How To Tell A Zombie From Someone Who Is Drunk                  This could save your life!
Telling the difference between a person  who is drunk and a person who has   become a zombie can be difficult.However, with...
Both zombies and drunk individuals will...• Shamble and move  clumsily• Appear confused• Exhibit poor motor  skills (neith...
Both zombies and people who have had a       few too many drinks may...• Smell• Appear disheveled• Speak unintelligibly   ...
Despite the many similarities, there arestriking differences between zombies andsomeone who has had too much to drink.
If the individual is missingbody parts or has foreign objects protruding from    his or her body yet  doesn’t seem to noti...
Signs that you are dealing with a run-of-        the-mill drunken individual:• Giggling - zombies do not giggle (even when...
Food preferences are another sure way to tell     who or what you are dealing with.   Someone who is drunk                ...
Be vigilant, and you will be able to pick a zombie out                of the drunken crowd.Remember this could be the diff...
The End?Check us out on G+ or our Class 12 Permit                  site
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A humorous but life saving presentation on how to distinguish a brain eating zombie from someone who is simply drunk.

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How to tell a zombie and someone who is just drunk apart

  1. 1. How To Tell A Zombie From Someone Who Is Drunk This could save your life!
  2. 2. Telling the difference between a person who is drunk and a person who has become a zombie can be difficult.However, with a little practice, you will be able to accurately distinguish between the two.
  3. 3. Both zombies and drunk individuals will...• Shamble and move clumsily• Appear confused• Exhibit poor motor skills (neither should be allowed to drive!) Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/93247490@N00/441858611/
  4. 4. Both zombies and people who have had a few too many drinks may...• Smell• Appear disheveled• Speak unintelligibly Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/27403767@N00/219581402/
  5. 5. Despite the many similarities, there arestriking differences between zombies andsomeone who has had too much to drink.
  6. 6. If the individual is missingbody parts or has foreign objects protruding from his or her body yet doesn’t seem to notice you are probablydealing with a zombie. Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8049049@N08/1695015747/
  7. 7. Signs that you are dealing with a run-of- the-mill drunken individual:• Giggling - zombies do not giggle (even when eating brains)• Participating in karaoke• Lack of brains in vomit• Declaring “I love you” inappropriately - zombies may love how you taste, but they do not love you
  8. 8. Food preferences are another sure way to tell who or what you are dealing with. Someone who is drunk Zombies prefer will prefer places like brains IHOP or waffle housePhoto credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/96643394@N00/367679151/ Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/39622867@N00/312926287/
  9. 9. Be vigilant, and you will be able to pick a zombie out of the drunken crowd.Remember this could be the difference between life and death! Photo credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/29142454@N06/5163341393/
  10. 10. The End?Check us out on G+ or our Class 12 Permit site

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