How to tell a zombie and someone who is just drunk apart
How To Tell A Zombie From Someone Who Is Drunk This could save your life!
Telling the difference between a person who is drunk and a person who has become a zombie can be difﬁcult.However, with a little practice, you will be able to accurately distinguish between the two.
Both zombies and drunk individuals will...• Shamble and move clumsily• Appear confused• Exhibit poor motor skills (neither should be allowed to drive!) Photo credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/93247490@N00/441858611/
Both zombies and people who have had a few too many drinks may...• Smell• Appear disheveled• Speak unintelligibly Photo credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/27403767@N00/219581402/
Despite the many similarities, there arestriking differences between zombies andsomeone who has had too much to drink.
If the individual is missingbody parts or has foreign objects protruding from his or her body yet doesn’t seem to notice you are probablydealing with a zombie. Photo credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/8049049@N08/1695015747/
Signs that you are dealing with a run-of- the-mill drunken individual:• Giggling - zombies do not giggle (even when eating brains)• Participating in karaoke• Lack of brains in vomit• Declaring “I love you” inappropriately - zombies may love how you taste, but they do not love you
Food preferences are another sure way to tell who or what you are dealing with. Someone who is drunk Zombies prefer will prefer places like brains IHOP or wafﬂe housePhoto credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/96643394@N00/367679151/ Photo credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/39622867@N00/312926287/
Be vigilant, and you will be able to pick a zombie out of the drunken crowd.Remember this could be the difference between life and death! Photo credit: http://www.ﬂickr.com/photos/29142454@N06/5163341393/
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