About If you're here, you know me already. Or think you do. Or did, or maybe thought you did, sometime in the past, maybe at a time when I had a different name and a different life, or maybe sometime more recently when the Internet was organized a little differently and I cared a lot more about it. In which case, you're probably trying to catch up.
It's a really long story. Someday, I'll write a book about what happened. My life turned out to be a long string of weird, strange, incredible events, punctuated by amazing discoveries. Don't worry. I'm happy. How about you? I hope you're happy, too.