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Blasé de l'agilité ?
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Tbonset agile france2015

  1. 1. La mauvaise foi agile Par Thomas Bonset 12h30 - 12h55 1 Belvédère #AgileFrance
  2. 2. C’est quoi le point commun ?
  3. 3. L’ignite : c’est quoi ? Les avantages La mauvaise foi agile (5 mn) Conclusion Thomas Bonset Développeur Java chez Valtech @Tbonset #AgileFrance
  4. 4. Ignite • De l’anglais to ignite : mettre le feu • Du latin Ignis : feu • Style de présentation bien cadré : • 20 diapos de 15 secondes • Défilement automatisé : l’orateur n’a pas la main • Sessions ignite ou soirées ignite • Autour d’un thème ou non • O’Reilly en sponsorise
  5. 5. Ignite : les avantages • Objectif : dynamiser les présentations • Orateur contraint à se concentrer sur le message à faire passer • Pas d’égarement • Temps limité : ça passe ou ça casse • Permet à des orateurs inconnus de s’exprimer • Truc et astuce : l’application interval timer sur android wear
  6. 6. Ignite : pour en savoir + • http://igniteshow.com/ • http://www.eevblog.com/2013/08/08/anatomy- of-an-ignite-talk/
  7. 7. Ignite : Go
  8. 8. @TBonset#LaMauvaiseFoiAgile La mauvaise foi agile
  9. 9. @TBonset@TBonset@TBonset#LaMauvaiseFoiAgile Avant je kiffais l’agilité (mais ça c’était avant)
  10. 10. Tester c’est douter
  11. 11. Le pair programming a au moins un intérêt, diviser par deux le nombre de devs qui trainent sur Internet
  12. 12. Accueillir positivement les changements, même tardifs ! C’est la seule chose que les clients retiennent
  13. 13. Pas besoin de cohésion d’équipe, de fortes individualités sont préférables : y a qu’à voir le PSG !
  14. 14. Refactorer : perdre son temps à réécrire quelque chose qui fonctionne déjà très bien
  15. 15. C’est commode d’estimer en points en suivant Fibonacci, plus c’est vague, plus vite on tombe juste
  16. 16. Il faut mettre la pression aux développeurs. La pression, c’est ce qui transforme le graphite en diamant
  17. 17. Coder avec le client sur site. Brillante idée ! Une occasion d’améliorer son jeu d’acteur. (300€ le libellé changé :D)
  18. 18. Ça sert à rien de responsabiliser tout le monde, On a des chefs de projets pour ça !
  19. 19. Avec tous les post-its gaspillés, le jour où il y aura un audit sur le bilan carbone des méthodes agiles, les ScrumMasters prendront cher
  20. 20. Maintenir une intégration continue, c’est maintenir une boite à spams
  21. 21. Sur une itération de 10 jours facturés, il y a : - 0.5 jours de planif - 0.25 de démo - 0.25 de rétro - 0.5 de préparation de démo L’agilité, ça n’a pas de prix
  22. 22. Documenter son code ? Sûrement pas, à moins que la documentation soit utile
  23. 23. Planning poker : du bluff, du hasard et Patrick Bruel. Comment prendre cette pratique au sérieux ?
  24. 24. Un planning poker, ça suit Fibonacci : 0.5, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 20, 40, 100 euhhhhhh ?????
  25. 25. Daily meeting = flicage Flicage = pas de libre arbitre Pas de libre arbitre = pas de liberté
  26. 26. @TBonset@TBonset@TBonset#LaMauvaiseFoiAgile Eh je déconne hein (en vrai l’agilité c’est bien)
  27. 27. @TBonset@TBonset@TBonset#LaMauvaiseFoiAgile Q & A
  28. 28. Alors, vous en avez pensé quoi ?
  29. 29. Ignite : pas propice à tous les sujets • 5 minutes pour promouvoir un concept, une notion, une techno : ça peut être court • J’ai essayé avec un autre sujet : le devoir de conseil du consultant
  30. 30. Questions (vous avez plus de 15 secondes) #AgileFrance

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