Random Vegan Jokes
Written by: Ashkon Hobooti on January 9th, 2014
Veganism is serious business!
Here at Truth, we aren’t just all business! Sure we’re a vegan
fashion company, but we still like to have a bit of fun too. In fact,
you’ve probably noticed that if you’ve read some of our other
silly videos and articles!
So here are some silly, random vegan jokes (and some non-vegan jokes too!) Do
they have anything to do with vegan fashion? No!
What did the porcupine say to the skunk?
What did the skunk say to the porcupine?
You're such a prick.
What did the cupcake say to the date square?
I’d date you but you’re too square.
What does a vegan zombie eat?
Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Are you stalking me?
If baby cats are called kittens, shouldn't baby dogs be called diggins?
Why do we have to have domestic animals spayed and neutered? Why can’t
they just wear chastity belts?
I’m trying to be a good person, but c’mon, plumbers are pretty much asking for
I was going to be an Olympic skier, but that career is a slippery slope.
Today’s a sad day. I found myself eating baby carrots because I thought they
If I fall in a forest, would any of the animals care?
The worst thing about wearing mittens is that you can’t give people the finger. I
tried it today. I looked foolish.
Never kill two birds with one stone. Instead, feed two birds with one hand.
Thanks for reading! Yours in health, consciousness, and veganism,
this is Ashkon Hobooti for Truth! Live Your Truth, and Respect
Ashkon Hobooti is a freelance journalist, a vegan and a human and animal rights
activist. He works to tell stories of those who don't have a voice. His primary goal is to
encourage discourse and healthy debates through his feature stories and
documentaries on issues that matter. He also plays a mean guitar, and writes for
Truth Belts, a vegan fashion company.To discover more about vegan fashion, check
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