Woh Hai Gaurav Baba….fresher from IIT DMy name is Gaurav Anand aka NanduBut my actions are more like a G***duI am that bitch that makes friends fightMy lifes aim is to do nothing rightI am the biggest ghissu to walk this earthBecause my brain cells are in dearthI mug things even in the shower, nothing cladBut I am and will always be behind my Goeldad
GAURAV ANAND Room allotted – P 216, Lives in – K 413 DML All Shortlists Awesome class sleeper Gorgeous (self-acclaimed) Person with resume mentored by maximum PGP2s (~40) Person with maximum number of points in resume (~41, placecom please check!) Very “Voilent”..Ends every sentence with – “thappad maar dunga”
A Self Anointed TeetotallerBut turns into a Devdas whenthe Chunnilal appears!
Once upon a time in QM-II !AISHI! You have Aishi who until then wasbeen deeply engrossed in acontinuously talking case with our hero……right since the startof the lecture - ItssoDISTRACTING ………Gives her usual trademark smile!
Furious, Prof. RLM hits back But then she smiles again ……………….. & why not?When you cometoclass, I want youtotell me what isREDUCED COST! Jab Gaurav ho saath, Toh darne ki kya baat?
What he claims What he does 1.) Gifts a kitty to a girl which is thrown back on his face. 2.) Stays up all night to help a girl to make her presentation while she sleeps. 3.) Waits for like 3 hours doing nothing during exams with the hope that a girl would call him if I m single its by to study together choice
Before IIMB After IIMB In school: A girl proposes to him, he locks himself in the bathroom At IIMB: and He proposes to a girl, demands to And the girl locks call his herself in the parents bathroom. otherwise Demands her he wouldn’t parents to be called… come out!!!!
I am a pervert of the highest gradeI drool like a dog even on seeing a maidI have tried many a times to date a girlBut everyone saw through me, gave me "the finger"Thus, I am unique in so many ways, all badGuess, on my birth what had the Doctor said"Aapke ghar aa gaya 1 bachcha naya,Gaurav Anand tu to pura hi phod gaya"