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Sarah's Case

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Sarah's Case

  1. 1. Where oh where is Sarah’s case?
  2. 2. <ul><li>A tale I tell that’s sad but true </li></ul><ul><li>A story that has reached a few </li></ul><ul><li>A mystery of pain and woe </li></ul><ul><li>Oh where did Sarah’s suitcase go? </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>Its contents were so neatly packed </li></ul><ul><li>New shoes, new frock, (alas, no hat!) </li></ul><ul><li>A conference trip so far away </li></ul><ul><li>To Santiago, Chile – yay! </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>A WFOT presentation planned </li></ul><ul><li>With colleagues from across the land </li></ul><ul><li>The flight was booked, the hotel too </li></ul><ul><li>We thought that all was well – who knew? </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>We trusted Air France with her case </li></ul><ul><li>For 20 hours we travelled apace </li></ul><ul><li>Then landing in the Chilean sun </li></ul><ul><li>We found her suitcase hadn’t come! </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Air France, however hard we tried </li></ul><ul><li>Kept telling us a pack of lies </li></ul><ul><li>It’s lost! It’s found, it’ll be here soon </li></ul><ul><li>It might as well’ve been on the moon </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>Throughout the days (as some well know) </li></ul><ul><li>She spent her days in borrowed clothes </li></ul><ul><li>The image that had been well packed </li></ul><ul><li>Was somewhere else, with no way back </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>Colleagues and friends both old and new </li></ul><ul><li>Would stop and ask us if we knew.. </li></ul><ul><li>…the answer to the quest we faced </li></ul><ul><li>Oh where, oh where was Sarah’s case? </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>We travelled home, a suitcase short </li></ul><ul><li>Air France had something to report! </li></ul><ul><li>A Turkish airline had the case </li></ul><ul><li>All will soon be back in place </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>On no it won’t! Oh yes it will! </li></ul><ul><li>The pantomime continued still. </li></ul><ul><li>Air France behave with little grace </li></ul><ul><li>Oh where, oh where is Sarah’s case? </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>A catalogue of errors made </li></ul><ul><li>Air France with Sarah’s patience played. </li></ul><ul><li>“ We found your case, we’ll send it round” </li></ul><ul><li>Alas, not her’s as she soon found! </li></ul>
  12. 12. <ul><li>Its contents were a minor shock </li></ul><ul><li>Instead of shoes and her new frock </li></ul><ul><li>The contents were a great surprise </li></ul><ul><li>- Dirty pants contained inside! </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>Now Sarah’s patience wearing thin </li></ul><ul><li>Official letters to begin </li></ul><ul><li>And just as she had lost all heart </li></ul><ul><li>Destined to be for’ver apart </li></ul>
  14. 14. <ul><li>Her suitcase was delivered home </li></ul><ul><li>No longer will its contents roam </li></ul><ul><li>And now I think we all agree </li></ul><ul><li>A happy ending came to be! </li></ul>

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