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No Name Toilet Paper

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No Name Toilet Paper

  1. 1. No name toilet paper A little old lady goes into a big shop to do her shopping and as soon as she enters she is bewildered by the large selection of tissues on offer in the shop.
  2. 2. <ul><li>“ Pardon me sir”, she says to the shop manager. </li></ul><ul><li>“ But can you explain the differences in all this toilet paper you have here”. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>“ well”, he replies pointing out one brand, &quot;this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll.&quot; </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>He grabs another and says, &quot;This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll.&quot; </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, &quot;We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll.&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Give me the No Name,&quot; she says. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, &quot;Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Why?&quot; he asks. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>&quot;Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!&quot; </li></ul>
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