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10 Tell Tale Signs You Live in Washington, D.C.

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If you've spent any regular period of time living and working in Washington, D.C., you can probably relate.

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10 Tell Tale Signs You Live in Washington, D.C.

  1. 1. 1 0 T E L L T A L E S I G N S Y O U L I V E I N W A S H I N G T O N , D . C . B Y T O M T O G G A S
  2. 2. 1 . W H E N Y O U G O T O A S P O R T S B A R T O W A T C H T H E G A M E , Y O U E N D U P A R G U I N G A B O U T P O L I T I C S .
  3. 3. 2 . Y O U K N O W E A S T - W E S T S T R E E T S A R E L E T T E R E D , N O R T H - S O U T H S T R E E T S A R E N U M B E R E D , A N D D I A G O N A L S T R E E T S A R E N A M E D A F T E R S T A T E S .
  4. 4. 3 . Y O U D O A L L Y O U R S H O P P I N G O N M S T R E E T .
  5. 5. 4 . Y O U ’ V E B E C O M E C O M F O R T A B L E N O T B E I N G T H E S M A R T E S T P E R S O N I N T H E R O O M .
  6. 6. 5 . Y O U ’ V E S T O O D I N L I N E F O R G E O R G E T O W N C U P C A K E S , A T L E A S T O N C E .
  7. 7. 6 . Y O U ’ R E P R O U D T O S A Y Y O U L O V E T H E D M V . (As long as we’re referring to the acronym used for the greater Washington D.C. area, which includes parts of Maryland and Northern Virginia.)
  8. 8. 7 . Y O U ’ V E C A U G H T Y O U R S E L F A S K I N G S O M E O N E W H A T T H E Y D O B E F O R E Y O U ’ V E E V E N A S K E D T H E M T H E I R N A M E .
  9. 9. 8 . Y O U ’ V E G O T A T L E A S T 5 P U B L I C F I G U R E S R E A D Y T O N A M E - D R O P A T A N Y G I V E N P O I N T I N A C O N V E R S A T I O N .
  10. 10. 9 . T H E R E I S N O W O R S E O F F E N S E T H A N S T A N D I N G O N T H E W R O N G S I D E O F T H E E S C A L A T O R . “Walk left, stand right.”
  11. 11. 1 0 . Y O U ’ V E S E E N T H E A I R A N D S P A C E M U S E U M M O R E T I M E S T H A N Y O U C A N C O U N T . ( B E C A U S E E V E R Y O N E W H O V I S I T S Y O U I N S I S T S O N G O I N G , A N D D R A G G I N G Y O U A L O N G . )
  12. 12. < 3 W A S H I N G T O N , D . C .

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