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Bailey advertisement

  1. 1. Bailey Blair The Woman You’d Be… If You Had The Time
  2. 2. Do your days look more like this … Than this?
  3. 3. Never fear… Bailey is here to pick up the slack! <ul><li>She cooks </li></ul><ul><li>She cleans </li></ul><ul><li>She gardens </li></ul><ul><li>She parents </li></ul><ul><li>She does everything you’d do… If only you had the time! </li></ul><ul><li>And she gives YOU all of the credit… </li></ul>
  4. 4. “ Bailey! Help! My husband is having business associates over for dinner! What do I do?” <ul><li>Bailey will take care of those pesky little details like cooking and cleaning! </li></ul>
  5. 5. “ My daughter’s bake sale is in an hour…What do I do?” <ul><li>Bailey will have cookies your kids can be proud of… </li></ul><ul><li>Home-made, and in no time at all! </li></ul>
  6. 6. “ My children simply won’t behave! Whatever shall I do?” <ul><li>Let Miss Bailey handle the wee ones… </li></ul><ul><li>They’ll be under her spell at once! </li></ul>
  7. 7. “ I have a huge project due at work… Where will I find the time?” <ul><li>You won’t… But Bailey will! Sit back and enjoy your evening. </li></ul><ul><li>Those little monsters are only young once! </li></ul>
  8. 8. “ My son needs to learn to drive… But I’m too young to die!” <ul><li>Bailey’s insured, and will take one for the team. Leave “Speed racer” to her! </li></ul>
  9. 9. “ My husband doesn’t find me attractive anymore…Someone please help me!” <ul><li>Bailey can make you feel brand new… </li></ul><ul><li>And put that “pep” back in his step! </li></ul>
  10. 10. “ My son has a wrestling meet tonight… But I need to watch my daughter play ball!” <ul><li>You pick the sport that’s least offensive to you… Bailey will be in the background cheering the other child! </li></ul>
  11. 11. Working Moms can’t do it all… They just have to give Bailey a call! <ul><li>A modern-day June Cleaver, she will make you look like the best wife and mom on the block… Without you having to break a sweat! </li></ul>
  12. 12. So call Bailey Blair… “The woman you’d be if you had the time!” Fees vary according to task performed. Extra fees may apply for particularly bratty children or if extreme makeovers are needed.

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