Humorous quotations and sayings about reading and books


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Humorous quotations and sayings about reading and books

  2. 2. Here are some of my favorite humorous sayings and quotes about reading and books. I hope you enjoy them and they make you smile .
  3. 3. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx Kathleen L. Hawkins
  4. 4. I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best. — Gracie Allen I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best. — Gracie Allen Kathleen L. Hawkins
  5. 5. The covers of this book are too far apart. – Ambrose Bierce Kathleen L. Hawkins
  6. 6. If we didn't have libraries, many people thirsty for knowledge would dehydrate. — Megan Jo Tetrick, age 12 Kathleen L. Hawkins
  7. 7. No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep. — Author Unknown Kathleen L. Hawkins
  8. 8. Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book. — Kin Hubbard Everything comes to him who waits except a loaned book. — Kin Hubbard Copyright  by Kathleen L. Hawkins
  9. 9. Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me. — Anatole France   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  10. 10. I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn't put it down. — Tim Vine Kathleen L. Hawkins
  11. 11. Life happened because I turned the pages. — Alberto Manguel Copyright  by Kathleen L. Hawkins
  12. 12. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. — Flannery O'Connor   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  13. 13. I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. — Steven Wright Kathleen L. Hawkins
  14. 14. Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away. — Clarence Darrow   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  15. 15. Never judge a book by its movie. — J.W. Eagan Kathleen L. Hawkins
  16. 16. There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. — Bertrand Russell Kathleen L. Hawkins
  17. 17. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. — Tom Clancy Kathleen L. Hawkins
  18. 18. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. — Jerry Seinfield   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  19. 19. Books are the blessed chloroform of the mind. — Robert Chambers Kathleen L. Hawkins
  20. 20. If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood …    … and if they had been any better, I should not have come. — Raymond Chandler Kathleen L. Hawkins
  21. 21. I cringe when critics say I'm a master of the popular novel. What's an unpopular novel? — Irwin Shaw Kathleen L. Hawkins
  22. 22. If you cannot say what you are going to say in 20 minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it. — John Cuthbert Moore-Brabazon Kathleen L. Hawkins
  23. 23. A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early. — Henry Brooke Kathleen L. Hawkins
  24. 24. 70 million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out. — Tom Masson Kathleen L. Hawkins
  25. 25. Books had instant replay long before televised sports. — Bern Williams Kathleen L. Hawkins
  26. 26. No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Robert Byrne Kathleen L. Hawkins
  27. 27. This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Dorothy Parker Kathleen L. Hawkins
  28. 28. A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. — Daniel J. Boorstin Kathleen L. Hawkins
  29. 29. One always tends to over praise a long book because one has got through it. — E. M. Forster Kathleen L. Hawkins
  30. 30. Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. — P.J. O’Rourke Kathleen L. Hawkins
  31. 31. I have only read one book in my life and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another. — Nancy Mitford Kathleen L. Hawkins
  32. 32. The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. — Abraham Lincoln Kathleen L. Hawkins
  33. 33. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Kathleen L. Hawkins
  34. 34. A wicked book is the wickeder because it cannot repent. — English Proverb REPENT! Kathleen L. Hawkins
  35. 35. I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander. — Isaac Asimov   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  36. 36. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. — Mark Twain   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  37. 37. Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. — William Westmoreland   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  38. 38. If you can read this, thank a teacher. — Anonymous Teacher   Kathleen L. Hawkins
  39. 39. Thanks for visiting my quotes presentation. Collected by Kathleen Hawkins To learn powerful speed-reading strategies that will help you to be the faster, better reader you want to be, visit Speed Reading Strategies eBook information