RO KI HALAT      DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT      DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT      DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT
CREDIT    PUMP sirf teen cheezon     ki wajah se chalta hai      CREDIT CREDIT AUR            CREDIT
CUSTOMER DELIGHT          MUGAMBO KHUSH              HUA
CUSTOMER DEVOTION               I LOVE U          Eeeee…… INDIANOIL
CUSTOMER RELATIONSHIP    MANAGEMENT             Sales Officer ne kaha                margin chod do             KASO ne ka...
MOMENTS OF TRUTH         Rote hue aate hain sab          hasta hua jo jayega           Who muqaddar ka           sikandar ...
Touch Point       Loha garam hai mar do              hathoda
MY DM             NA   Sunai nahin deta mujhe
Customer Focus        Yeh haath hum ko de               thakur
Customer Value        Jaani, yeh bacchhon ke         khelne ki cheez nahi..,           Haath kat jaaye toh          khoon ...
Customer Retention           Kyonki Picture abhi           baaqi hai mere dost
Inventory & nozzle sales             Tension nahin lene ka!
EPMS SCORE      Koi baat nahi Senorita,      bade bade deshon main         aisi chhoti chhoti       baatein hoti rehti hai’
MDG FINE      Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka     haath kisipe padta hain,      toh aadmi uthta nahi,          uth jaata hai
DEALER FO RELATION          Dosti ki hai, nibhani to                  padegi
REVIEW KE BAAD KI DAARU         PARTY               Kaun kambakth hai jo            bardasht karne ke liye peeta          ...
FO KI HALAT        Salim(DO) tujhe marne      nahi dega aur hum(KASO),       Anarkali(FO), tujhe jeene             nahi de...
FO said to MGR(RS)          Jinke ghar sheeshe ke          hote hain woh doosron          ke gharron par patthar          ...
Market share       Babumoshai, MS aur HSD       Market share uparwale ke        haath hai. Usse na aap       badal sakte h...
Sir, I want leave            Khamoshhhhh!
BIG BOSS       Saara shaher mujhe     loin ke naam se jaanta               hai
RO/KSK Commissioning               Kitne Aadmi           (commissioning) the
DO to FO      Main iska khoon pee            jaonga
FO to Dealers        Chal Dhanno, aaj teri         Basanti ki izzat ka             sawaal hai
FO to DO      Mere paas NOC Hai
Market Share       Don(Doobe hue Market         share) ko pakadna          mushkil hi nahi,           namumkin hai
Depot Supplies         Draupadi(Operation        Deptt.) tere akele ki nahi             hai, hum sab           shareholder...
PHINANCE     PHINANCE IS A VERY    PHUNNY DEPARTMENT
IOC TO BPC & HPC          Rishte mein toh hum           tumhare baap lagte              hain, naam hai            IOC(Shah...
Chargeman       Main chhota sa,      pyaara sa, nanha sa     munna sa bacha hoon
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Bollywood retail

  1. 1. RO KI HALAT DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT DRY OUT PAR DRY OUT
  2. 2. CREDIT PUMP sirf teen cheezon ki wajah se chalta hai CREDIT CREDIT AUR CREDIT
  3. 3. CUSTOMER DELIGHT MUGAMBO KHUSH HUA
  4. 4. CUSTOMER DEVOTION I LOVE U Eeeee…… INDIANOIL
  5. 5. CUSTOMER RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT Sales Officer ne kaha margin chod do KASO ne kaha credit chood do Aur tum keh rahe ho customer ko hi chod do
  6. 6. MOMENTS OF TRUTH Rote hue aate hain sab hasta hua jo jayega Who muqaddar ka sikandar kehlayega
  7. 7. Touch Point Loha garam hai mar do hathoda
  8. 8. MY DM NA Sunai nahin deta mujhe
  9. 9. Customer Focus Yeh haath hum ko de thakur
  10. 10. Customer Value Jaani, yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi.., Haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata ha J
  11. 11. Customer Retention Kyonki Picture abhi baaqi hai mere dost
  12. 12. Inventory & nozzle sales Tension nahin lene ka!
  13. 13. EPMS SCORE Koi baat nahi Senorita, bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai’
  14. 14. MDG FINE Jab yeh dhaai kilo ka haath kisipe padta hain, toh aadmi uthta nahi, uth jaata hai
  15. 15. DEALER FO RELATION Dosti ki hai, nibhani to padegi
  16. 16. REVIEW KE BAAD KI DAARU PARTY Kaun kambakth hai jo bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai. Main toh peeta hoon ke bas saans le sakoon.
  17. 17. FO KI HALAT Salim(DO) tujhe marne nahi dega aur hum(KASO), Anarkali(FO), tujhe jeene nahi denge
  18. 18. FO said to MGR(RS) Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain woh doosron ke gharron par patthar nahi phenka karte
  19. 19. Market share Babumoshai, MS aur HSD Market share uparwale ke haath hai. Usse na aap badal sakte hain na main
  20. 20. Sir, I want leave Khamoshhhhh!
  21. 21. BIG BOSS Saara shaher mujhe loin ke naam se jaanta hai
  22. 22. RO/KSK Commissioning Kitne Aadmi (commissioning) the
  23. 23. DO to FO Main iska khoon pee jaonga
  24. 24. FO to Dealers Chal Dhanno, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai
  25. 25. FO to DO Mere paas NOC Hai
  26. 26. Market Share Don(Doobe hue Market share) ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai
  27. 27. Depot Supplies Draupadi(Operation Deptt.) tere akele ki nahi hai, hum sab shareholder hain
  28. 28. PHINANCE PHINANCE IS A VERY PHUNNY DEPARTMENT
  29. 29. IOC TO BPC & HPC Rishte mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai IOC(Shahenshah)
  30. 30. Chargeman Main chhota sa, pyaara sa, nanha sa munna sa bacha hoon

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