!
14. Wrong semantics
15. Man page needs “clariﬁcation”
16. A crime against common sense
17. Tru64?!
18. Tru64!
19. MADV_FREE?
20. There I ﬁxed it!