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Le foot pour les nuls

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Une présentation des règles essentielles du football pour survivre aux matchs de la coupe du monde!

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Le foot pour les nuls

  1. 1. Manuel d’utilisation du ballon rond Le Foot Pour Les Nuls
  2. 2. Définitions <ul><li>En premier lieu, le football est, comme son nom l’indique, un sport de… pieds (ne pas se fier à Maradona et sa « main de Dieu », ou encore plus récemment, à Thierry Henry). Les dits pieds doivent taper dans un ballon rond . </li></ul><ul><li>C’est un sport d’équipe (malgré ce qu'on peut voir parfois sur le gazon) . 2 équipes de 11 joueurs s’affrontent sur un terrain (100m de longueur sur 60m de largeur). </li></ul>
  3. 3. Définitions But du jeu Mettre le ballon rond dans les cages adverses, farouchement surveillées (ou pas) par le gardien/goal. Déroulement Un match de foot dure 90 minutes. La mi-temps (à la 45ème minute) permet aux 22 joueurs, aux arbitres et aux spectateurs de se reposer Le vainqueur du match est l’équipe qui a marqué le plus de buts durant la partie.
  4. 4. Petit schéma explicatif Buts/Cages Buts/Cages Rond Central Surface de réparation Lignes de touche Corner
  5. 5. Glossaire de survie sur le terrain (ou devant la TV) Arbitre Homme de l’ombre du match (il est vêtu de noir), l’arbitre veille au bon déroulement de celui-ci, gesticulant et courant aux 4 coins du terrain, à la recherche d’infractions à punir, à l’aide de ses fidèles compagnons : le sifflet, le carton jaune et le carton rouge.
  6. 6. Glossaire de survie sur le terrain (ou devant la TV) <ul><li>Joueurs : 3 types </li></ul><ul><li>l’attaquant , dont le seul but est de passer au travers de la défense adverse afin de jeter un boulet de canon au fond des lignes de la forteresse ennemie </li></ul><ul><li>le milieu de terrain , le tacticien de la bande, celui qui réfléchit par où faire passer la balle </li></ul><ul><li>le défenseur , sur qui repose la lourde tâche de protéger son camp, en essayant de cacher du mieux possible les coups qu’il assène aux attaquants de l’équipe adverse afin que l’arbitre ne le remarque pas. </li></ul>
  7. 7. Glossaire de survie sur le terrain (ou devant la TV) <ul><li>Goal/Gardien </li></ul><ul><li>Celui qui est toujours un peu à part dans la bande. Il attend, la plupart du temps, mais attention, il ne doit pas s’endormir pour autant. Il veille à ce que rien (le ballon) ne rentre dans ses cages. </li></ul><ul><li>À noter que le goal est le seul joueur autorisé à prendre le ballon avec les mains (Thierry Henry ne pourra malheureusement pas vous confirmer l’authenticité de cette information) </li></ul>
  8. 8. Glossaire de survie sur le terrain (ou devant la TV) Remplaçants Joueurs assis sur un banc sur le côté du terrain, qui attendent, en mâchant un chewing-gum, que l’un de leurs coéquipiers soit fatigué ou se blesse. Supporters Plusieurs milliers de brailleurs, toujours prompts à assassiner l’arbitre (cf. 1° définition), censés soutenir leur équipe favorite via des moyens divers et variés tels que drapeaux, chants partisans, ou encore des vuvuzelas. Se maquillent souvent aux couleurs de leur équipe favorite et essaient de déstabiliser par tous les moyens l’équipe adverse.
  9. 9. Sanctions <ul><li>Cartons </li></ul><ul><ul><li>jaune : sanctionne les fautes un peu grave mais pas trop. Attention, tout de même. 2 cartons jaunes = 1 carton rouge = exclusion </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>rouge : symbole de la cruauté du jeu : le rouge = l’exclusion. Le joueur quitte le terrain (après avoir insulté ou tout au moins lancé un regard plus qu’assassin à l’arbitre), et ne sera pas remplacé. L’équipe se retrouvera donc à 10 joueurs. </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Penalty </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Munissez-vous du petit schéma explicatif. Trouvez la surface de réparation . Voilà ! Si un défenseur commet une faute dans cette surface, l’arbitre se verra dans l’obligation de punir le ou les coupable(s). Carton jaune ou rouge selon la gravité de la faute, et surtout penalty pour l’équipe lésée Ce qui signifie qu’un joueur va se placer au point de pénalty et se retrouvera seul face au gardien de but. </li></ul></ul>
  10. 10. Les fautes à reconnaître <ul><li>La main : certains la qualifient d’involontaire, d’autres de «  main de Dieu  »… </li></ul><ul><li>En tout cas, c’est une faute, que l’arbitre sanctionnera par un carton jaune pour le joueur ayant commis la faute, et donnera une compensation, sous forme de coup franc, à l’équipe adverse. (sauf si nous nous trouvons dans la surface de réparation, auquel cas, se référer au pénalty) </li></ul><ul><li>Le Tacle : action consistant à se jeter dans les pieds de l’adversaire, sous prétexte de vouloir récupérer le ballon . </li></ul>
  11. 11. Épilogue <ul><li>Si vous êtes parvenus jusqu’à cette dernière page, tout d’abord MERCI ! </li></ul><ul><li>Vous êtes désormais fin prêts pour suivre les matchs de la Coupe du Monde de Football </li></ul><ul><li>Vous allez pouvoir épater vos amis, avec vos connaissances poussées dans le champ footballistique lors de tous les matchs brillants de l'équipe de France! * </li></ul><ul><li>* N’ayant pas prévu le désistement français lors de cette coupe du monde, vous pourrez néanmoins ressortir ces connaissances à chaque match de foot, et ainsi briller en société ! On dit merci Triple-C! </li></ul>

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