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1. FETISH
FORECAST
2015
HOW THE YEAR’S TRENDS WILL HELP YOUR BUSINESS
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2. INTRODUCTION
• Fetishes are on the rise and produce amazing results in the
bedroom. Now make them work for your business
• In this presentation, we highlight fetishes and how they can be
utilized to improve your business, and increase employee morale
• Top trends of 2015:
• Cyber-sexting
• Cross Dressing
• BDSM
• Female Dominance
• Anal Jewelry

3. CYBER-SEXTING
• 78% of employees admit to cyber-sexting during business hours
• 52% of couples long-distance cybersext while traveling on business trips
Top Tips
• Soundproof and add blinds to smaller
conference rooms to let employees get
their freak on
• Ensure company phones have unlimited
data for naked FaceTime and naughty
SnapChats. Overage charges are a bitch
• Diversify the company portfolio and
invest in sex toy manufacturing, offer
employees shares

4. BDSM: DON’T BE SCARED
• Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, Submission, Sadism,
Masochism: know your genres and where you fall on
the spectrum
• Before getting down to “business,” negotiations must be
made upfront: roles, limitations, tools of the trade etc.
• 15% of BDSM participants use the following safe words: green
for “go”, yellow for “caution”, and red for “WTF YOU BITCH?!?”
Top Tips
• Understand everyone’s role in the workplace…Doms are closers
• S&M enthusiasts are likely to be found in the accounting department
• There are disciplined workers and there are Discipliners
• Remember, don’t run with scissors…but keep them nearby

5. CROSS DRESSING AND
DRAG FOR ROOKIES
• Cross dressing has grown
23% in the last year
• Mental health in employees
improves 69% when they are
allowed to express
themselves freely
• 13% of Fortune 500
companies are increasing
their clothing allowance to
accommodate employees
who wish to experiment
Make-up needs to
be tasteful. If you
scared a small child
on the way into
work, it’s probably
not acceptable.
Facial hair is not
recommended
unless you work
for a hipster
startup and then
you can go all
out.
Skirts must be
no shorter than
2 inches above
the knee and
please
remember to
wear underwear.
The office is not
the place to try
out your new
lamé mesh vest
and pasties are
definitely out of
the question.

6. WOMAN: THE NEW
DOMINANT MALE
• Female Domination, or
FemDom, is at an all-time high
• 83% of women feel confident
to tell their partner exactly
what they want in bed. This
number increases to 98% in
the workplace.
• 33% of FemDoms
now prefer titles
such as Madame,
Miss and Goddess
Top Tips
• Provide standing desks to
comfortably bend their assistant
over for a quickie
• Confirm which of their Dom titles
they’d prefer on their business
cards
• Turn your office break room into
a fetish fantasy dungeon to give
your FemDoms a real break in
their day

7. • Pain is pleasure according to 89% of anal
jewelry users
• 68% of people admit to wearing a latex
plug or bronze stud on a business trip
• How to incorporate anal jewelry into the
workplace:
BRANDED ANAL JEWELRY
Top Tips
 Reward excellent work with bonus piercings in the boardroom
 Branded pens are a thing of the past. The BBP (Branded Butt Plugs)
will get people talking about your company
 Instead of your average mug for the office holiday party favor, give
company branded anal jewelry and add real sparkle to the festivities

8. SUMMARY
STAY KINKY.

9. You’re Welcome