Humour

1. I would like to invite you to a barbecue this weekend. We will all get together at my place.

2. Our place Pacific ocean Our guest quarters .

3. Text Your barbecue destination

4. It’s just a remote but rustic place...

5. This is where you will be staying......

6. Like it?

7. If you don’t like the view, I can find you another place....

8. During the day there is plenty of sunlight.

9. The bed might be too small though...

10. Here you can have a massage after swimming...

11. I hope the lighting at night is adequate...

12. You should be able to find your way home.

13. The walkway is marked clearly

14. The fishing and snorkelling equipment is under the bed. Just a step away is some amazing underwater life

16. Please confirm you are coming and tell me how many people you will bring.

17. Since it is a little out of the way, I borrowed a boat and will pick you up..

18. We need to cater, so give us the numbers...

19. If you have trouble getting to the port of palm beach, I can arrange to pick you up also..

20. The bus

21. with luggage trailer

22. interior

23. lounge

24. bedroom

25. kitchen

26. So, are you coming? no yes

27. Please click yes or no So, are you coming? no yes

28. So, are you coming? Please click yes or no no yes

29. I’m sorry that you could not come. We will miss you. I hope you have a nice weekend

30. ‘ Joe’