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Who is Angie?

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Who is Angie?

  1. 1. Who’s that girl? <ul><ul><li>Angie is NO Ke$ha. </li></ul></ul>angielynch.me
  2. 2. Who’s that awesome girl? <ul><ul><li>Angie is NO Lil Wayne. </li></ul></ul>angielynch.me
  3. 3. Who’s that awesome OMFGBBQSAUCE girl? <ul><ul><li>Angie is NO rude gorilla. </li></ul></ul>angielynch.me
  4. 4. Who’s that awesome OMFGBBQSAUCE gotta-have-her girl? <ul><ul><ul><li>Angie is ALL Sunshine & Laser Blasters </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>& Puppy Dogs & Daisies. </li></ul></ul></ul>angielynch.me
  5. 5. Angie is all around the internet. <ul><ul><li>She does lots of stuff. </li></ul></ul>angielynch.me
  6. 6. Angie is fancy. <ul><ul><li>She wants to work. </li></ul></ul>She’s a writer! A Whole Lot of Nothing @alotofnothing She’s a writer & an editor! Curvy Girl Guide We Know Awesome Uptake Nightlife & Hotels Blog She’s a search engine optimizer! Mommy Wants Vodka & for all those sites ^up there^ angielynch.me
  7. 7. Angie wants you! She needs YOU to help her spread her Awesome. She needs YOU to help her help YOU. <ul><li>She’s been to blog conferences and social media events . </li></ul><ul><li>She knows the deal. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>the learning, the commiserating, the parties. </li></ul></ul>She’s down with that. angielynch.me
  8. 8. Let’s work together, YEAH YEAH YEAH! <ul><li>She has ideas. </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Ideas that may include before, during, and after-conference blog posts, Twittering, Facebooking, sky-writing, pageant sashes, A-list celebrity endorsements, and super-fancy PowerPoint presentations. </li></ul></ul>She’s a maniac. angielynch.me
  9. 9. Angie wants to go places. She has a conference ticket to BlogHer ‘11 . She needs to get there by plane, because the 3-day road trip across the country from Florida to California is not a good idea for Angie’s sanity. Unfortunately, hiding in the plane’s wheel-well is not longer an option thanks to the good work of the TSA, so she needs a plane ticket. Can you help her? angielynch.me
  10. 10. Angie needs your help to go places. Once she gets to SUNNY SAN DIEGO, she needs a place to lay her curly locks. She could call on her friends and family in San Diego to ask for a pillow and a sheet, but she doesn’t know anyone who lives in San Diego who won’t already be going to BlogHer ‘11. She needs a room at the San Diego Marriott to share with her best blog buddies. Can you help her? angielynch.me
  11. 11. Angie would LOVE to go other places, too. She loves New Orleans with the power of 1,000 suns. She would love to attend Mom 2.0 Summit in April. She wouldn’t even need a plane ticket; just a place to lay her locks and conference pass! She heard so many good things from the friends who live in her lappytop about last year’s EVO Conference , that she would sacrifice her time to attend this year’s. She’s a giver like that. She wonders if she could have a sponsor for the plane ticket, hotel bed, and conference pass. She’s a dreamer. angielynch.me
  12. 12. Angie thanks you. She loves that you took your time to read her super fancy presentation. She hopes it’s the bestest fancy PowerPoint slide show you’ve ever seen. It has special effects and everything! She hopes you like her and her fancy presentation so much that you’ll want to work with her. She knows she’ll do a good job for you. Just look how good she is at raising children! WOW! angielynch.me
  13. 13. Hire Angie! <ul><li>Or my dad pushes Grandma off the dock again. </li></ul><ul><li>You have reached the end of this presentation. </li></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>You win 87 internets. </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><li>** email me ** </li></ul>angielynch.me

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