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A crime against common sense
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bryan@joyent.com
Bryan Cantrill
@bcantrill

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Plex blowing up in LX

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Patrick is not crazy

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Something good came out of it

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Not any closer to knowing what’s broken

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The unit tests bail out?

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A great place to start

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madvise(2)

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MADV_DONTNEED

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MADV_WTF?!

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MADV_FACEPALM

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Um...

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Phew!

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Wrong semantics

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Man page needs “clarification”

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A crime against common sense

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Tru64?!

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Tru64!

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MADV_FREE?

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There I fixed it!