About WHY DOES FACEBOOK KEEP DELETING WHAT I HAD HERE?!?! DOES IT WANT ME TO CONTINUOUSLY REEVALUATE MY OUTLOOK ON LIFE?!?! WHAT IF I FEEL SAFE WITH MY 80 CHARACTERS OF PRIOR THOUGHTS AND I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THAT?? HUH?!?!
I'm the best person in the world and you have to want to meet me. Not only that, but I can fly. Oh, and melt stuff with my eyes... and.. uh.. i dunno, i can shoot money from my hands... at an ultra high velocity, of course
Actually, my final wish will be to have my last ceremony in a large hall, and my coffin up on a black stage with black curtains. Then, after everyone has been seated, as my coffin swings open, disco lights flash on, and I pop out of my pine