How to Fail at Twitter Marketing

1. HOW
FAIL
TO
Twitter
AT
MARKETING
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2. MAKE
SURE
FOR
Re-TWEETS
YOU
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BEG

3. TO FOLLOWS
THAT. . .
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RESPOND
with
MESSAGES
DIRECTAUTOMATED
BEEP
BOOP
BEEP

4. SELF
YOUR
PROMOTE
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BOOKS
BLOGS
ETC...
SH**
OUT
MY
CHECK
RESOURCES

5. ALWAYS
IGNORE
ANY
AND
COMPLAINTS
INQUIRIES
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6. NEVER
GIVE
AWAY
OF
VALUE
SOMETHING
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7. WORD
HASH-TAG
EVERY
ALWAYS
TRY
TO
#LOVE
#HASHTAGS
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8. LINKS
RE-TWEETS
AND
ONLY
TWEET
Nothing
ORIGINAL
HERE
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9. @ NAME
LISTS
TWEET
REPETATIVE
MOSTLY
@NAME
@NAME
@NAME
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10. followers
NEVER
Your
re-tweet
EVER
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11. BE
COMPLETELY
FAKE
AND
UN-RELATIONAL
AND
UTTERLY
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12. message
one
communicate
USE
MULTIPLE
TWEETS
TO
CUCKOO
CUCKOO
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13. CONTENT
PEOPLES
OTHERS
STEALING
BE
EFFICIENT
BY
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14. DAY
EVERY
THINGS
SAME
ALWAYS
TWEET
THE
NO
ORIGINAL
THOUGHTS
HERE
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