The world’sstupidest signs
WHEN YOU CAN’T SEETHIS SIGN,THE RIVER    IS FLOODING
Automatic washing      machine:Please remove allyour clothes when the light goes out
TOILET OUT OF ORDER: PLEASE USEFLOOR BELOW
We do not tear  your clothing with machinery.We do it carefully    by hand.
Will the person who    took the step ladder yesterday   please bring it  back or furthersteps will be taken
WE CAN REPAIR  ANYTHING.(Please knock hard on thedoor, the bell doesn’t work)
WANTED:  UNMARRIEDGIRLS TO PICK FRESH FRUITAND PRODUCE  AT NIGHT
BARGAINBASEMENTUPSTAIRS
This door not to be used as an   exit or an    entrance
PRODUCT  WILL   BE  HOT AFTERHEATING
Low self-esteem    group meets  tonight at 7.30Please use the back        door
PLEASURE PARK    NOTICE:No walking, sitting or playing on the       grass
Prize winning    handmade    sausages.Once you’ve triedthem, you’ll never  want another
Our motto:We promise thelowest prices and   workmanship
Car servicing:Use our servicesand you’ll never go  anywhere else
NOTRESPASSING  WITHOUTPERMISSION
And my favourite:NOT TO BE REMOVED FROM CREWE STATION(sign on a luggage trolley….    … at Singapore Airport!)
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Stupid signs

  1. 1. The world’sstupidest signs
  2. 2. WHEN YOU CAN’T SEETHIS SIGN,THE RIVER IS FLOODING
  3. 3. Automatic washing machine:Please remove allyour clothes when the light goes out
  4. 4. TOILET OUT OF ORDER: PLEASE USEFLOOR BELOW
  5. 5. We do not tear your clothing with machinery.We do it carefully by hand.
  6. 6. Will the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or furthersteps will be taken
  7. 7. WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(Please knock hard on thedoor, the bell doesn’t work)
  8. 8. WANTED: UNMARRIEDGIRLS TO PICK FRESH FRUITAND PRODUCE AT NIGHT
  9. 9. BARGAINBASEMENTUPSTAIRS
  10. 10. This door not to be used as an exit or an entrance
  11. 11. PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTERHEATING
  12. 12. Low self-esteem group meets tonight at 7.30Please use the back door
  13. 13. PLEASURE PARK NOTICE:No walking, sitting or playing on the grass
  14. 14. Prize winning handmade sausages.Once you’ve triedthem, you’ll never want another
  15. 15. Our motto:We promise thelowest prices and workmanship
  16. 16. Car servicing:Use our servicesand you’ll never go anywhere else
  17. 17. NOTRESPASSING WITHOUTPERMISSION
  18. 18. And my favourite:NOT TO BE REMOVED FROM CREWE STATION(sign on a luggage trolley…. … at Singapore Airport!)

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