Kalai Selvam

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Kalai Selvam

  1. 1. PRESENTING THE ONE & ONLY „SURI‟ya OF THE BATCH….. Master Kalaai* Selvam.* Tamil For Tease. But this Suriya has so many Jyos that he is literally spoilt for choice…We also reckon this one has never seen a SUNRISE off late.(For the uninitiated SUNRISE is a famous ad by the duo Suriya-Jyotika)
  2. 2. Kalai‟s life b4 IIM-B-used to read 100 quizzing books a month!!!
  3. 3. He still reads books but about …
  4. 4. Some unknown facts aboutkalai!!!He thinks he has a gr8 dressin Sense (His fashion highlights : a red pullover and his turtlenecks - worse than tushaar kapoor in dirty picture)Has perfumes worth 4k & 5k he claims: girls loovee my perfume reality they are weapon of mass destruction capable of killing anyone in 1000 km Radius.Moral: all that glitters is not goldHis claim I do not know why but all the girls I know confide in me and tell me everything heart to heart
  5. 5. Drinking is Injurious to heath : he learnt it thehard way….New year L square:Kalai: why are you hitting on that girl you are not from iim-bRandom PGP2: Takes out his I card and shows it to himKalai: ok..ok…carry on….
  6. 6. “Kalai‟s has so many admirers… dat one slideis not enuf…sry if we excluded anyone…”
  7. 7. Who Kalai Likes..…..He believes in diversity, age and gender no bar!!!!G-talk friendship . Vamsi is lukin hot today!!!
  8. 8. FIRANGEE CONNEXIONAs is evident our fellow is „Ambi‟dextrous :P…. His IIMB mantra:“Variety is the spice of my Life”. True to his words he haschanged his..err….clothes….quite often..:P
  9. 9. KALAI‟S UTILITY FUNCTIONUk = (Proximity to VS or SB)2 + (L^2) +e-2t *(Vodka Kickin effect) – TermExams – Bad-looking chiks – 8-o-Clock classes + Thiery Mugler – LocalPerfumes …….
  10. 10. KALAI‟S CHOICE SETS Valuation  Securities Risk Mgmnt  Arbitrage Investment  Macro Nerdnomic  Advertismnt s  Prvt Equity Devaluation  TQM Accounting  Invst Banking
  11. 11. But all this is infatuation becausehis true love forgives him always Yeh bandhan to pyaar ka Bhandhan hai janmoon ka ye sangam hai
  12. 12. CHARGE OF THE HOOSH BRIGADE..CHARGE ON HIM, WE SAY  As Alfred Tennyson said “Hockey sticks to the right of him, Hawai Chappals to the left of him, Volleye‟d and Thunder‟d”We welcome you all to teach this filthy philanderer the meaning ofGetting Hoosh’d. And we rest our case. Quad EratDemonstrandum

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