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Pearlann golf

  1. 1. The following is not intended to offend fans oftennis, basketball, football or baseball. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.
  2. 2. Ever wonder why golf is growing inpopularity and why people who dont evenplay go to tournaments or watch it on TV?
  3. 3. The following truisms may shed some light:
  4. 4. Golf is an honourable game, with theoverwhelming majority of players being honourable people who dont need referees.
  5. 5. Golfers dont have some of their players in jail every week.
  6. 6. Golfers dont kick dirt on, orthrow bottles at, other people.
  7. 7. Professional golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.
  8. 8. Golfers dont get perdiem and two seats on acharter flight when they travel between tournaments.
  9. 9. Golfers dont hold out for more money, ordemand new contracts, because of another players deal.
  10. 10. Professional golfers dontdemand that the taxpayers payfor the courses on which they play.
  11. 11. When golfers make a mistake,nobody is there to cover for them or back them.
  12. 12. The PGA raises more money for charity in 1 year than the NFL does in 2
  13. 13. You can watch the best golfers in the world upclose, at any tournament, including the majors, all day every day for $25 or $30.
  14. 14. Even in the nose bleed section a ticket to the Super Bowl will cost you over $300 - or $1,000 from a scalper!
  15. 15. You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournamentgolf course, watch the best in the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink.
  16. 16. Try that at one of the taxpayer fundedbaseball or football stadiums. If you bring asoft drink into a ballpark, theyll give you two options - get rid of it or leave.
  17. 17. In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like the bestbaseball hitters (.300 batting average) do.
  18. 18. Golf doesnt change its rules to attract fans. Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.
  19. 19. Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.
  20. 20. Golf doesnt have free agency. In their prime, Palmer, Norman, and other stars, would shakeyour hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime Jose Canseco wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."
  21. 21. You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
  22. 22. At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sportsstadiums and arenas) you wont hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name calling while youre hoping that no one spills beer on you.
  23. 23. Tiger hits a golf ball over twice as far as Barry Bonds hits a baseball.
  24. 24. Golf courses dont ruin the neighbourhood.
  25. 25. And Finally:
  26. 26. Heres a little slice of golf historythat you might enjoy. Why do golfcourses have 18 holes - not 20, or 10, or an even dozen
  27. 27. During a discussion among the clubs membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, a senior member pointed out that it takesexactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch.By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotchper hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the Scotch ran out. Now you know.